Nobody_Likes_You Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier? I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through? This was honestly really funny I do find all these celebrity jokes sooo like not funny. Not that GD are celebrities, but y'know.
Kayfabe Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 What colour is Billie Joe Armstrong's hair? umm...
Guest Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 What colour is Billie Joe Armstrong's hair? umm... Haha
st.idiot Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 duuuuuuuuuddddduude come on. now someone's gonna see that then look at the joke and not laugh
The Platypus! Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 i thought this thread was going to be an epic fail but some of it's hilarious
ifmemoryserves Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 What colour is Billie Joe Armstrong's hair? umm... hahahahah this isn't even that funny but I laughed a lot
st.idiot Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 what was the other band name that green day thought of using??? blue jeans lol
sammers93 Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 I made up a few that remind me of Chuck Norris jokes but Billie Joe related: Billie Joe knows who wrote holden caulfield. Billie Joe does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer pleasure. Billie Joe's emotional lyrics can make onions cry. For Billie Joe, every street is "one way". His way. And they all go to Pasalacqua. Billie Joe can touch MC Hammer, and MC Hammer likes it. Nice Guys Finish Last, with the exception of Billie Joe. He always finishes first AND is nice at the same time. Ohmygod...
bollard_11 Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 what was the other band name that green day thought of using??? blue jeans lol I don't get it
Nele Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 I seem to be the only one who finds 90% of the jokes in here incredibly unfunny.
st.idiot Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 I made up a few that remind me of Chuck Norris jokes but Billie Joe related: Billie Joe knows who wrote holden caulfield. Billie Joe does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer pleasure. Billie Joe's emotional lyrics can make onions cry. For Billie Joe, every street is "one way". His way. And they all go to Pasalacqua. Billie Joe can touch MC Hammer, and MC Hammer likes it. Nice Guys Finish Last, with the exception of Billie Joe. He always finishes first AND is nice at the same time. OMYGOD holy shiiiit this is hilarious. easily the best one. kudos!!
bollard_11 Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 I seem to be the only one who finds 90% of the jokes in here incredibly unfunny. Your not the only one
November's Storms Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 I seem to be the only one who finds 90% of the jokes in here incredibly unfunny. I don't. I love a good joke, but these are just really really bad
lizziebix Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 what was the other band name that green day thought of using??? blue jeans lol Maybe Blue Week would work better?
st.idiot Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 Maybe Blue Week would work better? well i was gonna say purple night but i thought blue jeans was better
lizziebix Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 well i was gonna say purple night but i thought blue jeans was better Maybe all 3???!!! And it's your joke - didn't mean to edit it!
st.idiot Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 Maybe all 3???!!! And it's your joke - didn't mean to edit it! lol its ok
BringMoreKnives Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 BJ's getting a BJ on his B-Day in his PJs eating a PBandJ! I just had the most amazing mental picture.
Pedestrian9394 Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I just had the most amazing mental picture. Holy crap. xD
Punk-tastic32 Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 Another one I thought of during Math class. Why does BJ always have dark rings around his eyes? Because when he and Mike roshambo for the last beer, Mike has trouble kicking that low.
biwic Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 What day is it? GREEN DAY!!!!!!!!!!1 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA genius!
biwic Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I made up a few that remind me of Chuck Norris jokes but Billie Joe related: Billie Joe knows who wrote holden caulfield. Billie Joe does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer pleasure. Billie Joe's emotional lyrics can make onions cry. For Billie Joe, every street is "one way". His way. And they all go to Pasalacqua. Billie Joe can touch MC Hammer, and MC Hammer likes it. Nice Guys Finish Last, with the exception of Billie Joe. He always finishes first AND is nice at the same time. lol the MC Hammer one is great
GreenDay41 Posted August 17, 2010 Posted August 17, 2010 lol the MC Hammer one is great Thanks And thanks for the compliments everyone, lmao.
Li Sa Posted August 17, 2010 Posted August 17, 2010 lol some are good some are not but I can't stop laughing
Rosie May Posted August 17, 2010 Posted August 17, 2010 I made up a few that remind me of Chuck Norris jokes but Billie Joe related: Billie Joe knows who wrote holden caulfield. Billie Joe does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer pleasure. Billie Joe's emotional lyrics can make onions cry. For Billie Joe, every street is "one way". His way. And they all go to Pasalacqua. Billie Joe can touch MC Hammer, and MC Hammer likes it. Nice Guys Finish Last, with the exception of Billie Joe. He always finishes first AND is nice at the same time. What colour is Billie Joe Armstrong's hair? umm...
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