The Green Day Fangirls' Confessions Thread

[cindeeedasilva]

I'm pretty sure smelling his morning breath does plenty to dispell the notion that he's anything remotely close to a god

Hahahahaha in that case - poor Adie *cyber hugs her*

[angel green]

Hahahahaha in that case - poor Adie *cyber hugs her*

This is the ultimate fangirl statement but it had to be made...

I bet Billie's morning breath smells like roses

[Guest]

You're not really a fangirl until you've fantasized about giving Billie a rusty trombone.

EDIT: A rusty trumpet, actually. My knowledge of brass is unfortunately lacking

[Guest]

What sort of sexual perversion is that Irish slang for.

Google at your own risk.

[angel green]

You're not really a fangirl until you've fantasized about giving Billie a rusty trombone.

That's disgusting, it's really not necessary to mention that on this thread.

Honestly.

*shudders*

[Guest]

That's not even that bad, you're going to have to come up with a lot worse to scare off the fangirls.

That's disgusting, it's really not necessary to mention that on this thread.

Honestly.

*shudders*

Clearly not

[musso_kn]

You're not really a fangirl until you've fantasized about giving Billie a rusty trombone.

Unless wikipedia is lying to me none of us 'girls' could technically do much tromboning anyway But you, fanboy, may carry on.

[Guest]

Unless wikipedia is lying to me none of us 'girls' could technically do much tromboning anyway But you, fanboy, may carry on.

Hmm, I think I may be getting my brass confused. I meant a rusty trumpet

[HolyHandGrenade]

You're not really a fangirl until you've fantasized about giving Billie a rusty trombone.

Not gonna google, but I'm sure Urban Dictionary has much worse

[musso_kn]

Hmm, I think I may be getting my brass confused. I meant a rusty trumpet

Yep, that's the ladies' version.

I'm sure there's some fanfiction on the internet that describes these acts graphically, but I'd like to pretend they just don't exist.

Not gonna google, but I'm sure Urban Dictionary has much worse

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty%20trumpet

The variations are incredible.

[HolyHandGrenade]

Yep, that's the ladies' version.

I'm sure there's some fanfiction on the internet that describes these acts graphically, but I'd like to pretend they just don't exist.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty trumpet

Yeah, there are much worse terms on Urban Dictionary than that.

[musso_kn]

Yeah, there are much worse terms on Urban Dictionary than that.

Ah, I imagine so...

I still remember learning about blue waffle and donkey punches via urban dictionary. My friends wouldn't tell me so I had to research myself.

[Clayish]

Please don't come here if you're going to be so condescending.

I'm just playing

[kilawatcongo]

Oh yeah, at the Rochester show it was like 20 degrees and snowing. I only waited about 4 hours but there were people there who'd waited like 12 hours or something, I'm definitely not that hardcore and yeah, all die-hard fans pull stunts like that, not just GD fans

It's all about being in the right place at the right time. Tre came out after Brooklyn and there were like 15 of us at the barricade and he came out and signed stuff and chatted with people, it was nice. But Billie and Mike just left on their buses without saying hey to anyone X'D

I waited 19 hours at the Toronto show lol it sucked. freezing rain/snow I was NOT prepared for the weather! but I wanted to be by the barrier so bad ! I think I was awake for a total of 37 hours or something like that

[The Grohl]

I really wanted to wait for GD after my show, but my roomie was all NOOO WE GOTTA GO HOME!!!!

But I know if I was in the pit where they could see, they probably would think I was having a heart attack with how I was freaking out! When certain songs came on, I would hold my head and go "NOOOOOOOOOO!" because I didn't think they would play it or when a couple of notes were played I would jump up before anyone and go "FUCK YEAH!"

Sigh...every time I look at the pics I took there, I just smile.

[Pieces of Truth]

Google at your own risk.

Thanks for making me laugh like a retarded dolphin at 12am and waking half the house up

Uh... Last summer I went to one of the shows and the folIowing day I had a German exam. I think the task was to write a report about a special occasion that happened to you.... Guess what I wrote about. Does that count as fangirling?

Anyway, now looking back at it and reading through what I wrote is pretty embarrassing, to say the least - 13 year old me should've better kept her excitement about her first concert to herself.

[Guest]

I did my Junior Cert art project on Green Day. That's pretty damn fanthingy.

[HolyHandGrenade]

I did my Junior Cert art project on Green Day. That's pretty damn fanthingy.

Did you sigh with obsessive passion at each brush stroke, and squeal upon completion?

[Guest]

Did you sigh with obsessive passion at each brush stroke, and squeal upon completion?

Probably. I was a strange 14 year old.

[angel green]

Since this is a confession thread, I have to confess....

Once in the hallway, someone was showing someone else a picture of BJ on her phone, and I was so happy to see someone else talk about him that I burst into tears....

Given, I was menstruating but still

[Cath]

Since this is a confession thread, I have to confess....

Once in the hallway, someone was showing someone else a picture of BJ on her phone, and I was so happy to see someone else talk about him that I burst into tears....

Given, I was menstruating but still

that really belongs in this thread

[fukingcounterstrike]

I send them nudes of myself every month

[Guest]

I send them nudes of myself every month

Are you sure that's not Andres?

[fukingcounterstrike]

Are you sure that's not Andres?

We have a couple of coop photos sent out too

[Guest]

I fantasize about Tre's lost testicle 24/7.