Song Lyrics You Misheard / Misunderstood

[GreenDay-Idiot]

The chorus in BOBD:

I wore cologne, I wore cologne

LMAO

[ImnotaDrIjustPlayOneOnTV]

LMAO

even better, my husband likes to sing "I walked a gnome, I walked a gnome. And instead of I wish someone out there will find me, "I wish a polar bear would find me. " He likes Green Day but doesn't like AI so any songs that he doesn't like gets new lyrics invented by him

[NC_Idiot]

In Dirty Little Secret by The All American Rejects, when the lyric "Go around a time or two, just to waste my time with you" comes on, i always used to think it was "Go around and tie my shoes just to waste some time with you"

[_nova_caine_]

ROFL. Convincing them to walk you?

i know i was lmao. but im like "the lyric is screwed. what are we? dogs? lol"

[_nova_caine_]

ohh yea when i heard rotting i thought it was 'wave vows of lust' instead of '20 pounds of trust'. well u guys weren't posting so i had to say that!

[**nobodylikesyou**]

My daughter was listening to The Anthem by Good Charlotte a few yrs back and I thought I heard the song say This is the asshole blow all your heads off your mother is a rathole. And it really say This is the Anthem throw all your hands up another loser Anthem. I yelled at her what on earth are you listening to? I told her what I heard and she was laughing SO hard. Then she showed me the lyrics. Ha

Also when I was younger I remember listening to Billy Joels the Piano Man and it says making love to my tonic and Gin and I asked my parents What does making love to my toxic engine mean?

[*withoutadoubt*]

We were listening to AI today and during Are We the Waiting my four y/o sang...

Are we, we are. Are we, we are, the weiners...

And she really likes the boys, too.

[Oh_Botha]

In The All-American Rejects' "Dirty Little Secret" I always thought he said "I go around to tie my shoe, just to waste my time with you." I still don't know what he says.

And then in Longview, I was like "Did he just say masturbation? Ha ha." Then I looked it up and I was like "Oh, he actually did say masturbation."

There was a lot more songs but I read the lyrics so I can't remember what I thought they were.

[vixen_Whatsername_3]

Where the streets have no names by U2

"Where the sheets have no stains" instead of "Where the streets have no names"

and

"I see a toaster dissapear without a face" instead of "I see the dust cloud disappear without a trace"

Ooooooooooooooops!

[celeryeater]

The first time my sister heard " Welcome to Paradise" she thought BJ sang

" Dear mother can you hear me mining? Its been three whole weeks of hohohohohoo!"

OMG! She thought it was a parody of Snow White and the seven dwarves!

[owain]

on a panic song it says

"house of composure where is your posture?"

iv'e allways thought that

"house of composure where is your closure?"

would have been a better line

[Inane Kiss]

oh god, i have a lot of these.

long story short- most of letterbomb.

in walking contradiction- the wall is fat and so is my head

crap, how come when you need to remember these you can't?!!

damn it.

[punkthepony]

‘Jewels remain still gleaming…’

Should be ‘jules rimet (the world cup) still gleaming…’

From ‘three lions on the shirt’ - oh, I still haven’t lived that one down!

[Jimmy's_Rebel]

The first time my sister heard " Welcome to Paradise" she thought BJ sang

" Dear mother can you hear me mining? Its been three whole weeks of hohohohohoo!"

OMG! She thought it was a parody of Snow White and the seven dwarves!

For a little while I thought that in Welcome to Paradise it was "pay attention to the cracked streets and the broken gnomes" Then I read the lyrics

[greenday groupie]

I have misheard loads far too many to mention, it took me a while to work out the words to JOS, i was singing the wrong words to that for months-stupid i know when you can get the words of GDA duh! :/

[belficat]

I thought the king for a day lyrics went 'king for a day, I've just become, king for a day, in a leather thong' rather than 'princess by dawn'

[freak]

and i always get lyrics wrong that's my big problem and even when somebody says me that i'm wrong i don't believe

[seventeen and strung out]

For mine "God is in the t.v." in Rock Is Dead/Marilyn Manson right after the first time they do the chorus. But I still think he says that. I don't know if I'm right or not.

Ah I haven't listened to Manson in some time, but I'm quite certain that he does say "God is in the T.V." So don't feel dumb or anythin'..

[Very Ape]

Me and my mom were listening to Sweet Children and my mom thought he was saying swinging jellyfish. I have no idea how that even sounds close to sweet children.

[Billie_Joe_Rox_My_Sox]

in the song "android " when he says "it keeps my head spinning around" i thought he said "it keeps my husband in the ground" i was like wat the fuck?!

[spark in the night]

shall i bump this thread?

yea.

F.O.D

I thought they said "a dislodged chicken spud"

[-stephanie-]

Well I can't understand a word Fall Out Boy says in their shitty songs.

the parody of sugar were goin down is brilliant

[beth hardy]

Fall Out Boy is shitty. in "sugar were going down" it sounds like "were going down down and doodle around" but i could care less!

but in J.O.S i thought BJ said" I just saw the note you wrote" instead of the real words" im the son of rage and love"

i know its embarrasing!!!! :whistling:

[Hybrid Meteora]

All Fall out boys songs....

[Cages Of Whispers]

at first i couldnt understand some of green day's old songs (welcome to paradise, warning, geek stink breath) until i read the lyrics. fall out boy is just completely random, you wont get anything unless u looked at the lyrics, so is panic! at the disco. Randomness...i love them both .

I can't see Phoebe.'s link. (sugar we're goin down parody) can someone send me another link? thx