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^Aw, you can't forget Maddy! And Kryssi has joined in as well. :happy:

But it's hilarious! Absolutly ROFL worthy! If they get this, they will die. Are you going to keep adding to it?

And your name is Ellen, right? I'm terrible with names!

Rumor: Billie Joanna was at the Macy's Day Parade. Didn't you see her? Oh. Well, she was there, being her whore-self, and the police were like, "Wow, that's some whore. We must stop her before her vagina explodes!" So they chased after her, trying to arrest her, but Billie Joanna ran away. She has quick feet. She hid in one of the large balloons. I believe it was of Dora, Dora, Dora, the Explorer. She's hiding out there until tonight. Sshhhhh, don't tell anyone.

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^LOL I LOVE YOU SARAH.

Oh, and Ellen:

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TAKE THAT. OH. WHAT NOW.

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^Have I told you I love you? Because I do.

Moi? Spank ya :wub:

They were lucky they were able to concieve their daughter, Trenesmee

OMFG. <3

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They were lucky they were able to concieve their daughter, Trenesmee

I read that as Tresemme the first time I saw it then thought to myself "I've been putting Tre and Mike's child in my hair :cry:"

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Woow, just read the highlights there

you guys are hilariously insane!

i bow down to you true masters of your craft

Thank you :cool: xD

I just saw the highlights we're going to have thrown at Green Day.

We are actually insane, and I love you all for it.

Now all that's needed is the Swan Lake picture, a huge one of Will Ferrell, the Daylight Saga and any others I've forgotten about.

Again - insane :wub:

I need a rumour/fact... Tré hangs his ball on his Christmas tree, it's now all glittery like a disco ball.

Mike puts Billie's PD on the top of his tree.

Billie Joanna sits on hers because, let's face it, she's short enough to pass for one of those angels people put on their trees.

MAJOR. LOL.

Joey: Mom, where is dad?

yes, he calls her dad

Addie: Oh, he's already in the tree...

yes, she calls her HE

Billie Joanna: SOMEONE PUT ME DOWN!!!!! :cry:

OMG, ELLEN, YOU PUT THE TRUE LYRICS TO MURDER CITY! :wub: I'm so proud of that creation sheet of paper I found :wub: We just need someone to record the moment and someone who force them to read the highlights out loud :D

NOTICE: I'M ADDING EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD TO MY EMPTY-FRIEND-LIST XD

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NOTICE: I'M ADDING EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD TO MY EMPTY-FRIEND-LIST XD

:D

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^Aw, you can't forget Maddy! And Kryssi has joined in as well. :happy:

But it's hilarious! Absolutly ROFL worthy! If they get this, they will die. Are you going to keep adding to it?

And your name is Ellen, right? I'm terrible with names!

Rumor: Billie Joanna was at the Macy's Day Parade. Didn't you see her? Oh. Well, she was there, being her whore-self, and the police were like, "Wow, that's some whore. We must stop her before her vagina explodes!" So they chased after her, trying to arrest her, but Billie Joanna ran away. She has quick feet. She hid in one of the large balloons. I believe it was of Dora, Dora, Dora, the Explorer. She's hiding out there until tonight. Sshhhhh, don't tell anyone.

I just added Maddy and Kryssi now. :)

Yeah I'll keep adding to it.

Yes, my name's Ellen

hahaha LOL

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I heard that Billie works on that streets at night, not only as as a pink haired whore,

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but as Two Dolla Bill, the extraordinary rapper.

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I just added Maddy and Kryssi now. :)

Yeah I'll keep adding to it.

Yes, my name's Ellen

hahaha LOL

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:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: xOver 9000

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:eyebrows:

Okay I'll be back with more rumors.

I need breakfast and coffee.

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And Green Day will talk about these awesome rumors in interviews and stuff. (ga)

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When Billie Joanna drinks orange mocha frapuccino, she gets drunk and starts having sex with strangers for NO MONEY. That's why she can't go to starbucks anymore.

And Green Day will talk about these awesome rumors in interviews and stuff. (ga)

Interviewer: What's the weirdest thing you've heard about yourself?

Billie: Oh, well, some crazy teenagers seems to think that I'm a woman, who's called Billie Joanna and works on the street, and that I have a prosthetic dick, which is an absolute li....

Interviewer: OMG, WHAT'S THAT THING ON THE FLOOR!

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When Billie Joanna drinks orange mocha frapuccino, she gets drunk and starts having sex with strangers for NO MONEY. That's why she can't go to starbucks anymore.

Interviewer: What's the weirdest thing you've heard about yourself?

Billie: Oh, well, some crazy teenagers seems to think that I'm a woman, who's called Billie Joanna and works on the street, and that I have a prosthetic dick, which is an absolute li....

Interviewer: OMG, WHAT'S THAT THING ON THE FLOOR!

LOLOLOLOL

That first one is going in.

and ROFLROFLROFL. That's exactly what will happen and we will all be like 'OMGZZZ WE MADE THOSE UP BiLLIE JOANNA!"

Someone should shout that out to him when they see himher on the streets.

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LOLOLOLOL

That first one is going in.

and ROFLROFLROFL. That's exactly what will happen and we will all be like 'OMGZZZ WE MADE THOSE UP BiLLIE JOANNA!"

Someone should shout that out to him when they see himher on the streets.

yay, now i can go to study in peace :D (i don't want to :cry:)

BTW, did i tell you that i love your sig? :wub: ERIC :wub:

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Billie has more aliases than P.Diddy.

I can't keep up with them all :o

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LMFAOOOOO

I want to steal BlowJob's PD :shifty:

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LMFAOOOOO

I want to steal BlowJob's PD :shifty:

Who wouldn't? it does so much!

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Now I know if I ever see Billie on the street, I'm going to yell, "I don't have any money, so here's an orange mocha frapuccino!"

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yay, now i can go to study in peace :D (i don't want to :cry:)

BTW, did i tell you that i love your sig? :wub: ERIC :wub:

:lol:

Yeah, I think you did, but you can never have enought Eric love :wub:

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Who wouldn't? it does so much!

The tweets that come from Billie are actually from the PD.

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The tweets that come from Billie are actually from the PD.

LOL

I just imagined Billie standing over a keyboard, banging his knob against it.

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