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  2. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    • MarriedtoMikeDirnt
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    • Hungry Hungry Supermodels

    🤦🏾‍♀️ Your about me is cringeworthy.

    1. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Shh, no one reads those. Don't bring attention to it.

  3. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

    [Enter Clever Title To Bait People Here]

    Girl, I cannot. You're thinking that you're gonna get out in an asylum, but you're thinking about girls. 😑 That is so like you.
  4. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

    Don't Trust Me With Photo Editing

    The first two look good though 😳
  5. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    [Enter Clever Title To Bait People Here]

    La la land is fun so far. It’s just like the real word, except for the fact that I enjoy living. In my mind, I’m just an average Joe with a shitty job and miserably single. I live in a dull routine. But I have dreams, aspirations, goals... a will to live. While the life I’ve created is not one that I want in reality, it’s one in which I’m happy. Happy is a start. I can’t keep track of time. Hours feel like days. Days feel like months. I feel like I’m sleeping half the time I’m awake. I’m so messed up. My parents have caught on to what’s happening. They tried to have a conversation with me the other day. I can’t say when; I don’t know. They kept calling my name for hours, but I was in a catatonic state. I was completely unresponsive. It was almost as if I wasn’t there. As if I wasn’t in my own body. It took me four hours spot to snap out of it. I can still separate fantasy form reality, but the lines are getting a bit blurry. I’m fading much faster than I expected. I talked to my therapist earlier today. I told her what’s going on and shit. She gave me a face that was like 😯. I don’t know what that means. I think it was a “oh, wow, this girl’s off her rocker” face. I don’t understand humans. Humans are difficult. In summary, my world is imploding and everything’s falling to pieces. Soon enough, I’ll be put in an asylum. I don’t like the asylum here. The nurses there are mean (and I’m pretty sure they’re ableist. One time they made fun of a PTSD patient because she couldn’t be around people with tattoos; tats trigger her trauma). I hope I get put in a nice asylum with some pretty girls that I can flirt with. I like pretty girls.
  6. Last week
  7. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    21 days.

    21 brutal, lifeless days. 

    1. pouty bitch

      pouty bitch

      Are you ok?

    2. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      I'm fine, I guess. 

    3. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      You're still counting? 

  8. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Don't Trust Me With Photo Editing

    So, I might've gone into a manic state of hyperproductivity. In this state, I might've edited... oh, I don't know, five to twenty pictures. Alright, I'mma shut up now. Look at what I did; I'm proud of my work. We should pressure him into doing it.
  9. Clockwise

    Clockwise

    I was talking about the new Foster The People song that leaked idk what ya'll are talking about 😎

    1. Little Boy Named Booze

      Little Boy Named Booze

      Yeah their new song called ''Green Day''!

  10. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    I'm losing it. Whatever "it" was.

    1. Sheenius

      Sheenius

      I never had it

    2. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      @MarriedtoMikeDirnt, we been knew.

    3. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      Okay then, call me out. 

  11. Clockwise

    Clockwise

    Glad I got to hear FTP before it was taken down

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    2. Todd

      Todd

      Man I used to like you

    3. Clockwise

      Clockwise

      @Todd Well I will say this - we're lucky to have someone like you to take on the role of Green Day historian to set the record straight when idiots like me think they're funnier than they actually are. 😋

    4. Beerjeezus

      Beerjeezus

      Well, as the current owner of the stolen Cigarettes & Valentines tapes, I think you’re taking this fuck these people business a bit too seriously.

  12. The Grohl

    The Grohl

    ...I hate this boy. I hate that I like him. 

    I hate that he made me thirsty.

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    2. The Grohl

      The Grohl

      This boy is complicated. That's all I'm gonna say. I always seem to pull the complicated ones 🤦‍♀️

    3. BillieMyLove

      BillieMyLove

      Well life is complicated LOL. But if you don't think it's a healthy situation with him, you aren't obligated to stay. Do what feels right to you.

    4. The Grohl

      The Grohl

      I'm trying to feel it out. At this point we're just "dating." Not an item or a couple. Right now it feels right to see where this goes, but talk to him about things.

  13. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Fine, I’m coming clean. I’ve been denying this for a long time now, and I can no longer lie to myself.

    I like Foo Fighters. I’m thoroughly ashamed to admit it, but it’s true.

    Another thing that I’m ashamed to admit is that I don’t like the song Everlong. Almost perfect, but the time changes fuck it up. 

    1. The Grohl

      The Grohl

      This message has been approved by me, The Grohl! 

