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Anyone else notice how 99% of paper is tearable?

so far the best one in this thread :lol:

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What did Billie Joe do when he won the lottery?

He went ON HOLIDAAAAY!

What does Billie Joe get from the bakery every Friday?

21 Buns!

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"Uno" could sound like "you know," or "ya know," Billie's favorite interview response. :P

Thank you for your explanation :happy:

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"What kind of day would you like? Work day or Green Day?!"

What a clever woman.

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okay, this one is kinda mean. but i had to.

what type of jobs does billie hate?

steve jobs

I'M SORRY! :cry:

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why don't YOU come up with a joke then?

Look at page 1 or 2 :thumbsup:

My friend sent me a few before, I didnt really laugh at them but you never know someone may :rolleyes:

1: Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 green day fans singing 'Minority'?

2: I was at the green day concert at Madison Square Garden the other day.

18,000 New Yorkers singing… ‘Don’t want to be an American idiot.’

I thought, it's a bit fucking late for that.

3: Shit, I forgot to wake up the lead singer from green day...

There you go

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No one loves you and you know it

Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care

Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want

to hear.

cause I ATCHIUM*, cause I ATCHIUM, cause I ATCHIUM, cause I ATCHIUUUUUUUM!

Public: Bless you! :happy:

*It would be a sneeze, I don't know the English onomatopeia, I just tried!

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Look at page 1 or 2 :thumbsup:

There you go

fair enough :)

although, they're on par with most of the jokes in this thread. and, i happen to thing most of them are great.

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Just thought of another (bad) joke.

What is Zombie-Green Day's favorite food?

-Brain Stew.

Ba-dum-tsch! :ninja:

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probably already been said, but my favourite is:

"I got a really bad disease..."

DATE OVER.

I hope I just ruined the song for you.

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probably already been said, but my favourite is:

"I got a really bad disease..."

DATE OVER.

I hope I just ruined the song for you.

Actually, it hasn't been said. I like it. :lol:

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This thread is really terrible but hilarious at the same time xD :banana:

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Epic thread

what is tre's favorite nursery song?

roll roll roll a joint twist at the end light it up and take a puff and pass it to you're friends

what band is green day's arch rival?

the atomic boys (they do exist)

Edit: sorry for these shitty jokes

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probably already been said, but my favourite is:

"I got a really bad disease..."

DATE OVER.

I hope I just ruined the song for you.

i dont get it.......

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"I started fucking riots as soon as my pizza's browned."

I always though that's what he said in Homecoming.

And actually no, I'm not on drugs. LOL. I just have problems.... :whistle

:lol:

I have an odd mind too

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Epic thread

what band is green day's arch rival?

the atomic boys (they do exist)

Edit: sorry for these shitty jokes

I don't get it. :huh:

i dont get it.......

I think it's a guy saying that while on a date, and it sounds like he's saying he has an STD or something, so the girl stops him right there. If I'm wrong, whoops.

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I think it's a guy saying that while on a date, and it sounds like he's saying he has an STD or something, so the girl stops him right there. If I'm wrong, whoops.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i get it now, thanks :)

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What is Billie Joe Armstrong’s favorite card game?

Uno.

LMFAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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How many Billies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

........depends on how high the ceiling is

god that was bad

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How many Billies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

........depends on how high the ceiling is

god that was bad

I laughed :lol:

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i hope i'm not the only one who thinks this thread is a complete disgrace :lol:

nowhere near the only 1 :lol:

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