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It's October 1st.. "BILLIE WAKE UP!"

lameee...

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It's October 1st.. "BILLIE WAKE UP!"

lameee...

Haha, you should try that one again in a few weeks :lol:

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It's October 1st.. "BILLIE WAKE UP!"

lameee...

Hahahaha that should be everyones status on Oct 1st !! :lol:

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Hahahaha that should be everyones status on Oct 1st !! :lol:

haha yes! :lol:

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I found this

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Haha, you should try that one again in a few weeks :lol:

I'll try to remeber that on 1st october :)

There are really some nice jokes here...

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I seem to have anyother sense of humor than anyone else. I find all these jokes incredibly lame and unfunny. Sorry guys. :lol:

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I found this

That totally should have ended with "There are things in life money can't buy... For everything else theres MASTURBATION!"

XD

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That totally should have ended with "There are things in life money can't buy... For everything else theres MASTURBATION!"

XD

thats exactly waht the comments below the video said :ga:

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It's October 1st.. "BILLIE WAKE UP!"

Reminds me of this.

This

Pretty sure it's fake, it doesn't really sound like Billie, but funny nonetheless.

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i have one. i hope y'all dont find them insulting to green day or any of the members. if you do then keep in mind that it was not my intention.

What's the song Billie Joe wrote dedicated to his favorite pair of tight pants?

Boulevard of Broken Seams

HA HA HA! (not rlly but whatever...)

you need to understand how hard I laughed at that.

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Reminds me of this.

This

Pretty sure it's fake, it doesn't really sound like Billie, but funny nonetheless.

Haha, I literally laughed my ass off.. :thumbsup:

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What's Green Day's favorite bake sale treat?

Hash Brownies :D

Please refrain from chucking assorted vegetables at me. :P

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What's Green Day's favorite bake sale treat?

Hash Brownies :D

Please refrain from chucking assorted vegetables at me. :P

sorry but I didn't get this joke :lol:

explain ?

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Ok, I've thought long and hard, and this is what I came up with:

How did St. Jimmy enter the computer scene?

Bearing GIFs and trust.

:runaround:

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well i thought this one i made was kind of funny

but you guys might not get it or might not find the humor of it

and its probably gonna be stupid so i'll write anyways

how much do you think Billie Joe loves Canada?

he loves canada so much hes basically falling for it lol

i made it up when i heard billie fell or tripped at the Toronto show.

i was at that show!! this joke is pretty funny if you get the reference ^^

i wish i thought of that :D

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Ok, I've thought long and hard, and this is what I came up with:

How did St. Jimmy enter the computor scene?

Bearing GIFs and trust.

:runaround:

Lmfao. I loved that one. :lol:

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Umumumumummmmmmmm

What did Billie Joe say after putting on eyeliner for the first time?

"Looks like I found something new..."

LOL. no.

Ok, I've thought long and hard, and this is what I came up with:

How did St. Jimmy enter the computor scene?

Bearing GIFs and trust.

:runaround:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I love that one.

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sorry but I didn't get this joke :lol:

explain ?

Hash brownies are brownies made with pot. When you bake them, the chemical responsible for getting high is activated and you can get high when you eat them later.

Ok, I've thought long and hard, and this is what I came up with:

How did St. Jimmy enter the computor scene?

Bearing GIFs and trust.

:runaround:

I like this one! :woot:

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Um, wow, thanks lol. I wasn't expecting such positive feedback. :lol:

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This reminded me of what's written in the 1,039 sosh inlay:

If you cut up a Green Day sticker you can rearrange it to read Gay Nerd.

I lol'ed so hard the first time I read it back when I got the album!

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This thread is terrible :lol:

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wow...I couldn't stop reading this. I crack lame puns about them all the time.

They are so lame that I won't repeat them.

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