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In F.O.D Instead of 

Stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut

I hear

Stuck down in a rut of dislogic chickensmut :lol:

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11 hours ago, TracksAtChristieRoad said:

In F.O.D Instead of 

Stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut

I hear

Stuck down in a rut of dislogic chickensmut :lol:

 Same

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One of my friends thought it was "stuck down in a rut I kissed my chickens butt". Which saying it aloud I can kind of see that being heard :lol:.

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I shop online so I can vote
I hear 

I shop online so I can boat 

or does he say

I shop online so I can bolt 

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7 hours ago, SHART said:

I shop online so I can vote
I hear 

I shop online so I can boat 

or does he say

I shop online so I can bolt 

I don't know, but it doesn't make any sense either way :o

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7 hours ago, SHART said:

I shop online so I can vote
I hear 

I shop online so I can boat 

or does he say

I shop online so I can bolt 

The booklet says vote. But when has the booklet ever been right. :P

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13 hours ago, Thatsername said:

The booklet says vote. But when has the booklet ever been right. :P

I can't read the lyrics booklet - its terrible - wish I just bought the cd.

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Guys, I'm about to get Longview's lyrics tattooed because I sang it with them in Rio...

...But what are the right lyrics? :lol: 

I'm using Dookie's booklet as reference but it says "when masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking breaking" and all the lyrics websites say "you're fucking lonely" (that's what I sang on stage too and that's what I always thought Billie sang - altho he doesn't actually sing this last word most of the times I guess?)

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12 minutes ago, Otávio Vidal said:

Guys, I'm about to get Longview's lyrics tattooed because I sang it with them in Rio...

...But what are the right lyrics? :lol: 

I'm using Dookie's booklet as reference but it says "when masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking breaking" and all the lyrics websites say "you're fucking lonely" (that's what I sang on stage too and that's what I always thought Billie sang - altho he doesn't actually sing this last word most of the times I guess?)

Masturbation reference in a tattoo - please post a pic when it done:ga:

"lonely" is what I sing.

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24 minutes ago, Otávio Vidal said:

Guys, I'm about to get Longview's lyrics tattooed because I sang it with them in Rio...

...But what are the right lyrics? :lol: 

I'm using Dookie's booklet as reference but it says "when masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking breaking" and all the lyrics websites say "you're fucking lonely" (that's what I sang on stage too and that's what I always thought Billie sang - altho he doesn't actually sing this last word most of the times I guess?)

Sounds more like 'lonely' than 'breaking', but this is one of the debates that goes round in circles every few months on here and there's never any definite consensus...

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44 minutes ago, gnash said:

Sounds more like 'lonely' than 'breaking', but this is one of the debates that goes round in circles every few months on here and there's never any definite consensus...Ç 

Alright... def doesn't sound like 'breaking'. I'm gonna go with 'lonely' because that's what I sang and that's what the tattoo's all about :) Thanks guys!

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I always assumed it was "broken", it doesn't sound like "breaking" but I don't think it's "lonely" either.

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I never realized there was a doubt that it was anything but lonely :mellow:

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I think 'lonely' makes the most sense. He's basically saying that you masturbate because you're lonely, so if you've masturbated so much that it's no longer fun, then you must be really lonely

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I legit just realized I've been singing Letterbomb wrong all these years :lol: I sing "the television's an extortionist" and I've literally just found out the real lyrics are "the town bishop's an extortionist" :ninja:  I never questioned it, I just thought it was a clever way of connecting to American Idiot (the song). lmao

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On 11/7/2017 at 5:26 PM, Otávio Vidal said:

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And all this time I thought the last line to Longview was "But it's just not me".

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I used to think "the clock strikes midnight" in Murder City was "the gunshot's been denied".

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A few days ago I was watching a live version of Still Breathing, and I heard "I dodged a mullet and I walked across a landmine.":lol:

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Until recently, I’d always heard this part of Letterbomb:

 

“The town bishop is an extortionist. 

And he don’t even know that you exist.”

as:

“The televisions are extortionate. 

And you don’t even know that you’re in debt.”

 

I’m glad to see that others have experienced similar hearing issues!

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I used to think the “king of 40 thieves” line in St. Jimmy was “king of all you peas”. It took me two years to finally realize what that actual line was. 

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Technically Operation Ivy, but of course I've listened to the Green Day version a million times more, but I always thought

Wide open road to my future now
Is looking fucking narrow

was

Wide open road to my future now
And fuck the fucking barrel

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On 3/11/2017 at 3:59 PM, whatsername888 said:

My dad misheard the good riddance line 'another turning point' and thought it was 'another turnip boy' lmao he was going around telling everyone that he liked green days 'turnip boy song' until I overheard one of his conversations and asked wich song he was talking about lmao... and my art teacher misheard american idiot as 'dont wanna be an american in a yacht' haha too funny 

This one is good. I shared it on GDA's social media. I want to start a regular #MisheardGreenDayLyrics.

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The first time I heard Nuclear Family when Uno leaked on the web I thought it was "I just want some action so gimme Mike Dirnt". Made me giggle until I read the lyrics as "my turn". 
Still sing "Mike Dirnt" to this day though! 

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1 hour ago, Clyngedal said:

The first time I heard Nuclear Family when Uno leaked on the web I thought it was "I just want some action so gimme Mike Dirnt". Made me giggle until I read the lyrics as "my turn". 
Still sing "Mike Dirnt" to this day though! 

Pretty sure he has sung that live somewhere or another.

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