Green Day Doll Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I've had it wrong this whole time, lol.... I couldn't for the life of me figure out what he was saying when he sang "She holds my malakite so tight"... probably cuz I had no clue what a malakite is.. lol Haha, glad I'm not the only one...oh well, take comfort that we aren't like that one girl who posted in a thread like this before the board crashed. This is, and I quote from a word document, what SHE thought he was saying in the first verse: I sit alone in my bedroom Staring at the walls I've been up all dayaniala (i hve no idea wht tht word means just made it up cause i didnt no the lyrics) My balls is beating My love is shinning" I don't remember who that was, but my props to them.
rockchick86 Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I agree! he cant sing! i think he thinks he can which is even funnier!
SullenRiot Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I've had it wrong this whole time, lol.... I couldn't for the life of me figure out what he was saying when he sang "She holds my malakite so tight"... probably cuz I had no clue what a malakite is.. lol I always hear 'malakite' too. Isn't that like an element on the Periodic Table or something?
Haushinka.. Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 My friends sister thought that "Jesus Walks" was "Big Sasquatch"
annie Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I always hear 'malakite' too. Isn't that like an element on the Periodic Table or something? Apparently its a "precious green stone".... ookay.... that makes a whole lot of sense
Chaz Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 no it's a shark tooth. what he wears in the nimrod booklet is a malakite. basicall yhis necklace. aren't i clever.
adeliejoe Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I don't know if any of you speak french but anyway.. In When i come Around when billie sings You've been searching for that someone And it's me out on the prowl.. well in french it sonds like he says ¨ tu m'excites j'aime pas mal ca moi les lesbiennes y'en a pas¨ which means ¨ you excite me i really like lesbians but there's none here!!! At each time I hear that song, I can't control myself and I sing my version.. But the way i'm not the only one who thinks that.. i'm not crazy
sweetie_vane Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 This isn't what i misheard but i read it in a magazine and I was laughing so hard.... Okay maybe you guys don't know Lindsay Lohan's song "First" but someone thought she was saying: "...and this time I'm gonna get a bigger Bladder...Don't wanna pee like every other girl in the world..." The real words were: "...and this time I'm gonna get a little Louder...Don't wanna Be like every other girl in the world..."
annie Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 you excite me i really like lesbians but there's none here!!! :laugh: :laugh: thats great
jesus the rage guy Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: thats great :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
GreenDay-Idiot Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 There are so many....I can't remember one now....>.<
mrs.dirnt-way-wentz Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 i dunno where i got this from but... Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes I wish Mike Dirnt's mouse hair would find me. Original Lyrics: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me. and when i first heard good riddence i heard "Tim grabs you by the wrist..." and i kept thinking "who the fuck is Tim?" funniest thing ever :laugh: :laugh:
rockerbabe443 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 i dunno where i got this from but... Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes I wish Mike Dirnt's mouse hair would find me. Original Lyrics: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me. and when i first heard good riddence i heard "Tim grabs you by the wrist..." and i kept thinking "who the fuck is Tim?" Hey I thought that too, about good riddance, and I kept asking my friends if they knew who tim was. Somebody said "Maybe it's Tim Armstrong"
Pepsi and Coke Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 ^So did I until I was told otherwise. i still cant remember is holiday is this is the dawning of the rest of our lives, or this is the dawning of the last of our lives. A lyric website got it wrong and make me get it wrong too. i will go and check the lyric book later
wowsers_trousers Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 well one time my cousin and i were singing jos then i stopped singing and my cousin carried on and sung "and i, baby i, this hurricane of fuckin lies" and i cracked up laughing!! and its sad and tragic but one time i was listening to music but not paying any attention when "are we the waiting" came on and all i payed attention to was the "we, we" part and now thats all i can hear when i hear that song. oh and... a stupid thought i once had. there was a man walking by me with a big round beer-belly and i thought " oh, he's pregnant, how nice..."
Child_of_a_Nimrod Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 i understand so many lyrics wrong... i always thought in the song worry rock billie joe sings "neither says no man no argument" instead of "another sentimental argument". and "mom and dad never understand what sumer meant to me" instead of "what's happening to me" but I misunderstood most of the dookie lyrics but I can't get I wore cologne out of my head^^
rockchick86 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 my sis still thinks that marry jane is a girl what it isn't? haha, on castaway, i thought it said "Cat Suey" dont ask me. lol :laugh: that has made my day!
mbk Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 theres many but i cant remember There are so many....I can't remember one now....>.< Then don't post!
GuitarFreak Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 I was just watching something on tv, i think they were called the Go Team, and i thought it kept saying "i want to rape you down to the bone" but it was actually "i want to break you down to the bone"
Under_Fire Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Hey I thought that too, about good riddance, and I kept asking my friends if they knew who tim was. Somebody said "Maybe it's Tim Armstrong" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ketryne Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 I know this isnt exactly missheard lyrics but there is a song on the 'Son of Dork' album where the actual lyrics are: "I know im never gonna be the guy to get the girl" but in the cd booklet it says the words are: "i know im never gonna be the guy to get the gorilla". When i read the i was like wtf? but in the same song instead of: "he promised he would never cheat again" the booklet said: "He promised he would never eat again" Im guessing the person writing the lyrics can actually hear!
Soysauce Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 My younger cousin feels very strongly that the correct section of lyrics to "Holiday" are "A plastic bag on a monday night" and not "A plastic bag on a monument".
Lilaxe Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 My friend said to me, "You can still see Jupiter in the sky tonight." and I paused for a moment and said, "OH! Jupiter's a planet, right!"
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