Oxymore Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 "Billie Joe has had sex in this car. His bare ass has touched its seats and remnants of his fluids remain coagulated in its door handles for your voodoo pleasure." Oh my god Heather you shocked me this forum is so inappropriate for a 15 years old.
Florence Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 The reserve price of all of these cars would and should triple if it was re-branded as "Billie Joe has had sex in this car. His bare ass has touched its seats and remnants of his fluids remain coagulated in its door handles for your voodoo pleasure." OMFG.
Fuzz Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 More than 8,000$ in less than 11 hours? WEEEH. Donated. that's all I had on my paypal IT'S SOMETHING Haha. I added your donation to the page http://www.greendayauthority.com/site/donate.php
beejeezee Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Honestly, if he hasn't masturbated in it I have zero interest. The car better come with the seats caked in his love juice.
Heather. Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Oh my god Heather you shocked me this forum is so inappropriate for a 15 years old. Even a French 15 year old? Honestly, if he hasn't masturbated in it I have zero interest. The car better come with the seats caked in his love juice. Where hasn't he masturbated? I'd say the probability of Billie not having masturbated in any vehicle or abode under his ownership is approaching zero.
Florence Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Haha. I added your donation to the pagehttp://www.greendayauthority.com/site/donate.php thanks, Fuzz! Honestly, if he hasn't masturbated in it I have zero interest. The car better come with the seats caked in his love juice. OH GOD. CAN YOU NOT??
Oxymore Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Even a French 15 year old? What does the fact of being french change any thing you perverse Where hasn't he masturbated? I'd say the probability of Billie not having masturbated in any vehicle or abode under his ownership is approaching zero. Poor Billie Joe what a reputation
beejeezee Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Where hasn't he masturbated? I'd say the probability of Billie not having masturbated in any vehicle or abode under his ownership is approaching zero. I'd like the evidence when I purchase a vehicle owned by him. I expect fresh cum dripping off the dashboard.
Heather. Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 What does the fact of being french change any thing you perverse Poor Billie Joe what a reputation Just stereotyping the French as a people of love and sex. But I would really just categorize Europeans in general as being a lot less prudish than Americans. Carry on with your youthful innocence, please! All right. Back to discussing the Chevy that, as advertised, has nothing going for it other than good looks and a famous father.
Cob Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Given that the lyrics to "Troublemaker" allude to car sex, I wouldn't be surprised if Billie did bump-uglies in the back of this vehicle. Or in the front. Or the trunk. Or the roof.
DookieLukie Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Very likely. (But you you forgot the 250-pounds woman as well) Who's that? lol
MaraGreenDay Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Omg, this thread! It started about Billie selling a car and it ends about Billie masturbated, wtf?!
beejeezee Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Omg, this thread! It started about Billie selling a car and it ends about Billie masturbated, wtf?! It's because I'm here.
Oxymore Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Who's that? lol In two interview, one of them is Omg, this thread! It started about Billie selling a car and it ends about Billie masturbated, wtf?! Whaaaat you killjoys. We should create a topic for that !
MaraGreenDay Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Whaaaat you killjoys. We should create a topic for that ! Aaahhh, no thank you!
Florence Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 In two interview, one of them is No no no. That was some random woman, not Adie! 250 pounds = 113,6kg
Oxymore Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 No no no. That was some random woman, not Adie! 250 pounds = 113,6kg ... I know, I didn't mean it was Adie !!
Florence Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 ... I know, I didn't mean it was Adie !! But how is that relevant to the Chevrolet that's up for sale? I'm super confused. According the the license plate Billie bought it last June I think I wonder when it will meet the reserve, if at all (!)
lizziebix Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 I bet he "ruined" this car as well with an automatic gearbox? It's a nice car thoughNope, it's a manual transmission. Check the details.
DookieLukie Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Very likely. (But you you forgot the 250-pounds woman as well) Crap that hurt to read. I like to think of Billie as someone who was respectful sexually and didn't just hook up with anyone.
Heather. Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Crap that hurt to read. I like to think of Billie as someone who was respectful sexually and didn't just hook up with anyone. Just because he might have done that (who knows, he could have been joking) doesn't mean he was a total douchebag. He said in that 1990 interview where Mike is wearing a funny hat that he dated a girl for 2 years in high school. Who knows if he hooked up randomly all the time or not. I kind of doubt it. SO off topic but seriously, none of us are going to actually buy this car
Oxymore Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Crap that hurt to read. I like to think of Billie as someone who was respectful sexually and didn't just hook up with anyone. He was 17, probably drunk and for sure immature. But agree with Heather though
lizziebix Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Okay, enough. Discuss the car without the masturbation speculation please.Thank you.
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