Song Lyrics You Misheard / Misunderstood

[RebelAmongSaints]

a friend of mine thought "I am the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe" was "I am the son of a bitch of nigger Allen Poe"

and this is so frigging great:

"I got no lubrecation

Where is my lubrecation?

No time for lubrecation

Smoking my inspiration"

[punkrockerlori]

Well I can't understand a word Fall Out Boy says in their shitty songs.

Fall Out Boy doesnt have shitty songs

[Light My Fire]

loads of led zeppelin songs probabaly. :/

oh well.

[penutt]

"I got no lubrecation

Where is my lubrecation?

No time for lubrecation

Smoking my inspiration"

that makes no sense

[LetterBomb)]

I started fucking running as soon as my feet touched ground

I used to think it was I started fucking round as soon as my pizza drowned

LOOLO

thats great

now the next time i hear this

im gonna think of drownding pizza

[Aurora]

I started fucking running as soon as my feet touched ground

I used to think it was I started fucking round as soon as my pizza drowned

LOOLO

I always thought it was

I started fucking running soon as my pizza's crowd

we're back in the burial for you and me and a cold cheeseburger

I must've been out of it then

[ShadowofaDoubt]

Last year my friend and I were listening to her iPod, and I can't remember the song for the life of me, but I heard, "I need to praise you like a shoe" and the lyrics were "I need to praise you like I should."

Also, a site that I found a while ago is amiright.com. A lot of the stuff is shit, but heres a few Green Day ones from there:

"Holiday"

Misheard Lyrics:

Pack your bags with donut cream.

Original Lyrics:

Kill all the fags that don't agree.

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

Misheard Lyrics:

But it's only me, and I walk alone.

Original Lyrics:

But it's home to me, and I walk alone.

"F.O.D."

Misheard Lyrics:

I'll take

Real pride

And you're a beautiful coffee grind.

Original Lyrics:

I'm take

-ing pride

In telling you to fuck off and die.

"Homecoming"

Misheard Lyrics:

Do you think what you need is a clutch?

Original Lyrics:

Do you think what you need is a crutch?

"St. Jimmy"

Misheard Lyrics:

I am the son of a bitch

A nigger and a ho.

Original Lyrics:

I am the son of a bitch

And Edgar Allan Poe.

Heres the link to all of the misheard Green Day stuff: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/greenday.shtml

[nak321]

"F.O.D."

Misheard Lyrics:

I'll take

Real pride

And you're a beautiful coffee grind.

Original Lyrics:

I'm take

-ing pride

In telling you to fuck off and die.

"St. Jimmy"

Misheard Lyrics:

I am the son of a bitch

A nigger and a ho.

Original Lyrics:

I am the son of a bitch

And Edgar Allan Poe.

Those two really had me laughing out loud.

coffeegrind out of fuck off and die? hahahahaha

[Andrick]

in the song smells like teen spirit by nirvana

it says here we are now entertain us

but i heard here we are now in containers

in the song purple haze by jimi hendrix

it says scuse me while i kiss the sky

but i heard scuse me while i kiss this guy

in the song blue (da ba dee) by eiffel 65

it says im blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da

but i heard im blue and i believe i will die if i eat apple pie

[burnout_13]

That new Fall Out Boy song, I swear he says "This ain't a scene it's a goddamn arse face"

[No Man Can Eat Fifty Eggs!]

The song Paper Airplanes (makeshift wings) by AFI just confused the hell out of me when I first heard it. This is what I thought Davey was singing:

Race my model-i-fic, statues so fragile-i-fic fall

I am ever involved. Gays lie and mercantile,

your aero canes deduced you well.

The fashion is dis-spelled, as you waste a perfect frame,

go out of fashion

You're going, I'm going now, forever alone

Fuh wa fuh all rain of fashion, an enima,

I will remain forever will remain

Far below, in my seclusion, look up to the sky and say, seamen, and watch it burn

Without hamination, you'll never find a soil inside,

no wife, but nothin's died

No life for quite this show, just as long as no one ever knows,

emotion is pant and lime

Dancing in the rain on a sat of nash, dancing on your grape

I'll see it, a farmer Ray

Dancing in the rain on a sat of nash, dancing in your dust

I'll see uh, all fart away

I'll stop it as you were hard ( ), I'll stop it as you were hard

Yeah. Kind of strange.

[leacalifornia]

in BOBD

my friend said at first she thought it was

"sometimes I wish a polar bear will find me.."

[gdspunkgirl]

in the song T.N.T. by ACDC my brother and my little cousins thought it said "lock up ur doughnut and lock up ur wife" instead of "lock up ur duaghter and lock up ur wife"

[zalex.]

I didn't think this... but I found this site "misheard lyrics" or something like that, and I searched Green Day. My favorite was for Jesus of Suburbia (listening to it now XD) Instead of I'm the son of rage and love, one person sumbitted that they thought it was I'm the son of Asian love. I LOLed for quite a while at that!

[LetterBomb)]

Today i was listening to Give me Novacaine

& my sister was like

is he saying

give me another cage....

Then i laughed...Alot

lol

[RebelAmongSaints]

that makes no sense

maybe not, but thats what my friend heard when we listen to that song

[valeria carci]

bloodshoot deadbeat..........may I go sleep :/

[jesus the rage guy]

Haha! That was funny

yeah really funny

in the past i missheard alot of songs...even in spanish

[billie7joe]

First couple of times i heard Uncle Harry by the Living End i thought they were saying "Uncle Harry pissing in the bar".

[jesus the rage guy]

somebody remember that funny song''when u were young'' of the flowers band

i always miss the part-here that song was aired alot...-where he says

''if u climb this mountain i dont know...''

i never understand a word of that song

[WalkingContradiction118]

First couple of times i heard Uncle Harry by the Living End i thought they were saying "Uncle Harry pissing in the bar".

I thought that's what they were saying. What is it then? lol

[Krusties]

The first time I heard "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance I thought the song was about a horse...

[adzik1410]

The first time I heard "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance I thought the song was about a horse...

OMG... how?

[ghostofaninja2]

fob I am convinced sing god dam arse face... but I don't care what the real lyric is coz I don't like them anyway

and Kill Caustic by AFI is surposed to say "so I feel much worse now" but it sounds like so I fill in my crossword... but you have to hear it to get what I mean

[sharpies123]

In Love Like Winter by AFI the part 'Warn your warmth to turn away...', I thought it was 'Warn you off to turn away...'

and in Wake Up by the Living End, the 'sucidal, education, it got sold to our generation...', I thought it was 'it got soul to our generation...'

mehh...those aren't as bad as some of the others I've made..