AndrewW91 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Lmao.. I was reading the main Green Day page, and they referred to Billie Joe as Billy Joel.
Princess Consuela Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Lmao.. I was reading the main Green Day page, and they referred to Billie Joe as Billy Joel.Hahaha yeah, I'm reading this right now.
Katarina. Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Are we we are, are we we are the waaaaaalrus!
saffy Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 The ending of the album confused everyone so much that Green Day decided to never play the final two songs again. Billie Joe was quoted as saying, "You see this why I write the songs, no one even knows what these two are saying." When asked about their songs Mike remained mute and Tre made a farting sound followed by a sex joke.I've been reading that part over and over for the last 6 minutes and everytime i read it, it gets better and better hahaha
Nele Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 oh and this is for people who can understand german: http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Green_Daysorry for those who don't but it's hilarious. xD
Mari91 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 oh and this is for people who can understand german: http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Green_Daysorry for those who don't but it's hilarious. xDhere it is translated
Sarahnade. Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 The 21st Century Breakdown one is full of so much win too. LOL at Christian's Inferno.
Nele Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 here it is translated yay for google. xD (but some the jokes don't make sense anymore.. oh well)
Maddy. Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 oh and this is for people who can understand german: http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Green_Daysorry for those who don't but it's hilarious. xDThat was brilliant! Title of the album: Einundzwanzigste Jahrtausend-Analyse (2009) Description of the cover: Billie Joe Armstrong und Tré Cool bei der Vorbereitung auf ihre Konzerte Singles: Kenn deinen Feind (Wäre sonst auch schlecht, was soll man denn dann auf die Morddrohung schreiben) 21 Pistolen (Gott sei Dank nicht 22) XD
Princess Consuela Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 *Billy Joel Neil Armstrong - air guitar, "singing", DA PIANO MAN on the moon, having an ego the size of Antarctic *LL Cool Tré - chinese cymbals, Harpsicord, Keytar, Rock Band 100, pulling his only testicle out at random *Mike Dirnt - the coughing, the laughing, the sneezing, the cooking, the coffee making, and the bass playing *Jason White - lead guitar (but Billy Joel doesn't want you to know that.)
Mari91 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 yay for google. xD (but some the jokes don't make sense anymore.. oh well)yeah i realized that :/ but i think i understand what their getting at The 21st Century Breakdown one is full of so much win too. LOL at Christian's Inferno. : The Song was just Billie Joe screaming at Butch Sony to go back to his cardboard box and saying that everyone should be a thoughtless ape like he was. i found the ending hilariousSo apparently there is a story in here. Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking exploded trying to figure it out, but I'll give it a shot I guess. So we start out in the 21st Century and everything's great, then bam everybody gets herpes and forgets their enemies. Next thing you know some emo chick named Gloria is running around cutting herself because she hates the seasons, then a guy gets a lobotomy. Then Christian is filled with seething rage so he writes a heartfelt love song, then Jesus makes him angrier. Then he goes out and buys a Pacemaker, but mistakenly reads the label. All of the sudden all of the chicks in America die except one so she is forced to breed endlessly in the Murder City, this causes Christian to run around screaming Gloria? Then Obama tries to change health-care, and everyone is forced to eat prescription drugs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Next the couple plays a friendly game of Horseshoes and Hangrenades because they can't see a thing in the Static Age. Then the cops shoot twenty-one guns at everyone so they sing the American Eulogy, then the sun blows up and their is a big light
Princess Consuela Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Mike Dirnt is the only band member with more than 1 meter 60 Body size
gabbag Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Haha that is fantastic!After they created Canadian Idiot, American Make-up models The Jonas Brothers called Green Day "...big meanheads that shouldn't sell music to four year old girls"and Jason White is That Other Guy That Nobody Cares About Its okay Jason, I care about you!
