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   • MarriedtoMikeDirnt
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   • Hungry Hungry Supermodels

   🤦🏾‍♀️ Your about me is cringeworthy.

   • 17 hours ago
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      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      Shh, no one reads those. Don't bring attention to it.

      • 17 hours ago
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3. Last week
4. 

   MarriedtoMikeDirnt

   21 days.

   21 brutal, lifeless days. 

   • Tuesday at 11:04 PM

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      pouty bitch

      Are you ok?

      • Yesterday at 05:31 AM
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      MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      I'm fine, I guess. 

      • 22 hours ago
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      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      You're still counting? 

      • 22 hours ago
5. 

   Clockwise

   I was talking about the new Foster The People song that leaked idk what ya'll are talking about 😎

   • Tuesday at 12:16 AM

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      Little Boy Named Booze

      Yeah their new song called ''Green Day''!

      • Tuesday at 05:09 PM
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   MarriedtoMikeDirnt

   I'm losing it. Whatever "it" was.

   • Monday at 09:16 PM

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      Sheenius

      I never had it

      • Monday at 10:49 PM
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      Hungry Hungry Supermodels

      @MarriedtoMikeDirnt, we been knew.

      • Tuesday at 04:45 PM
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      MarriedtoMikeDirnt

      Okay then, call me out. 

      • Tuesday at 04:49 PM
7. 

   Clockwise

   Glad I got to hear FTP before it was taken down

   • Monday at 03:54 PM
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      Todd

      Man I used to like you

      • Tuesday at 12:07 AM
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      Clockwise

      @Todd Well I will say this - we're lucky to have someone like you to take on the role of Green Day historian to set the record straight when idiots like me think they're funnier than they actually are. 😋

      • Tuesday at 12:14 AM
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      Beerjeezus

      Well, as the current owner of the stolen Cigarettes & Valentines tapes, I think you’re taking this fuck these people business a bit too seriously.

      • Tuesday at 12:59 AM
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8. 

   The Grohl

   ...I hate this boy. I hate that I like him. 

   I hate that he made me thirsty.

   • Monday at 01:01 AM
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      The Grohl

      This boy is complicated. That's all I'm gonna say. I always seem to pull the complicated ones 🤦‍♀️

      • Tuesday at 03:48 PM
   3. 

      BillieMyLove

      Well life is complicated LOL. But if you don't think it's a healthy situation with him, you aren't obligated to stay. Do what feels right to you.

      • Tuesday at 03:55 PM
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      The Grohl

      I'm trying to feel it out. At this point we're just "dating." Not an item or a couple. Right now it feels right to see where this goes, but talk to him about things.

      • Tuesday at 04:04 PM
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   MarriedtoMikeDirnt

   Fine, I’m coming clean. I’ve been denying this for a long time now, and I can no longer lie to myself.

   I like Foo Fighters. I’m thoroughly ashamed to admit it, but it’s true.

   Another thing that I’m ashamed to admit is that I don’t like the song Everlong. Almost perfect, but the time changes fuck it up. 

   • Monday at 12:43 AM
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      The Grohl

      This message has been approved by me, The Grohl! 

      • Monday at 12:57 AM
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10. 

    • Hungry Hungry Supermodels
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    • MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Ash, you perfect human specimen, I love you. 

    When are we getting married, my love? I can't wait any longer. 

    • Sunday at 07:39 PM

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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       Ugh, fine. I figured you'd do that.

       • Sunday at 07:58 PM
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       MarriedtoMikeDirnt

       I really do love you, Jess. You know that. You’re like a sweet little sister.

       • Sunday at 08:02 PM
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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       I know, I know. 

       But that doesn't change the fact that I want to marry you.

       • Sunday at 08:05 PM
11. 

    Little Boy Named Booze

    At least GDC was lit last night

    • Sunday at 12:59 AM
12. 

    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    I woke up to the sound of Tom DeLonge “singing”. 

    I’d try to figure out what the fuck happened last night, but if it involved me playing Blink-182, I don’t think I wanna know.

    • Saturday at 05:25 PM
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       Sheenius

       A lot of drunk people on GDC last night what a mess haha

       • Saturday at 05:34 PM
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       MarriedtoMikeDirnt

       Somehow I managed to stay out of trouble, but you got your ass roasted. Lol, I’m better at being drunk and risky than you.

       • Saturday at 11:00 PM
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    • Friday at 07:06 PM
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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       I wanna know how many people clicked on this expecting something.

       • Friday at 11:24 PM
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       MarriedtoMikeDirnt

       Lol. I like the way your brain works.

       • Saturday at 12:40 AM
14. 

    The Grohl

    *waves white flag* I admit defeat. ilikehimokay?

    AND NOW I"M MORE ANXIOUS ABOUT IT THAN EVER

    • Friday at 06:25 PM

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       The Grohl

       Stahp 🙈 🙈 🙈

       • Friday at 07:07 PM
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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       In the words of a wise songwriter, "love is for losers"

       *joins in the fortnite dancing*

       

       • Friday at 07:11 PM
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       Sheenius

       you dont have to love this guy cause you have me 

       • Saturday at 05:10 AM
15. 

    pouty bitch

    I'm barely on here these days omg miss y'all

    • Friday at 05:52 PM

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       pouty bitch

       I am!!!

