What song/line amuses you the most?

[Isabel]

I know it's anything but light hearted but I really find the "Now everybody do the propaganda" line in American Idiot to be quite amusing; probably because it's said with such sarcasm and fits that unique drum beat perfectly, before reaquainting you with that quirky, melodic guitar riff, as if he's adding his own little contribution. And the video just make it all so much more witty

[jennwashere]

all of "all by myself"

[Kitteh]

'The world owes me so fuck you' always cracks me up.

And in Platpus (I Hate You)

'dickhead, fuckface, cock-smoking, motherfucking arsehole, dirty twat, waste of semen, hope you die, HEY'

The 'hey' at the end makes me laugh too hard.

I had Platypus as a ringback tone my freshman year, and it's that exact line.

I -always- snickered when someone called me.

[Isabel]

I was just listening to Pinhead Gunpowder there and, ok, I know it's not Green Day but still. I just love the line "Let's be honest guys, I'll say..." during At Your Funeral. It's just said in such a conversational way, that I find it very amusing

[iwroteholdencaulfield!]

two words: Tre's Songs

:banana: :banana:

[Ren.Shenanigans]

Dominated Love Slave for sure

and the insults from Platypus lol

[Ben I Come Around]

"head down..head down...SMACK...do you understand me?" "ah Shit!" in blood sex and booze

[Penguin Puffball]

All of Tre's songs. The first time I heard DUI I about pissed myself laughing.

"And the cat's caught in the dryer" made me laugh.

[Schlappy]

yeah i really love the grouch in its entirety. plus, swearing makes me giggle :eyebrow:

also, i think the stage antics are a big part of green days humor. they never fail to make me smile and laugh awkwardly at my computer screen

[Vaso.Of.Suburbia]

"Sugar - Spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls"

King For A Day is the most amusing song !!!! I always laugh really loud, but when i hear this song I overdo it!

[RebelofSuburbia]

the ones that really make me laugh are DUI and Billie Joe's Mom. But I also always giggle a bit at Peacemaker just because the style is so.. weird. And I always picture them wearing huge mexican sombreros when I hear that song

[21st century idiot]

"you and me have such wonderful times when i'm all by myself" always cracks me up

[E!!i]

Suck my dick until your lips fall off... :eyebrow:

[euphoric-pareidolias]

and the insults from Platypus lol

hahaha! the insults are legendary esp cos he says them so quick!

[E!!i]

Dickhead

Fuckface

Cock smokin'

Motherfuckin' asshole

Dirty twat

Waste of semen

I hope you die!!!

[Punk-tastic32]

Shoplifter:

Shoplifter, you'll never learn,

With lies behind your back,

Not a burglar or bank robber,

Just a kleptomaniac.

Governator:

--Pretty much all of it, but especially:

Seems like everything was just a fraction of a second from being a dream,

So run and hide, 'cause we're all gonna die,

Let the government decide what's left,

[Anja]

Billie Joe's Mom by Tre

Never fails to make me laugh

I love that one! Makes me laugh so hard every time I hear it!! And of course, all the other songs by Tré!

[theeulogy]

Tre's songs

[The Platypus!]

Dominated Love Slave

[terrier93]

"i dont have sex cos i cant get it up" from the grouch.

dont know why but it always makes me laugh

[SetOnOverdrive]

After Green Days epic performance with Will Farrell, "East Jesus Nowhere" has to be added to that list even though it's normally not a funny song.

I'll second that.

[St3veHimself]

The Rock and roll girlfriend section by Tre is epic. Tre is epic lol

[jensername]

These are a few I thought of.

I know there's plenty more that I can think of,

but I should probably just stop now before it gets out of hand. lol.

Scumbag:

"Never though I'd see the like of you around this place. What's the special occasion? Did you run outta friends?"

Brat:

"Mom and dad don't look so hot these days, but my future's looking good."

Jinx:

"Kiss it good bye until death do we part. You fell for a jinx for crying out loud."

Platypus:

"Dickhead, fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die!"

King For A Day:

"Who put the drag in the drag queen? Don't knock it until you tried it."

Jackass:

"Well everybody loves a joke, but no one likes a fool."

Letterbomb:

"The dummy failed the crash test. Collecting unemployment checks, like a flunkie along for a ride."

American Idiot:

"Welcome to a new kind of tension all across the alien nation. Everything isn't meant to be okay."

Misery:

"He's gonna get high high high when he's low low low."

Deadbeat Holiday:

"Philosophy's a liar when your home is your headstone."

[bat-chen]

Tre's songs

King For A Day

Misery

[BillieJoesNose696969]

The Grouch

"I can't have sex 'cause I can't get it up"

"im always rude I got a bad attitude"

"i drank a six pack of apathy"