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Tre would throw basses into the audience instead of drum sticks.

What if Mike came into your house slapped you in the face, ate all your food and left and then the next day the same thing happened with Tre, then with Billie?

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I'd each day walk to the kitchen slap them back and kick them of the room

What if Mike broke all your Green Day CDs so you had to buy another copy of each?

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Mike, how dare you! I saved every month half of my pocket money to buy these CD's! And it's so hard to get Green Day live on air! You must gave now all Green Day CDs, singles and vinyls with your autograph. In another way we will meet in the court!

What if you met Tre in supermarket and he had problems with using the self-service scales?

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I would assist him!

What if Tré stopped playing drums forever?

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Green Day would have a new mediocre drummer we'd all hate at first for replacing Tré, or would just break up

What if you were sitting and Mike arrived and sat on you?

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I would be very confused one why he was sitting on me, and probably give him the seat.

What if everyone in the world were Green Day fans?

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I would be kinda sad. How would I ever get pit tickets, get to go on stage or ever meet Green Day, they would never go out because people would go crazy! Hell if I were themI would be scard!

What if Tre' bought you a dog?

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No thanks, I already have two.

What if Billie was a professional baseball player?

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He would compose songs about baseball matches

What if Green Day became Super Mario fans?

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Billie would be on stage Mario, Mike woudl be Luigi and Tre... Tre would be princess :D

What if Tre was an agent of CIA and spied Mike and Billie?

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As long as he still plays drums, he can spy them in the toilet if he wants xD

What if Billie was your mom?

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Freedom! And backstage on every show! But... wait... Billie must have been a woman? Or I was adopted. Fuck this. I'm daughter of Billie Joe Armstrong so what could be better for Green Day fan? :D

What if Mike divorced with Brittney, Billie with Adie and Mike and Billie got married? (I must ask about it!)

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:wub: Sweet

What if all Billie, Mike and Tré got married?

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thats illegal isn't it :D ? well they would be the coolest gay trio ever !

what if tré married the drunk bunny ?

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...and they lived happily ever after

What if Billie became a drugs dealer?

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He'd win a lot of money to fund tons of albums :)

What if Mike started crying during J.A.R. live?

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Oh, mah poor boy :(

What if Billie called you onstage to be "saved" during East Jesus Nowhere?

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I would go because he called me and I don't wanna be the one who said no, but I'd be scared as fuck because I'm very shy

What if you met Billie at a disco?

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That would be impossible since I hate discos.

What if you caught Mike singing the Teletubbies theme in the shower?

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I'd laugh and then sing along with him

What if Mike invited you to enter in the shower to sing with him?

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DFrwak out!

What if billie always talked like a sir?

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I can't quite imagine it, I guess I would like him less like my stupid classmate

What if Mike went really gross and "revealed" in the trilogy era?

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It would be nice :D

What if on your 2nd fav band's concert you bumped into Billie in mosh-pit and he fell down?

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In The Offspring's concert? Well, I guess I'd just... help him stand up again and as for an autograph

What if Mike ducked, kissed your crotch and stood again?

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I'd probably just stand there like :blink: and point him in your direction . . . .

What if Mike was a giant fluffy pillow thing?! :woot:

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