DannyDirnt Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 Why do they want to make me drink beer everyday for a year when I'm 15? Billie wants to take revenge for being short by stopping my growing-up? What if Mike got fat?
WalkingContradictionPL Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 He'd buy bigger clothes. What if Tre became a priest?
DannyDirnt Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 It doesn't fit him at all What if Billie became a doctor?
WalkingContradictionPL Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 He'd examine me cos I'm ill now. What if Mike became an athlete?
Sixtrix Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 He'd use his Bass guitar for tennis, baseball and pole-vaulting What if Billie would do all the trilogy live shows in a wheelchair (but he is not disabled at all)?
-Billiejoezee- Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 i'd jump up onstage and push his wheelchair into the crowd What if Mike sang for most of the trilogy songs?
The Grohl Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 That would be kind of cool, but I would prefer Billie's voice What if Green Day were on an episode of Mythbusters?
pretty_and_demented Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 The myth that would be busted is "there is a better band than Green Day" What is Green Day ate your cat, drowned your best friend, then insulted your hair?
ghesboro Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 What. The. Fudge? How dare they insult MY hair!! What if Green Day retired to Tibet for 7 years of chastity and no music?
DannyDirnt Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 Green Day and chastity? They would fuck each other before that! What if you met Mike at the gym?
ghesboro Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 "Excuse me Sir, would you like to get laid train with me?" What if Green Day wanted you to decide their next next next next album's title? Green Day and chastity? They would fuck each other before that! I died
DannyDirnt Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 It will pass a lot of time before they make so many albums, but I'd call it "Cellar Orgy" because that taught me what a cellar is What if Mike knocked your door dressed up only with a thong and a police hat?
WalkingContradictionPL Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 At first I'd freak out. Than I'd draw him into my room and.. y'know And I'd take some photos for my friend who's obsessed with him What if Billie were your neighbour and his dog bit you?
DannyDirnt Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 Billie would apologise and I'd go to hospital What if Billie was your neighbour and his Mike bit you? And I hope thet friend you'd give the pics to is me
ghesboro Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 I'd let my Tré loose on him u_u What if Mike was actually a drag king?
Sixtrix Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 What if Billie is actually a secret agent, working for Men In Black undercover in the music scene?
parkwayjuli Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 He would be way better than Will Smith ! what if Tré were your dentist ? (I need one now ;( )
Bundita Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 I would ask Tre to not wear a blindfold while pulling out my teeth What if Green Day asked you to be their table?
ghesboro Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 Nope, James Hetfield is the table! (Metallica refrence, sorry, but I had to ) What if Billie Joe became father of a little girl next year? I don't even know if this is still possible for the Armstrongs.. If you know what I mean
WalkingContradictionPL Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 He would spam about it on twitter What if Billie started to be a DJ? And I hope thet friend you'd give the pics to is me Er... I was thinking about someone else but I added you as a friend here, so you'd also recieve these pics
The Grohl Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 I would go to all of his club nights to see him drop that bass What if Green Day went goth?
DannyDirnt Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 Ugh no What if you found Mike beating the shit out of someone you hate in an alley?
Sixtrix Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 I'd let my Tré loose on him u_u What if Mike was actually a drag king? Sorry man, my stupid post made everyone skip your question. But let me try to answer it anyway: He'd be the best damn proud drag king in Jingletown. What if you found Mike beating the shit out of someone you hate in an alley? I would be so happy I would probably cry! Then I would run up to Mike to help him beat up that person even more. (I am seriously not that hateful, but it's just easier when someone made that first step ) What if Facebook changed the I Like button to I Mike?
DannyDirnt Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 I would have fun Miking everything so it said "You Mike this" What if Green Day released Fuck Time but it was sung by Mike?
WalkingContradictionPL Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 There'd be 2 versions of this song so awesome for me. I colect everything what's different from the studio versions. What if Mike had a facebook account?
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