The Green Day Fangirls' Confessions Thread

[-Billiejoezee-]

8 minutes ago, -Puke-Stains- said:

Those dirty dirty roots 

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His hair is bigger than his goddamn head.

I know I love it 

i was so stoked cause I was seeing the lion IN ACTION

 

 

1 minute ago, Jane Lannister said:

The chin game is 12/10 too 

I like the LOTAG hair. 

The beginning of the Chins ™

I didn't like it not one bit tbh 

prob cause it was a drastic change. He got a haircut and dyed it a weird blond that I didn't like lmao 

[Starlight]

12 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

Why is he like this??

He's a little koala

[pouty bitch]

Aww, it's so cute when he tries to get people to carry him. It just makes him seem even tinier than he actually is.

[-Puke-Stains-]

23 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

Why is he like this??

If I was onstage and he tried to do that to me his ass would hit the floor so fast. 

[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

2 minutes ago, -Puke-Stains- said:

If I was onstage and he tried to do that to me his ass would hit the floor so fast.

That's rude. 

I'd lift him and walk away. 

[-Billiejoezee-]

2 minutes ago, -Puke-Stains- said:

If I was onstage and he tried to do that to me his ass would hit the floor so fast. 

He looks really heavy tbh even though he's extremely tiny, idk if I'd be able to carry him, I always see people struggling. 

[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

6 minutes ago, -Billiejoezee- said:

He looks really heavy tbh even though he's extremely tiny, idk if I'd be able to carry him, I always see people struggling. 

It could be that he's heavier than people expect. He's quite muscular.

[-Billiejoezee-]

1 minute ago, Jane Lannister said:

It could be that he's heavier than people expect. He's quite muscular.

I know, "A muscular lollipop" my favorite quote/description about Billie 

[The Bellie]

21 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

That's rude. 

I'd lift him and walk away. 

Do you happen to be taller than him by any chance? 

I must be as tall as Adrienne so I don't know if I could lift him 

[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

12 minutes ago, Kuromignonne said:

Do you happen to be taller than him by any chance? 

I must be as tall as Adrienne so I don't know if I could lift him 

Haha no, realistically there's no chance I could lift anybody  I am tiny

Edit: he's so adorable in this and has a Lady Gaga shirt 

[The Bellie]

I'm on the "black-haired Billie" side, but I'm not against blonde which I find really cool on him. My favorite blonde Billie hair would be curly with visible black roots such as :

[-Puke-Stains-]

39 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

That's rude. 

I'd lift him and walk away. 

The man weighs at least 150 pounds. My weak ass wouldn't be able to hold him up. 

13 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

Edit: he's so adorable in this and has a Lady Gaga shirt 

The Old Man stubble has returned. 

[The Bellie]

Just now, -Puke-Stains- said:

The man weighs at least 150 pounds. My weak ass wouldn't be able to hold him up. 

I don't know if "at least" , but even if, that's a normal-low weight for a man.

That being said, I don't trust my ass (or my back) on this one either. 

[-Puke-Stains-]

2 minutes ago, Kuromignonne said:

I don't know if "at least" , but even if, that's a normal-low weight for a man.

I'd say 140 is a low-normal weight for his height, considering how much muscle mass he has I'd assume he weighs closer to 160. He's gotta be at least 150 pounds, i wouldn't believe anything less. There's no way in hell I'd be able to hold up a dude who weighs that much. 

[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

Just for reference 

[unextraordinarygirl]

Why are we talking about lifting Billie? Oh yeah this is the fan girl thread, I forgot how crazy the topics can be in here. LOL

[DeJennsitized]

1 hour ago, Jane Lannister said:

This must be his worst hairstyle ever 

I dunno if it's the eyeliner but those pics make me laugh because it looks like someone just changed his hair with photoshop or something  

26 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

Haha no, realistically there's no chance I could lift anybody  I am tiny

Edit: he's so adorable in this and has a Lady Gaga shirt 

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[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

1 minute ago, unextraordinarygirl said:

Why are we talking about lifting Billie? Oh yeah this is the fan girl thread, I forgot how crazy the topics can be in here. LOL

Wouldn't you like to lift Billie?

12 minutes ago, Jenn. said:

I dunno if it's the eyeliner but those pics make me laugh because it looks like someone just changed his hair with photoshop or something  

Fave supporting another fave  

Exactly. The contrast of the hair and the eyeliner is too stark. Makes it look artificial, like a wig. 

[Guest]

 my favorite blonde Billie. 

[The Bellie]

11 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

Just for reference

Typical example of why I hate this standard "healthy" reference shit (no offense to you @Jane Lannister ), people say I look very thin, and I do in a Billie kind of way,  but according to this thing I would weight at least 20 pounds more than the normal "healthy" weight  so perhaps Billie does not weight what his tininess would suggest.

[-Puke-Stains-]

10 minutes ago, Fadedintwilight said:

 my favorite blonde Billie. 

I love how much goddamn neckskin he has. He's like a fucking turtle.

[herewegoagain]

16 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

Wouldn't you like to lift Billie?

I'd like to try, and definitely fail, and collapse on the floor with him on top, oh no, how awkward....

[The Grohl]

13 minutes ago, Kuromignonne said:

Typical example of why I hate this standard "healthy" reference shit (no offense to you @Jane Lannister ), people say I look very thin, and I do in a Billie kind of way,  but according to this thing I would weight at least 20 pounds more than the normal "healthy" weight  so perhaps Billie does not weight what his tininess would suggest.

According to that chart, I'm overweight. Fuck that

 

 

 

 

[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

8 minutes ago, Kuromignonne said:

Typical example of why I hate this standard "healthy" reference shit (no offense to you @Jane Lannister ), people say I look very thin, and I do in a Billie kind of way,  but according to this thing I would weight at least 20 pounds more than the normal "healthy" weight  so perhaps Billie does not weight what his tininess would suggest.

Hey sorry if the table I posted is off. I just looked at what they had as weight for my height and it was roughly similar to my actual weight (in fact it says I should have 5Kg less but I could care less lmao) so I used it for reference. I am terrible at guessing people's height/weight so I found it useful. I agree with you though, everybody is different and these tables overgeneralise. 

[The Bellie]

14 minutes ago, -Puke-Stains- said:

I love how much goddamn neckskin he has. He's like a fucking turtle.

I love it too - I wouldn't say it's neck but rather chin - but I would never think of it as a turtle ??

8 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

Hey sorry if the table I posted is off. I just looked at what they had as weight for my height and it was roughly similar to my actual weight (in fact it says I should have 5Kg less but I could care less lmao) so I used it for reference. I am terrible at guessing people's height/weight so I found it useful. I agree with you though, everybody is different and these tables overgeneralise. 

No don't be sorry, all tables of that type are similarly dumb, and not at all tuned on what healthy really means for a human body. I believe healthy equals to thin for a very low amount of us only.