Nele Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 That was brilliant! Title of the album: Einundzwanzigste Jahrtausend-Analyse (2009) Description of the cover: Billie Joe Armstrong und Tré Cool bei der Vorbereitung auf ihre Konzerte Singles: Kenn deinen Feind (Wäre sonst auch schlecht, was soll man denn dann auf die Morddrohung schreiben) 21 Pistolen (Gott sei Dank nicht 22) XDBut the best is: Zeit deines Lebens (Sogar Green Day waren große Dirty Dancing-Fans) orMike Dirnt ist das einzige Bandmitglied mit über 1 Meter 60 Körpergröße, gleichzeitig aber auch mit Abstand der Unwichtigste.yeah i realized that :/ but i think i understand what their getting at i found the ending hilariousah good.
saffy Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 *Billy Joel Neil Armstrong - air guitar, "singing", DA PIANO MAN on the moon, having an ego the size of Antarctic *LL Cool Tré - chinese cymbals, Harpsicord, Keytar, Rock Band 100, pulling his only testicle out at random *Mike Dirnt - the coughing, the laughing, the sneezing, the cooking, the coffee making, and the bass playing *Jason White - lead guitar (but Billy Joel doesn't want you to know that.)LOLthe explanation of the 21st century breakdown story is totally epic
NowhereBound Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Since no one cared about him, Armstrong was suffering under chronic malnutrition, and so stopped at the age of 11 years, all growth processes in his body which caused that he still just measuring 1.43 m, which tries to compensate by high-heeled shoes, but he always
Alan86 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Viva La Gloria?: Apparently, Billie Joe forgot he had already stolen Coldplay's song and then ripped it off again so he did it one more time by purposely putting the same track on the record twice
Tubbie Head Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 ohhh.. I thought it was about the Canadian Idiot by. Weird Al Yankovic!!
Maddy. Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Ahh the German was great. The Time Of Your Life reference was brill
Princess Consuela Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 I'm literally looking up everyone and everything on that site that comes to my mind Epic.
TAR Posted October 11, 2009 Author Posted October 11, 2009 I had never even seen the 21st Century Breakdown article before. My favorite part was definitely, "Thinking fast, they called an old washed up guy named Butch Sony, it used to be Butch Vig but he sold his last name for advertising. Butch was glad to move into the studio and out of the cardboard box he had been living in. When he asked the band what they intended to do they shrugged their shoulders. Butch suggested that they should write a song, but Billie Joe said that was way too difficult and that they would just steal one."Also in case anyone is interested, Uncyclopedia This one's Bad Religion if anyone likes them, Uncyclopedia
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 ^ I liked this:StorySo apparently there is a story in here. Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking exploded trying to figure it out, but I'll give it a shot I guess. So we start out in the 21st Century and everything's great, then bam everybody gets herpes and forgets their enemies. Next thing you know some emo chick named Gloria is running around cutting herself because she hates the seasons, then a guy gets a lobotomy. Then Christian is filled with seething rage so he writes a heartfelt love song, then Jesus makes him angrier. Then he goes out and buys a Pacemaker, but mistakenly reads the label. All of the sudden all of the chicks in America die except one so she is forced to breed endlessly in the Murder City, this causes Christian to run around screaming Gloria? Then Obama tries to change health-care, and everyone is forced to eat prescription drugs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Next the couple plays a friendly game of Horseshoes and Hangrenades because they can't see a thing in the Static Age. Then the cops shoot twenty-one guns at everyone so they sing the American Eulogy, then the sun blows up and their is a big light. The obvious message of it all is: Don't be born in the 21st century, and if you were, (mistake or not) please commit suicide, so you do not have to listen to this album.
JHyena86 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Wow. Just wow. That was amazing.After they created Canadian Idiot, American Make-up models The Jonas Brothers called Green Day "...big meanheads that shouldn't sell music to four year old girls". Billie Joe Armstrong responded that Green Day wasn't targeting that demographic, but the Jonas Sisters (following their sex change) weren't happy. They showed up in the Bay Area with what appeared to be guns and broke into Green Day's house. The Jonas Sisters fired their water guns at Green Day and then were subsequently shot and killed by Tre Cool. Instead of convicting him of murder a Grand Jury thanked Tre Cool and awarded him a medal of honor for ending the Jonas Sisters monopoly on the make up industry. Three five year olds were upset.*sigh* in a perfect world...
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