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haha that was pretty funny, don't understand a word of the song though

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i wish i was german. that video would have probably made my life
Lol, yeah it did make my life for sure. :lol:

Lol that was so cute :lol: Mike was pretty good, though.
Good? Not really. xDD

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without the subtitles i didnt even understand what mike was saying XD because he also said the part bill says in teh original interview XD

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Is it bad that I exploded with laughter? aha, Billie speaks german better than i do :whistling:

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Funny though,even I don't understand a word D:

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Alright, I tried to translate the whole thing but for all the people that don't know what's going on:

There's a show called 'Home' on MTV Germany. There's one guy, Klaas, and another one, Joko, who are together hosting the show. They always got some battles going on and one time, Joko dissed Klaas by rapping a song you can view on YouTube as well.

Anyways, now this is Klaas' payback. The bits in between with all those singers/actors were recorded during the red carpet at the EMAs 2009:

Klaas (before the rap starts): Joko, you're trying it as rapper now. Yah, you made an announcement. You wanted to see my teeth fly, called me a 'running meter'. And I remained silent with the the knowledge that my time will come. Revenge, Joko, is served cold - and now the Ice Age dawns for you...

Klaas: You call yourself Joko because it sounds better

Juliette Lewis: but that's a lie

Klaas: that stinks to high heaven

For his name's diffrent, you wanna know what it is?

I'll tell you right now and you'll never believe me.

*Hi! My name is...WHAT?!

My name is...WHO?!

My name is...JOACHIM!*

Klaas:No matter what game

Some guy: Klaas is the winner

Klaas: Joachim stays for everyone just

Some guy: the 'Promidinner' weirdo

Guy2: The one with the big glasses,

Guy3: the one with the hairstyle that never sits

Guy2: Do you want big silence?

Guy3: Go, Joachim. Tell us a joke!

*Joko fails at cracking a joke*

Klaas: Joachim is a career guy

GREEN DAY: He doesn't only make 'Home'

Bill Kaulitz: He already played arenas empty

MIKE: by interviewing at 'The Dome'.

Klaas: Joachim is a player

he's good with women [no real translation possible]

His last

Katy Perry: sex affair

Klaas: was...Desiree Nick

Wladimir Klitschko: Aaah! Desiree Nick!

Klaas: But then she left him

he was too fat for her

*Hi! My name is...WHAT?!

My name is...WHO?!

My name is..JOACHIM!*

Klaas: We all have hobbies

David Hasselhoff: ...like swimming, riding, reading...

Klaas: Joachim's got them too with

David Hasselhoff: his piece of sports equipment, the bar.

Klaas: Early in the morning in the pub, nicely drunk, just as he likes it.

He easily gets as much Wodka as Boris Jelzin back then.

*burp*

*Hi! My name is...WHAT?!

My name is...WHO?!

My name is..JOACHIM!*

Klaas: Joachim, I am sorry, you've got a problem now:

You just could see with whom all you have trouble *laugh* [referring to the musicians/actors in the video]

Don't ask what you could do now, because I tell you: you can GO!

Juliette Lewis: GREAT!

I tell ya, you can go! And take Joko with you - then we can run away together. Bye.

...

...

Such a dork!

THE END

As I said, 'Home' is this show on MTV and 'The Dome' is another show on a German channel, just like the 'Promidinner'.

Desiree Nick is a...well, an actress, mainly known in Germany because she appeared on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!'.

Yeah, that's all you need to know I guess :happy:

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^Thanks for that, I was wondering what they boys were saying :happy:

Hahaha this made my day :lol:. Mike was the best. And I think they did pretty well, much better than Katy Perry anyway.

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Thanks, now it's a hell lot funnier now that I understand it :)

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Cute!

Mike fails majorly at German. XD

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Thanks for the translation! How adorkable. :happy:

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:lol: they did much better than i would do. mike actually sounded legit to me, but i guess he sucked too haha
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Haha, awh, that was cute. Billie, Billie, Billie.... I don't even know what words to describe his fail. :lol:

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This made absolutely no sense to me. Which is why I love it :lol: Mike at least SOUNDED coherent!

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Mike at least SOUNDED coherent!

I know! He sounded very nonchalant. :lol:

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The cutest fail ever :lol:

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I know! He sounded very nonchalant. :lol:

He knows how to fake it. :kiss:

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Hilarious!!! :lol:

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I agree, it's very cute to see them (try to) speak german.

When I watched the EMAs and all the celebs had to read these things, I wondered why the host made them do it. Now I know. :D

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hahehehehe... that was nice... what does it mean ???

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