Steven Samuels Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 New Joke in story crossover. Billie Joe woke up one morning, yawning as he found he was not in his bed, or his time, or his country. He stood up and walked out to find a large suit of armor and a short teenager with blonde hair. He walked over to them and sighed. "Where the fuck am I?" He asked, still hung over. The short boy actually stood a few inches taller then Billie as the suit of armor laughed. The boy held out his hand. "I'm Ed, that's my brother, Al. We're the Elric Brothers. Your in Risembool." He said. Billie shook his head. 'Uh, alright...I need to go back to sleep." He said turning around. Before he could he was grabbed by Ed who spun him around just before Al took a photo. Billie rose an eyebrow. "You two big Green Day fans?" He asked curiously. Al spoke up and Ed grinned. "Nope. We just needed proof someone older then Ed can be shorter then him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jasmine Hopkins Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 A friend and I were in my basement, and after reading 7 pages of jokes on here, it was all silent. She then yelled out of no where "AND DID I MENTION, I WAS THINKING OF WU?!" I laughed WAY too hard. I think I actually shed a tear or two :'D And now for my own: "I don't know Wu, but I think I hate Wu." I couldn't help myself. ------------------ Stuck down in a rut Of dislogic and smut. A side of Wu well hid. ------------------ I'm taking pride, In telling Wu to Fuck Off and Die. Whatever. I tried :'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelofSuburbia Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Billie Joe walks into a bar..... Ouch. that is actually quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mia Joe Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 There is no echo in the mountains, it's just Billie Joe messing with you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-tastic32 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 There is no echo in the mountains, it's just Billie Joe messing with you ! I like this one. I can totally see Billie hiding it some scenic "echo point" and messing with everyone xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayfabe Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 A man walked into a library to look for a book. He couldn't find it so he asked the librarian. -Are you talking about the book by Cormac McCarthy? -Yes -Oh, well we can order it and you can pop in next week, I'll guarantee we'll have The Road. bahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francois Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Legend says that... Tre Cool sold his soul to Satan for insane drumming skills, good looks and awesomeness. Soon after the deal was made, Tre threw his drumsticks into Satan's eyes and while Satan was running around screaming and trying to get the drumsticks out of his eyes, Tre took back his soul. At first Satan was very mad and wanted to kill Tre himself, but after he listened to American Idiot a few times, he announced that it was by far his favorite album ever and declared killing or criticizing any member of Green Day the 8th deadly sin. Tre and Satan now play Rock Band together every second Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullwinkle_80 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Me: OMG CALL 911! Person: WHY?? O: Me: THERES A SEXY BEAST ON THE LOOSE! IT''S BILLIE JOE FROM GREEN DAY! Person: -.- I thought u were 4real... Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Platypus! Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 New Joke in story crossover. Billie Joe woke up one morning, yawning as he found he was not in his bed, or his time, or his country. He stood up and walked out to find a large suit of armor and a short teenager with blonde hair. He walked over to them and sighed. "Where the fuck am I?" He asked, still hung over. The short boy actually stood a few inches taller then Billie as the suit of armor laughed. The boy held out his hand. "I'm Ed, that's my brother, Al. We're the Elric Brothers. Your in Risembool." He said. Billie shook his head. 'Uh, alright...I need to go back to sleep." He said turning around. Before he could he was grabbed by Ed who spun him around just before Al took a photo. Billie rose an eyebrow. "You two big Green Day fans?" He asked curiously. Al spoke up and Ed grinned. "Nope. We just needed proof someone older then Ed can be shorter then him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Legend says that... Tre Cool sold his soul to Satan for insane drumming skills, good looks and awesomeness. Soon after the deal was made, Tre threw his drumsticks into Satan's eyes and while Satan was running around screaming and trying to get the drumsticks out of his eyes, Tre took back his soul. At first Satan was very mad and wanted to kill Tre himself, but after he listened to American Idiot a few times, he announced that it was by far his favorite album ever and declared killing or criticizing any member of Green Day the 8th deadly sin. Tre and Satan now play Rock Band together every second Wednesday. That last sentence just made my day XD it's almost a joke in itself XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jello4president Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 A man walked into a library to look for a book. He couldn't find it so he asked the librarian. -Are you talking about the book by Cormac McCarthy? -Yes -Oh, well we can order it and you can pop in next week, I'll guarantee we'll have The Road. bahaha! lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-tastic32 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 A man walked into a library to look for a book. He couldn't find it so he asked the librarian. -Are you talking about the book by