  14. Beerjeezus

    Slang, Trends, and Other Confusing Things: A Boomer’s Guide to Gen Z

    I’m not old but I’m not on tik tok, so I’m behind
  15. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Slang, Trends, and Other Confusing Things: A Boomer’s Guide to Gen Z

    You know the weird Gen Z slang, right? You’re not that old.
  16. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Venting

    Eww, stop being wise. That’s my job.
  17. Beerjeezus

    Venting

    People are fucking assholes...
  18. Beerjeezus

    Slang, Trends, and Other Confusing Things: A Boomer’s Guide to Gen Z

    I'm silently nodding.
  19. I’m gonna use this entry to explain some dumb shit that the TikTok generation (mostly Gen Z and young millennials) have created. Suggest shit in the comment and I’ll edit this entry explaining it for you. I guess I’ll start of with “boomer”. Boomer is hardly used in the literal sense. If someone calls you a boomer, it means that you’re old or you act old. Ex: “How do I works these damn cellphones?” “Everyone knows how to work a cellphone. You’re such a boomer”. My personal favorite: ✨[enter word/phrase here]✨. The sparkle emojis are used to indicate sarcasm. They can be used genuinely, and it’s very easy to tell whether the user is being sarcastic or genuine. Ex: “Don’t you just love ✨standing in the rain for five hours because your date forgot to pick you up from the bus stop✨?” Ex: “That comeback was ✨hilarious✨.
  20. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

    • Hungry Hungry Supermodels
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    • MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Ash, you perfect human specimen, I love you. 

    When are we getting married, my love? I can't wait any longer. 

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    2. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Ugh, fine. I figured you'd do that.

    3. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      I really do love you, Jess. You know that. You’re like a sweet little sister.

    4. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      I know, I know. 

      But that doesn't change the fact that I want to marry you.

  21. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

    Venting

    Wow, there's a lot of things presented here. Milk chocolate princess is not even a good description of you. That's just people fetishizing your race and patronizing you. People can be so disgusting sometimes. I get what you're saying about your hair. It's not cute or funny to treat someone like an object. There's too much history in your hair to disrespect it like that. I can't imagine what it's like having ADHD and OCD and autism. I don't know how you feel, and I'm not gonna pretend such, but I can't say that you shouldn't compare yourself to other people. The concept of normality is relative. Normal for you may not be normal for someone else, and that's okay. If we were all the same, then the world would be boring. Don't be ashamed of yourself. You're too wonderful for that.
  22. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Venting

