Penguin Puffball Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Radio stations had to stop this song for intermission while playing it because it was so unnecessarily long that people would need bathroom breaks during itIt is suspected that lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong was having sex during this song because he repeatedly screams "Ahhh Aaahhhh!" after nearly every line.This song is what Darth Nixon sings loudly as he walks down the street to keep the police from hearing the wrestler scream rape at the top of her lungs.When asked about their songs Mike remained mute and Tre made a farting sound followed by a sex jokeThe Jonas Sisters fired their water guns at Green Day and then were subsequently shot and killed by Tre Cool. Instead of convicting him of murder a Grand Jury thanked Tre Cool and awarded him a medal of honor for ending the Jonas Sisters monopoly on the make up industry. Three five year olds were upset These just made my nightedit: "whothehellwasthatchick"...hahahaha!!!
Nikki_Nimrod Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Hahaha, oh my god. That's fucking great! I'm cracking up so hard right now.
insomniaticnimrod Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 the ending of the 21st century breakdown one made me lmfao
Sarahnade. Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 The Jonas Sisters made my life. "Three 5 year olds were upset" And the Butch Vig being a hobo thing was funny too. And I couldn't stop laughing at So apparently there is a story in here. Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking exploded trying to figure it out, but I'll give it a shot I guess.I also like how they didn't know what the heck Peacemaker was about, and how Billie just got a dictionary and found cool words. :lol:
-AreWeTheWaiting- Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 "Are We the Walrus: Stolen from the Beatles Are We The Walrus questions whether or not we really are the eggman or if they're the eggmen or if we are the walrus goo goo gla joob." HAHAAHAHAH totally made my night.
TAR Posted October 12, 2009 Author Posted October 12, 2009 This sums up Mike pretty well, hahahaha. Mike is thought to be a mute because he refuses to speak only playing airbase during interviews going "dirnt dirnt dirnt." Mike got more detentions than anyone in middle school because he did your mom and your little brother, and he is not averse to making angry faces while playing his base and wearing pirate earings.
BuriedInAHole Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 oh and this is for people who can understand german: http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Green_Daysorry for those who don't but it's hilarious. xD
Kaddi. Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Haha, I first thought this thread was about the song by Weird Al Yancovic
Moz Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 LOL that is genius. i really don't understand how people have the time on their hands to write things like that, though.'Canadian Idiot was certified as Jesus because even Jesus couldn't deny he liked it.'
leacalifornia Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 In the rivalry category at the bottom:They showed up in the Bay Area with what appeared to be guns and broke into Green Day's house. The Jonas Sisters fired their water guns at Green Day and then were subsequently shot and killed by Tre Cool. Instead of convicting him of murder a Grand Jury thanked Tre Cool and awarded him a medal of honor for ending the Jonas Sisters monopoly on the make up industry. Three five year olds were upset.ahahah!!
Tiffx Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 the Jonas Sisters (following their sex change) weren't happy.love it.
Mar Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 I expected this to be incredibly unfunny but I definitely loled, would lol again.I think the comments about JOS, St. Jimmy, and Homecoming are pretty dead-on And then I really lost it at this:The ending of the album confused everyone so much that Green Day decided to never play the final two songs again. Billie Joe was quoted as saying, "You see this why I write the songs, no one even knows what these two are saying." When asked about their songs Mike remained mute and Tre made a farting sound followed by a sex joke.Because I honestly wouldn't be too surprised if this was a fact!
Hermione Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 Hahaha I remember reading those a while ago, that site's pretty funny. I'm sure the Green Day ones were much funnier and better when I read them though, they must've been edited since then.
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