Cormac McCarthy? -Yes -Oh, well we can order it and you can pop in next week, I'll guarantee we'll have The Road. bahaha! I don't get it. Elaborate? Legend says that... Tre Cool sold his soul to Satan for insane drumming skills, good looks and awesomeness. Soon after the deal was made, Tre threw his drumsticks into Satan's eyes and while Satan was running around screaming and trying to get the drumsticks out of his eyes, Tre took back his soul. At first Satan was very mad and wanted to kill Tre himself, but after he listened to American Idiot a few times, he announced that it was by far his favorite album ever and declared killing or criticizing any member of Green Day the 8th deadly sin. Tre and Satan now play Rock Band together every second Wednesday. I love this one. I wish I could up-vote this more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bat-chen Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 There is no echo in the mountains, it's just Billie Joe messing with you ! Hahaha... love it! Legend says that... Tre Cool sold his soul to Satan for insane drumming skills, good looks and awesomeness. Soon after the deal was made, Tre threw his drumsticks into Satan's eyes and while Satan was running around screaming and trying to get the drumsticks out of his eyes, Tre took back his soul. At first Satan was very mad and wanted to kill Tre himself, but after he listened to American Idiot a few times, he announced that it was by far his favorite album ever and declared killing or criticizing any member of Green Day the 8th deadly sin. Tre and Satan now play Rock Band together every second Wednesday. That's a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerplunk_chick Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 when masterbation's lost it's fun, i recommend taking classes from Tre, he can suck his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FannyDefoe Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier? I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through? I was totally mind-fucked by this joke!!!!! today I had to take a placement test in English.. and I was standing there waiting and there was a flyleaf on the wall which advertised for chinese lessons.. and the professor teaching it...her surname was actually WU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I had to laugh soo hard and no one around me, understood why... That made my day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerplunk_chick Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I don't get it. Elaborate? Cormac Mccarty is the author of a book called The Road. "I'll guarantee we'll have The Road" (Green Day lyrics) The librarian is saying I guarantee we will have the book. With this post, I have officially killed that joke with explanation. I apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-tastic32 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Cormac Mccarty is the author of a book called The Road. "I'll guarantee we'll have The Road" (Green Day lyrics) The librarian is saying I guarantee we will have the book. With this post, I have officially killed that joke with explanation. I apologize. Ok I get it now lol. Sorry. Illiterate fool here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreakdownBrit Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I hate to be a part of this but I had to add this joke that one of the chef's from work told me, he only keeps coming up with them to wind me up... "I was listening to the radio the other day and they were trying to think of a way to piss off Green Day fans. So they said if you listen to Boulevard of Broken Dreams really carefully and it come up to Billie Joe singing 'I walk alone', just sing 'I wear cologne' and they will never hear anything but that ever again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Platypus! Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I hate to be a part of this but I had to add this joke that one of the chef's from work told me, he only keeps coming up with them to wind me up... "I was listening to the radio the other day and they were trying to think of a way to piss off Green Day fans. So they said if you listen to Boulevard of Broken Dreams really carefully and it come up to Billie Joe singing 'I walk alone', just sing 'I wear cologne' and they will never hear anything but that ever again." I always hear Billie saying that for like 2 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graduate of 13 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 it's ho as hell * No....your not. I don't even know why i clicked on it, I was just thinking Oh...my...god, wtf? But still, nice for trying guys i hope i'm not the only one who thinks this thread is a complete disgrace No, your not. I clicked on this thinking why the fuck am i even looking at this? Nice try though guys . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzard Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 No....your not. I don't even know why i clicked on it, I was just thinking Oh...my...god, wtf? But still, nice for trying guys No, your not. I clicked on this thinking why the fuck am i even looking at this? Nice try though guys . . . . . This reply makes no sense to what I said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarianaG Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Haha lol XDHaha lol XD when masterbation's lost it's fun, i recommend taking classes from Tre, he can suck his own. Hehe aww that one's cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graduate of 13 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This reply makes no sense to what I said I'm sorry, I clicked on the wrong button and I only realised that after I posted . . . yes, I am a complete retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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