    I like to think of myself as a decent person, but the next person to comment “milk chocolate princess” on one of my instagram selfie can expect me to kill them in the harshest way possible. I swear to God, I am not a princess. I’m not even “ladylike”. If anything, I am your king. Fuck around and find out what’s good. See if I’m playing. Next, we can all see that I’m black. I don’t think there’s a need to state the obvious. I don’t see a point in bringing attention to my skin color. Like, can I not just be a princess or do you have to specify that I’m a black princess? That’s a red flag; anyone who says shit like that immediately give off bad vibes to POC. Just because I have sex does not mean that I am not asexual. I can’t tell you how many times people have invalided my sexual orientation. There’s a difference between allosexuality and asexuality, and both are a spectrum. I don’t know how these rigid standards of defined sexuality came to be, but we need to destroy them. I shouldn’t have to defend my sexuality. Why is is socially acceptable for people to touch my hair without my permission? Why? Am I a fucking zoo animal? Am I here for you amusement? I know I did not put four hours into styling my hair for you to come and put your crusty hands in it. And I know my people did not endure human petting zoos for me to be treated like a display. So no, you cannot touch my hair and don’t fucking ask. (And like, do people realize how weird it is to just touch someone else’s hair? Have you no respect for personal boundaries? How would you feel if I just stuck my hands in your hair? Wtf!?) Of course, I make exceptions for the rule. There are specific people allowed to touch my hair. The list includes me, my mother, my hair stylist, and my S.O. Everyone else gets and automatic “no❤️“. Guys have to stop wearing cowboy hats. For real, I can’t cope. I was watching Community earlier (I’m in the first season, lol), and Joel McHale in a cowboy outfit is everything. And that bottle opening trick is so overused, but it was totally hot. I’m not even gonna pretend like it wasn’t hot. Sometimes I wish I was normal. I hate being... the way I am. I went into the grocery today and there was a lady without a mask who kept trying to talk to me. She followed me around the store the whole time I was shopping. It gave me some really bad anxiety. When I get stressed or nervous, I start trembling and depending on how bad the situation is, I start ticking. I was about to check out, but then I started shaking so bad that I couldn’t stand up any more. This had already drawn attention to myself, so I became even more stressed. Then the ticking started and I couldn’t stop hitting myself. I was screaming and acting like a fucking child. I definitely scared some kids, and I got kicked out of the store. I literally broke down crying in my car because I embarrassed myself in front of strangers. I wish I could just be normal. Normal people would’ve just told the lady to leave them alone, but I was too scared to talk to her. I’m not good at talking to people. I loathe myself. I’m just gonna write a fully unfiltered paragraph of what goes on in my head. You have to read this as fast as you can do you can understand how fast my brain is moving. There’s about five things happening as I write this. I’m hearing All The Time by The Strokes, I’m try- shut up, I’m trying to think. Fuck, what was I talking about? Ugh, whatever, I guess this is- wait, that damn song - is that... oh, it’s Green Day now. Something off of Nimrod, but it’s too distorted to hear. Sounds like Uptight. Shh, I’m trying to focus. Wait, is there another voice in my head or am I just responding to myself- SHUT UP, I CAN’T EVEN GET OUT A SINGLE THOUGHT WITHOUT SOME... Hmm, I like that song. Wait, a mashup of Selfless and One Way Trigger? That makes me uncomfortable. Where the fuck was this going? *silence* PLEASE SHUT UP, OH MY GOD I CAN’T THINK, PLEASE 😭😭😭. Why is that damn song playing in my head, just stop! For the love of God, please! *sobs harder* I have a headache now. My head hurts really bad- that damn song! WHY!? Can we at least play something else? Can I get a nice indie song? Something like Wallows? Oh... Rex Orange County. That’s nice. Are we good? Can I focus no or are we gonna keep going back and forth? Why am I talking to myself? People are gonna think I’m crazy. But i am crazy. Only crazy people talk to themselves as if there’s another being that will answer back. Whoever I’m talking to- wait, what’s that noise? WandaVision is a good show. I like it. And I like Paul Bettany’s ass. Those slacks do wonders for him. Actually, can we not go there? I don’t want to think about that. Hey, can you do me a favor and... what was I saying? Oh, we’re still playing that one Rex Orange County- I smell sex and candy, yeah. I guess not. It’s Marcy Playground now. I like that song. Why can I not stop thinking about Paul Bettany’s ass? *laughs* Okay, you got me, can we move on? Please? Huh, what was I doing? What’s the purpose of this? Oh, wow, it’s been thirty minutes. Oh, back to Rex Orange County. We di- what’s the name of- McKey was it? *many thoughts at once, all overlapping each other* What was I doing? AW HELL NO NOT THE SWMRS!! THAT SONG IS SO ANNOYING ANYWAYS. But Miley Cyrus is hot. *long pause* I should probably wrap this up. I feel like- MILEY YOU’RE A PUNK ROCK QUEEN- shut up! Where was I? Hanging ‘round downtown by myself and I’ve had too much caffeine- hey, you too. Alright, that’s enough. That’s ADHD and OCD on display. Those damn intrusive thoughts are really uncomfortable. Usually when I get intrusive thoughts, I start tapping my fingers on a hard surface rapidly. Since I was typing, I didn’t really do anything. There’s a lot more torture swirling around in my head as I type this. A lot more intrusive thoughts. I hate this. I hate being like this. I wanna cry because it’s so hard to function. I wish that I could be normal 😭. Well, that was a shit show. I’m too mentally exhausted (wait, sorry, there's the guitar solo from Not the Same Anymore playing in my head) to try and form coherent sentences.
  23. Little Boy Named Booze

    Little Boy Named Booze

    At least GDC was lit last night

  24. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    I woke up to the sound of Tom DeLonge “singing”. 

    I’d try to figure out what the fuck happened last night, but if it involved me playing Blink-182, I don’t think I wanna know.

    1. Sheenius

      Sheenius

      A lot of drunk people on GDC last night what a mess haha

    2. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      Somehow I managed to stay out of trouble, but you got your ass roasted. Lol, I’m better at being drunk and risky than you.

  25. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Recording My Own Damn Album (Day 3)

    Sometimes I forget that you speak French.
  26. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

    Recording My Own Damn Album (Day 3)

    You're not a bad guitarist at all. You just need to practice, you lazy bum! C'est en forgeant qu’on devient forgeron.
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    1. Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      I wanna know how many people clicked on this expecting something.

    2. MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      Lol. I like the way your brain works.

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