Sixtrix Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 *raises hand* "Teacher, Mike Dirnt ate a sandwich and my homework was in it. Now I understand this sounds very unlikely, but it is a true story. I know because I put my homework on the sandwi... I ehh I mean I saw it happen with my own eyes!" What if Billie promised to make your history homework, but in class your teacher is pissed because all Billie wrote in your essay was "Fuck history, give me a fucking revolution!"?
- Prads - Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 When teacher asks for homework, I would give them Mike's poop. What if Mike came to your house to teach you how to play Bass?
DannyDirnt Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 I'd tell him that if he doesn't like a genius' ideas, it's not my problem Late lol I'd be happy to learn because that's what I wanna play^^ What if Mike did your Maths homework but they were all wrong?
Sixtrix Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Well maybe it is worthless to your teacher, but your homework will be worth thousands of dollars on Ebay What if Tre glued all the furniture in your class on the ceiling?
parkwayjuli Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 They would be wrong anyway ^^ Doesnt matter if Mike does or I do ;D What if Green day said that they hate all Fan Girlies and Groupies ?
DannyDirnt Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 I'm a boy so I can't be any of those so it's k What if Mike tweeted he hates you?
Bundita Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 I would ask why... What if Billie turned into a green bean and was about to be eaten by Mike and Tre?
DannyDirnt Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 I'd first of all wonder how two people can share one bean and then stop them and explain them it's Billie. Then they'd think I'm dumb and they'd eat him anyway. What if you met Mike at the library?
GreenDayisAmazing Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 I would ask him if he would like to get some coffee with me. Ohh I hope he says yes! What if Mike asked you to grab some coffee with him?
DannyDirnt Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 YAY YES! What if you were at a concert and Mike and Billie started singing Wannabe together? (You know,like; Billie: "Yo I'll tell you what I want what I really really want" // Mike: "So tell me what you want what you really really want")
GeekStinkMe Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Awesome! That really seems like they could do ^^ What if tre felt bad and was in a hospital?
parkwayjuli Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 I would visit him ;D what if green day died in a car accident and you saw it ?
Sixtrix Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 I would be terrified and wake up from that nightmare right away. I would need an hour at least to get my senses together and realize it was just a dream and then try to go back to sleep. What if Green Day decides to release a trilogy every 5 years? (and no other album releases in between)
GeekStinkMe Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 5 yera of waiting time vs three albums in some month... Yeah. What if the trology was a flop?
ghesboro Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 I'd go to a Green Day concert with a big banner saying "hey, the trilogy sucks. You will never have the cookies I promised you". What if Green Day anwered your question on this thread?
GeekStinkMe Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 I wquldn't know...I really think that they havea secret account and feel weird about their fans;) What if it was like that?
ghesboro Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 They'd be pretty afraid of Flo I guess. Especially Billie Joe. What if Jason White wrote on his guitar "I love you Rihanna"?
WalkingContradictionPL Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 He joked or was drunk. What if Green Day made a song about Euro 2012?
GeekStinkMe Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Why should they? They're americans ^^ What if one of the guys hadcancer?
ghesboro Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 No, no, just no. What if Green Day had their own football team made of 11 little 8-year-old boys?
DannyDirnt Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 They'd lose but I wouldn't care because I don't like football What if Mike and you both had a blackberry and Mike tweeted he wants your BB PIN?
Disasterpiece. Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 I don't know anything about blackberrys or BB PINs, so I'm not sure if I'd give it to him or not. What if Green Day were pennyless and they robbed a bank to pay the money to record the trilogy albums, and you were a witness. Would you turn them in? If yes, then that means no trilogy albums for anyone
DannyDirnt Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 If I was a witness I would have gone help them rob so they cam make the albums What if Billie asked Mike to kiss and then Mike got mad at him?
WalkingContradictionPL Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Impossible What if Tre were from future?
DannyDirnt Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 He'd have lots of funny gadgets from the future What if Billie was from the stone age?
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