       • Friday at 09:38 PM
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       Sheenius

       Damn boozie trying to claim my turf

       • Saturday at 07:31 AM
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       pouty bitch

       It's my turf now bruh get off my damn lawn *shakes fist* 

       • Saturday at 08:29 PM
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    Hungry Hungry Supermodels

    School is hard, and I may or may not be a little bit stoned.

    • Friday at 04:49 PM
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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       Chillax, mama, it's all groovy. I don't see this attitude when I'm drinking.

       YOLO, y'know? Do what you can do before it's too late. 

       Mary Jane is not the worst thing I've done. I've done LSD before. It was whack.

       • Friday at 05:01 PM
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       MarriedtoMikeDirnt

       That’s because your crazy parents let you drink. 

       But weed is still illegal in Texas. Especially since you’re only 14. There’s no loophole laws for this one.

       • Friday at 05:08 PM
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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       *blows raspberry*

       I know, mother. You can quit riding me now; you've done your job.

       Nag nag nag nag nag.🙄

       • Friday at 05:11 PM
17. 

    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    I really can’t with this medication anymore. I tried, I really did, but I feel insane. My brain is all over the place. It’s like normal ADHD, but multiply that by a million, and add autism.

    • January 22
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       BillieMyLove

       Doesn't sound like a great doctor LOL. There has to be a better way.

       • Friday at 03:28 PM
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       Little Boy Named Booze

       You're gonna feel better in a couple of days because the Green Day postcards has been shipped along with the poster.

       • Friday at 03:49 PM
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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       

       • Friday at 06:46 PM
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18. 

    Gwen Stacy

    Fuck Generation X, this is Generation fuck off!

    • January 21

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       Eric

       ok

       • January 21
    2. 

       Little Boy Named Booze

       *Burn SPIN magazine*

       • Friday at 01:50 PM
19. Earlier
20. 

    Slave To The Network

    One of my cats had fleas, so I treated them both, but today something was tickling my ear and I found a flea in it. 🤮  Fuck my life!

    • January 21

    1. 

       MarriedtoMikeDirnt

       Oh my goodness, that is a nightmare. RIP.

       • January 21
    2. 

       The Grohl

       OH NO! 

       • January 21
21. 

    • BillieMyLove
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    • The Grohl

    Made me think of you. 🤣

    

    • January 20
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       The Grohl

       HARD PASS. I do not think Adam Driver is hot!  I mean I could definitely see the young Snape, but that movie wouldn't my money. They should just get Trent to do it  

       • January 20
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    The Grohl

    FFS This boy said he's catching feels! WHAT?! UH WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE DATING.....
    (I like being liked though)

    • January 20
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       The Grohl

       Kind of mature. I mean a good fart joke makes me giggle. There's a whole lot that comes with this and I even worried I liked him just because he liked me - I've fallen into that plenty of times in HS. But...I don't think that's what it is. It's something I've been thinking about since I went on the first date with him, but I'm trying to tell myself just chill and have fun. Even if it's just a fling, it's fine. It's been a shit two years so I deserve some fun.

       • January 20
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       MarriedtoMikeDirnt

       I feel you on that; I'm not gonna lie, fart jokes are stupid, but so am I.

       But yeah, fun is good. I think that's a good starting place. 

       • January 20
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       Sheenius

       Look out the window to the crying sky 

       I got all of the feels 

       Are you really into those kinds of guys? 

       • January 21
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    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    I found some old videos of shows I did in colorguard. 

    There’s this one where I was the main character. My character died (ofc, I choreographed that scene). The colorguard director made me go into a backbend and then collapse slowly onto my stomach, and it gave me back pain just watching that.

    Not gonna lie, it was super cool.

    • January 19
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    The Grohl

    I forgot how weird and gross you feel when you realize you like someone. My brain doesn't know how to comprehend. 

    • January 19
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       BillieMyLove

       Just embrace it.  Is he one of those deathly pale goths? 🤣

       • January 20
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       The Grohl

       That's the thing...he's not! XD So my brain is like...uh....he is not Reznor type at all! LOL But that's not a requirement...more like a preference. 

       • January 20
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       BillieMyLove

       It's what's inside that counts. ❤️ 

       • January 20
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    Montclare

    Just did an eight mile walk in 18 degree weather.  Billie sings Fever Blister; I'm a frozen blister.

    • January 18
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    thisguy3496

    Anyone know that song that plays when the band walks on stage during BIAB? lol 

    • January 17

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       Hermione

       It's the theme from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey (which was originally a part of the 1896 composition Also sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss)

        

       • January 17
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       thisguy3496

       Thank you so much!!!

       • January 17
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       Hermione

       You're welcome! It's always so annoying trying to identify a piece of music that doesn't have lyrics you can google lol

       • January 17
27. 

    The Grohl

    Shit actually feeling hella cute today

    • January 16
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    MarriedtoMikeDirnt

    Standing at the edge of the world is giving me the chills.

    • January 16
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       BillieMyLove

       

       • January 16
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       Hungry Hungry Supermodels

       I'll bet that hits different today, eh compadre?

       • January 16
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       MarriedtoMikeDirnt

       It does. 

       Especially the Somewhere Now reprise.

        

       I’m running late to somewhere now that I don’t want to be. Where the future and promises ain’t what it used to be.

       • January 16
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