Moffie Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 This is the worst thread ever but I can't stop laughing.
marta_gs Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 hahaha I think I'm going to love this thread hum... *trying to think of a good joke* nope, maybe later
Hermione Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 I'm not sure why this thread is making me laugh so much, but it is . Green Day jokes should exist. I want a Green Day joke book.
blitzkriegdeb Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Billie walks into a bar with a raccoon. The bartender says "Hey buddy, we don't allow raccoons in here." Billie responds with "Hey man, he won't cause any problems." The bartender looks at him and says "I was talking to the raccoon." Wicked funny, I know.
strangestat Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 I found this one... What's the song Billie Joe wrote dedicated to his favorite pair of tight pants? Boulevard of Broken Seams
Comedy & Tragedy Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Heard it from elsewhere. Knock knock Who's there? Babs Uvula.
ifmemoryserves Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Billie walks into a bar with a raccoon. The bartender says "Hey buddy, we don't allow raccoons in here." Billie responds with "Hey man, he won't cause any problems." The bartender looks at him and says "I was talking to the raccoon." Wicked funny, I know. lol, should've made it a skunk
mallorymaloney Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Well, this is pretty lame, but I made the first bit up, and then my family kept adding onto it any time I sprouted it off ... It's all I got, okay?! BJ's getting a BJ on his B-Day in his PJs eating a PBandJ! I know, it's retarded.
Marie_GD Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 This reminded me of what's written in the 1,039 sosh inlay: If you cut up a Green Day sticker you can rearrange it to read Gay Nerd.
leacalifornia Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Heard it from elsewhere. Knock knock Who's there? Babs Uvula. ahahaha!!! at first I didnt get it...
in_your_face Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 wow! this is cool! most of the jokes hilarious!!
sammers93 Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 Heard it from elsewhere. Knock knock Who's there? Babs Uvula. omfg, It took me a while but I get it. lmfao, thats great
Vrock09 Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 Heard it from elsewhere. Knock knock Who's there? Babs Uvula. I read it earlier, and then about five minutes ago..I was like OHHHHHH!!
bollard_11 Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 My friend sent me a few before, I didnt really laugh at them but you never know someone may 1: Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 green day fans singing 'Minority'? 2: I was at the green day concert at Madison Square Garden the other day. 18,000 New Yorkers singing… ‘Don’t want to be an American idiot.’ I thought, it's a bit fucking late for that. 3: Shit, I forgot to wake up the lead singer from green day... Heard it from elsewhere. Knock knock Who's there? Babs Uvula. A guy had that on a t-shirt at Marley Park
strangestat Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 OK I feel like a complete retard, but can some one please explain the bab's uvula one to me?
blitzkriegdeb Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 The person being told the joke would ask "Babs Uvula Who?", which is a Green Day song.
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 Oh lol I had a completely different explanation in mind One that wasn't very funny, actually.
Just Kate Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 Oh lol I had a completely different explanation in mind One that wasn't very funny, actually. what's the explanation? unfortunately i don't know any green jokes yet lol
JadedHaushinka Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 I wish I could come up with Green Day jokes like that as you guys. Funny to read these here.
Holly Ann Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier? I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through? Oh my god. ~genius
lizziebix Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 My friend sent me a few before, I didnt really laugh at them but you never know someone may 1: Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 green day fans singing 'Minority'? 2: I was at the green day concert at Madison Square Garden the other day. 18,000 New Yorkers singing… ‘Don’t want to be an American idiot.’ I thought, it's a bit fucking late for that. 3: Shit, I forgot to wake up the lead singer from green day... They're not funny haha, but funny in a thought provoking way. And they did make me snicker!
Holly Ann Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 I thought the Babs Uvula one was something do with it being an anagram. xD Then I got it.
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