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Don't you get snarky with me! :(

And yeah you have a point, but I'd hate to come on here and someone unknowingly posted a video of me saying "look at this idiot! hahahahahaha she can't sing, and look at how she's acting!! HAHAHA"

I'd be like :cry:

Aww but I like being snarky and you know I don't mean it silly. :)

Yeah I know I would be like why you all making fun of me for being on stage. :cry: but least we would have eachother to console one another.

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At MSG on 7/27, Billie was trying to find a guitarist for Jesus of Suburbia. He was close to calling this one guy up, but I guess he asked "What song is it again?" and Billie let out a laugh. Billie replied something to the effect of "What a stupid thing to say you dumb fucker!" :lol:

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The bloke that let Billie cut his hair on stage must've been pretty daft :blink:

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Don't you get snarky with me! :(

And yeah you have a point, but I'd hate to come on here and someone unknowingly posted a video of me saying "look at this idiot! hahahahahaha she can't sing, and look at how she's acting!! HAHAHA"

I'd be like :cry:

That's when you have to turn around and say "What the hey!" :D

Sure I bet people say nasty things about me all the time, but I don't care because they don't know what it's like up there and unless they've done it themselves, they can't say anything.

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This thread is brillant! I love and hate watching these vids because they are funny but they make me cringe! :D The thing is no matter how bad some of these people are they had the guts to go on stage and sing and have fun so props for that! Also like Isabel said-these people obviously can't hear when they're on stage and that's why they have to shout! I'm sure I'd end up sounding terrible-so I'd just never admit to people it was me!! :lol:

Also that vid where the girl is hugging Billie and lifts him up-I think it's his doing because he looks like he kinda climbs onto her with the intention of her lifting him up! Lucky girl...I mean how many people can say they've had Billie on top of them?! :wink: :whistling:

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Even if I was a 'dumbass fan' and ended up on here I think I'd still be pleased because I would have been on stage with the band, how many people can say that? :)

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This is a brilliant thread, you'd miss all these nuggets of comedy gold if you had to trawl through the details of each show...

But do remember that the person you're slagging off might be reading this! And hardly fair to mock poor singing (speaking as one who is v. musically challenged) especially as like isabel says, without magic in-ear monitors like Billie has, you're just yelling into the unknown.

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haha nice thread ! :lol:

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In Hartford Connecticut Billie pulled up a guy that was quite overweight to sing Longview. When the guy got up he started running all over the stage and trying to dance all crazy, it was quite sad. When he did try to sing you could barely hear what he was saying and he was breathing real hard because he was running all around. When Billie decided to pull up another guy to sing all he said to the guy was (in a very sarcastic, whatever type of voice) "Yeah, okay, you were great, get off my stage!!!!!" Then when he was back in the crowd Billie said, "Well he was probably the best dancer I've seen yet!"

I have a video I recorded of it but I'm too lazy to go and find it at the moment....

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At MSG on 7/27, Billie was trying to find a guitarist for Jesus of Suburbia. He was close to calling this one guy up, but I guess he asked "What song is it again?" and Billie let out a laugh. Billie replied something to the effect of "What a stupid thing to say you dumb fucker!" :lol:

i remember that! :lol:

and lets not forget the girl who had her own make out session with billie at MSG2 idk if thats a dumbass fan but it was funny to me ha ha

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When Billie was looking for people to play JOS in Ottawa, he walked up the catwalk and was asking people, and finally pointed to a guy on the side and asked "You know how to play it?" and this kid went nuts and Billie was like "Really? What key is it in?" and I guess the guy didn't know because Billie started to laugh and said something along the lines of 'you idiot' and moved on to the next kid, who eventually got pulled up.

How upsetting would it be to get THAT close to getting pulled up on stage...only to have it thrown back in your face by the main man himself :lol:

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

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i remember that! :lol:

and lets not forget the girl who had her own make out session with billie at MSG2 idk if thats a dumbass fan but it was funny to me ha ha

OH SHIT!!

i remember her!

she kissed him for like 5 minutes!

the girl who sang Dearly Beloved at MSG2 had like no pants on LOL

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I don't like this thread very much. The videos are extremely funny, but it's not nice to call anyone stupid or a dumbass. There are many GDCers in those videos, so be careful what you say. Do you really want someone to feel bad because they "can't sing" or because they act weird when they're nervous?

I mean, I can't sing but I'd definitely lie if it got me onstage with them, and I'm pretty sure that each and every one of you would do that too. :P

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When Billie was looking for people to play JOS in Ottawa, he walked up the catwalk and was asking people, and finally pointed to a guy on the side and asked "You know how to play it?" and this kid went nuts and Billie was like "Really? What key is it in?" and I guess the guy didn't know because Billie started to laugh and said something along the lines of 'you idiot' and moved on to the next kid, who eventually got pulled up.

How upsetting would it be to get THAT close to getting pulled up on stage...only to have it thrown back in your face by the main man himself :lol:

That happened to someone on the IC. He said that because he didn't know what key it was in, Billie wouldn't pick him. But I don't think it was at one of the Canadian shows. God that'd suck if you were that close to getting picked :/

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Some of the videos are quite funny, however, I don't feel like saying anything bad about those people.

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The first singer for Longview at my show was so fucking hilarious. He couldn't sing at all, but he was beyond entertaining. I was in tears laughing. :lol: The girl was an ok singer, but her stage dive was "the worst stage dive ever" in the words of BJA. And it really was haha.

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when i went to the Hamilton concert, Billie watched some guy that was far back get to the front and when he did, Billie asked if he knew how to play the song, and turns out he didnt so they made him do a huge stage dive. he was crown surfing for all of JOS.

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Ottawa DEFINITELY gets the award for worst Longview singer. We had 2 singers, first a guy that Carling and I met while we were in the pit (and later we helped get him up on that stage :D) and then this complete IDIOT girl haha...oh man...I was watching BJ the whole time and within the first second of her singing, you HAVE to see his \'WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.\' face. She didn\'t know the lyrics at all, and really COULD. NOT. sing....arrrrgh I cringe and die laughing every time I watch it!

She did a HILARIOUSLY horrible job. Beej even tried to get the crowd to sing along so she wouldn\'t sound as bad :lol: She comes on at 4:41 in the video

*WATCHER BEWARE, YOUR EARS MAY BLEED*

LOL

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OH SHIT!!

i remember her!

she kissed him for like 5 minutes!

the girl who sang Dearly Beloved at MSG2 had like no pants on LOL

ha ha yes! i remember that :lol: so many dumbass fans at MSG

and on the longview singers i dont make fun of them if they cant sing i just make fun of them if they make a complete ass of themselves hence the hard hat dude at MSG1

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

? :huh:

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Aaaah this thread made my day. The girl who sung Longview for the first Auckland show kept screwing up the words, but I imagine I would if I were in the same position.

It would just be so exciting.

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the other day i was singing homecoming and my friend was like 'who sings that sounds cool' so i said 'i have no idea but its been stuff in my head all day' lmao such a bad fan!

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:lol: i love this thread.

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