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Green Day lyrics you SHOULDN'T sing aloud in front of kids, old peeps, wallmart etc. but DO anyway. :D


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Like a rat does cheese, its fuck time and dominated love slave.. anywhere in public, i think people should sing them.. :P

Just for the looks on peoples faces...

once i was sitting on a bench in school, and i palyed like rat does cheese out loud on my phone, and then some of the maths teachers came out of tthe office, and heard the chours.. the looks on thei faces price less forever,

explainig my self.. not so fun :P

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I was tempted to put Horseshoes and Hand grenades as my ringtone, but what if it went off in class or something :lol:

believe it or not that IS my ringtone , you wouldnt believe the look my teacher gave me when my phone went of :lol:

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Platypus.

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Platypus.

Been there done that, on accident... :happy:

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east jesus nowhere is not very appropriate if you're driving with the windows down and the radio at full blast while they are celebrating an outdoor mass in the little square in front of your house :lol:

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east jesus nowhere is not very appropriate if you're driving with the windows down and the radio at full blast while they are celebrating an outdoor mass in the little square in front of your house :lol:

LMFAO that made me laugh so hard.

I remember one time my grandmother was staying over at our house and I was doing my homework to my ipod (on speaker) and Basket Case came on shuffle.

"I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore..."

My grandma gave me the weirdest look. :whistle

east jesus nowhere is not very appropriate if you're driving with the windows down and the radio at full blast while they are celebrating an outdoor mass in the little square in front of your house :lol:

LMFAO that made me laugh so hard.

I remember one time my grandmother was staying over at our house and I was doing my homework to my ipod (on speaker) and Basket Case came on shuffle.

"I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore..."

My grandma gave me the weirdest look. :whistle

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Definitely fod lol

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Platypus :lol: love the song though.

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longview

jesus of suburbia

ha ha your dead

paper lanterns

walking contradiction

scumbag

basket case

yee :]

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Probably

longview

horseshoes and handgranades

But I love horshoes and handgranades though

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definnnnitely horseshoes and handgrenades. That's possibly my favorite driving song hahaha. kinda makes me feel like a badass ... :) also platypus has the most incredible string of insults ever assembled. I usually play that when someone I hate is in the room. It's Fuck Time was my ringtone for a while. Got excellent excellent looks when it went off in public :whistle

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One time my mom and I were on a road trip, and "Longview" came on. So at the top of my lungs I sang, "WHEN MASTURBATION'S LOST IT'S FUN..." and then I stopped mid lyric and was like, "oh shit, my mom's right beside me." So I look over at my mom and she said, "Did you just say 'masturbation'?" I don't think she even knew I knew what it is, hahaha.

But she doesn't care about swearing, she'll always sing along to Horseshoes & Handgrenades.

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One time my mom and I were on a road trip, and "Longview" came on. So at the top of my lungs I sang, "WHEN MASTURBATION'S LOST IT'S FUN..." and then I stopped mid lyric and was like, "oh shit, my mom's right beside me." So I look over at my mom and she said, "Did you just say 'masturbation'?" I don't think she even knew I knew what it is, hahaha.

But she doesn't care about swearing, she'll always sing along to Horseshoes & Handgrenades.

:lol: thats freaking hilarious , I would love to have seen her face!!! :P

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how about jesus of suburbia

and the grouch :D

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"I went to a whore, who said my life's a bore. So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down." - I know it's not their worst. But I played and sang Basket Case to my two grandmothers when I was 11!

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Blood, Sex and Booze. :wub:

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Horseshoes and Handgrenades...i remember playing this full blast in school "IM NOT FUCKING AROUND!!!" haha the teacher just walked away

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I have recently taken to blasting Horseshoes & Handgrenades at stoplights :happy:

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I sand Like A Rat Does Cheese in front of my friend's dad, he was like..

.0.o that was an interesting song.

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Haha, I sang Dominated love slave and ha ha you're dead, out lound in the car. My dad was like, dou you want med dead? :blink:

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When I was 14, me and my friend we're waiting in the car because her mom wanted to go look at stuff at this garage sale. The majority of people there we're probably in their 60s. So we thought it would be funny to blast some Green Day music. We eneded up playing "Platypus" and "Take Back". We were just sitting there jamming out...and ended up getting a lot of dirty looks that day lol.

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Singing Brat in front of your parents is probably a bad idea. :-P

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