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The last episode of Spicks and Specks had a question about Tre's missing ball :lol: They made some joke...but I can't remember it, and I cant find a vid anywhere :wacko:

They have episodes up on iview.

click me

This is the latest episode. I'm watching it now. :)

EDIT: this is the episode. It's around 12:40 :)

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To the people who're raining on the parade, the fact that most of these jokes are so lame is what makes it absolutely hilarious.

At least that's what I think. :D

Warning: Some Nimrod made a Dookie that went Kerplunk! and 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours later, the American Idiot (who is also an Insomniac) will have a 21st Century Breakdown.

LOL I FAILED.

LOL, acctually thats not half bad :P

It deof made me laugh :P:)

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They have episodes up on iview.

click me

This is the latest episode. I'm watching it now. :)

EDIT: this is the episode. It's around 12:40 :)

Thankss :)

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Thankss :)

No problem. :)

I missed last night's episode, so I probably would have searched for it anyway. It's like the only show I watch on telly:P

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No problem. :)

I missed last night's episode, so I probably would have searched for it anyway. It's like the only show I watch on telly:P

Tis a good watch :sherlock:

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Dick stew

I'm having trouble trying to cum

I'm counting dicks but running out

As time ticks by, and still I try

No rest for cumshots in my mind

On my own here we go.

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I've been famous at school for my green day parodies

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What did Billie Joe get arrested for?

D.U.I. - Dancing Undressed and Indecently

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What did Billie Joe get arrested for?

D.U.I. - Dancing Undressed and Indecently

:lol:

Billie: *re writing the lyrics to dry ice and sings them out loud* late last night I had a dream and she was in it again....

Adie: *walks in on him*

Billie: ....."will I understand if she wants to be my friend....

adie: "YOURE CHEATING ON MMMEEEE?!?!?!"

billie: ........ :mellow:

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What did Billie Joe get arrested for?

D.U.I. - Dancing Undressed and Indecently

hahahahaha witty. lol nice

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Billie: do some chicken pickin mike.

Mike: I don't have a chicken.......

Bilie: TRE!!!!!!......

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well i thought this one i made was kind of funny

but you guys might not get it or might not find the humor of it

and its probably gonna be stupid so i'll write anyways

how much do you think Billie Joe loves Canada?

he loves canada so much hes basically falling for it lol

i made it up when i heard billie fell or tripped at the Toronto show.

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Billie Joe's reactions to situations:

Getting Joey and Jakob ready for school: Mass Hysteria!

911 emergency: Wake up, the house is on fire.

Joey's band practice: I'm having trouble trying to sleep...

Trash needs taking out/similar chores: Disappearing Boy

Calling boys to take trash out/similar chores: Where did all the little kids go?

Putting foot down to the boys: I'm not fucking around!

Getting cut off on the road: F.O.D.

Saying the same thing as someone else at the same time: You fell for a jinx for crying out loud!

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I Just Thought Of A STUPID one, Please Don't Hate lol... When Billie Joe Armstrong Said "You Lied," Well GodDamnit You Lied.

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Wow these jokes are all lame :D lol

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Haha. Lame and funny at the same time. I need to get back in this. :D

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I laughed quite alot at a few of them well done guys keep it up :D

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Billie Joe's reactions to situations:

Getting Joey and Jakob ready for school: Mass Hysteria!

911 emergency: Wake up, the house is on fire.

Joey's band practice: I'm having trouble trying to sleep...

Trash needs taking out/similar chores: Disappearing Boy

Calling boys to take trash out/similar chores: Where did all the little kids go?

Putting foot down to the boys: I'm not fucking around!

Getting cut off on the road: F.O.D.

Saying the same thing as someone else at the same time: You fell for a jinx for crying out loud!

that's hilrarious...( I'm picturing that in my head) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dunno what to laugh more about.. over the the lame jokes or the fact that there actually is a facz about green day jokes XD :dance::thumbsup:

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Person 1: You've heard what happened last night, at that Green Day gig, in the middle of Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

Person 2: Yeah, it really turned that one guy's world upside down.

Originally I posted it something like this : Boulevard of Broken Dreams really turned Billie Joe's world upside down.

But I decided to put it more into a joke-ish form..

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If I’m coming off like a BASKET CASE, I apologize. It was just so hard when I saw you HITCHIN’ A RIDE with WHATSERNAME. Man, did I feel like an AMERICAN IDIOT. I mean, I really felt like a big, fat CHUMP. I thought we were HAVING A BLAST, but you felt you were STUCK WITH ME, and that made you JADED. I wanted to mail you a LETTERBOMB, but that would have just made me a WALKING CONTRADICTION on TIGHTWAD HILL. All I want is for you to come back and be my DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE. Why are you 2,000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY?

Not mine. Credit goes to this guy and his full humorous rip on Green Day

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If I’m coming off like a BASKET CASE, I apologize. It was just so hard when I saw you HITCHIN’ A RIDE with WHATSERNAME. Man, did I feel like an AMERICAN IDIOT. I mean, I really felt like a big, fat CHUMP. I thought we were HAVING A BLAST, but you felt you were STUCK WITH ME, and that made you JADED. I wanted to mail you a LETTERBOMB, but that would have just made me a WALKING CONTRADICTION on TIGHTWAD HILL. All I want is for you to come back and be my DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE. Why are you 2,000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY?

Not mine. Credit goes to this guy and his full humorous rip on Green Day

Even though it's taken out of context, on it's own it's pretty creative.

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OMG these are funny :lol:

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man this jokes are sooo lame but sooo sunny lol

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Why did Green Day cross the road?

They were chasing the chicken.

Ba-Dum-Psh.

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Why did Green Day cross the road?

They were chasing the chicken.

Ba-Dum-Psh.

Haha, nice one.

The Ba-Dum-psh really adds to it :D

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The last episode of Spicks and Specks had a question about Tre's missing ball :lol: They made some joke...but I can't remember it, and I cant find a vid anywhere :wacko:

Lol my friend sent in that fact about Tre into spicks and specks telling them to put it in the game hahahahaha I couldn't stop laughing when they used it

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