Chelsea Hotel Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 we got her before, when we first discussed that Tré is intersexual, like her BTW, Tré had his new kid... For some reason, is tall and have blue eyes. Ruri and Billie are with a huge depression right now.Tall with blue eyes, eh?That hussy!
LetItBeHappy Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 'Tis a play. Also the basis for the Lion King. The young prince must defeat his uncle, who kills the prince's father and marries his mother.Polonius?THAT ONE! it's been a while since I read that book.Tall with blue eyes, eh?That hussy!yeah, and have fangs and sideburns EDIT: THERE IS AN ANONYMUS USER! BILLIE JOANNA IS READING THIS
Plisken Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Well, I heard that The Reverend Strychnine Twitch isn't Billie Joe in disguise, but the love child of Billie's left testicle and a bottly of whisky
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^I see.Rumor: Billie Joanna has porn of Mike and Tre in her Blackberry.
newsflash777 Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^I see.Rumor: Billie Joanna has porn of Mike and Tre in her Blackberry.She does, I saw it when she put her phone down to give White a blowjob.
Kryssi. Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Ahh shit, I came up with something really epic earlier... dammit, now I can't remember.
LetItBeHappy Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Lady GaGa stole Billie Joanna's PD.no, the true lyrics to murder city proofs us that it was Mike (A.K.A. Scar)
Sarahnade. Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Lady GaGa stole Billie Joanna's PD.Gaga is Billie's prosthetic dick. She transforms into dicks all the time.
LetItBeHappy Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Gaga is Billie's prosthetic dick. She transforms into dicks all the time.I'm SO quoting that EDIT: Done it
newsflash777 Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Gaga is everyone's dick, to say the very least.
Sarahnade. Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^Well said. I absolutley adore Gaga and her penis-changing ways!I'm SO quoting that EDIT: Done it
LetItBeHappy Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 *new idea from the Green Day References thread*Billie Joanna lost her virginity in an Armatage Shanks toilet.now I can go to bed
Sarahnade. Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^LOL. She actually lost it inside the toilet. She's so tiny, she can fit in there. But who did she lose her virginity to? It would have to be with someone equally small, or someone who can shrink in size. OH, she lost it to Gaga! She transformed into a penis that could fit in the toilet with Billie Joanna.I'm really tired, if you can't tell.
newsflash777 Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^LOL. She actually lost it inside the toilet. She's so tiny, she can fit in there. But who did she lose her virginity to? It would have to be with someone equally small, or someone who can shrink in size. OH, she lost it to Gaga! She transformed into a penis that could fit in the toilet with Billie Joanna.I'm really tired, if you can't tell. Yeah, it had to have been Gaga. Or it could have been Miley Cyrus's face, much like a chode.
Modern Zero. Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Wow....this thread has 75 pages!?!?! Last time I checked, it was at like.....page 10....
Sarahnade. Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^There are just so many gosh darn rumors out there! It's not like we're making ones up about Billie Joanna being a DJ/prostitute, Mike having a large clitoris, and Tre being trisexual! No way, Jose!
newsflash777 Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^There are just so many gosh darn rumors out there! It's not like we're making ones up about Billie Joanna being a DJ/prostitute, Mike having a large clitoris, and Tre being trisexual! No way, Jose!Never
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 So, wait, did her virginity, like, fall out while she was on the toilet? And she was like, "Ew, it's been in the toilet, I'm not fishing it out!"...I should go to bed.
Sarahnade. Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 ^ No, she had sex IN the toilet with Lady Gaga, who transformed into a penis! Like when Spongebob is hiding from that guy that wants to beat him up, so he hides inside the toilet? It's the same thing, except they were having intercorse and Billie isn't a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. As far as I know, at least.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Oh. Well. Alright, then....I'm at a loss here. That may be the best rumor of all time.
heartscollide Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 GUYSS! :woot: I reached the end!I'm done copying and pasting all our rumors!I have 3 full pages
gabbag Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 GUYSS! :woot: I reached the end!I'm done copying and pasting all our rumors!I have 3 full pages YAY! 3 pages of awesomeness
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 GUYSS! :woot: I reached the end!I'm done copying and pasting all our rumors!I have 3 full pages YAAAAYYYY!What's in there? Could you give us an overview of what they'll be reading?
heartscollide Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 YAAAAYYYY!What's in there? Could you give us an overview of what they'll be reading?ummm, idk.I'm editing it now and taking out things that won't catch their eye/aren't very funny.I'll screen cap it nowwzz.
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