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Wait.. so you've decided Joey knows about the PD?

You probably can't live with someone your entire life and not know about something like that, right? It'd come up sooner or later. Maybe he was snooping in Billie's closet one day and found it.

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This is like a huge fanfiction. xD (ew)

You probably can't live with someone your entire life and not know about something like that, right? It'd come up sooner or later. Maybe he was snooping in Billie's closet one day and found it.

next to a freshly baked cookie and an ironed shirt.

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He could even have sex with himself.

Rumour: Tré is the mother and father of his children. He has all the parts for it.

that would explain why his/her kids are just like him/her.

Rumour: I found a piece of paper with the true lyrics of murder city. The lyrics were written by Mike, and they went like this:

DESPERATE! But not dickless

I'm not useless with Billie's prosthetic dick!

DESPERATE! But not girly

Billie can't know that I stole his dick.

Billie's crying on the bathroom

and I can't find the fuckin superglue

There is a BIG splash of superglue over it, so I'm not sure what's next.

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that would explain why his/her kids are just like him/her.

Rumour: I found a piece of paper with the true lyrics of murder city. The lyrics were written by Mike, and they went like this:

DESPERATE! But not dickless

I'm not useless with Billie's prosthetic dick!

DESPERATE! But not girly

Billie can't know that I stole his dick.

Billie's crying on the bathroom

and I can't find the fuckin superglue

There is a BIG splash of superglue over it, so I'm not sure what's next.

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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This is like a huge fanfiction. xD (ew)

.

admit it, you'd read it.

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next to a freshly baked cookie and an ironed shirt.

Hahaha :D

that would explain why his/her kids are just like him/her.

Rumour: I found a piece of paper with the true lyrics of murder city. The lyrics were written by Mike, and they went like this:

DESPERATE! But not dickless

I'm not useless with Billie's prosthetic dick!

DESPERATE! But not girly

Billie can't know that I stole his dick.

Billie's crying on the bathroom

and I can't find the fuckin superglue

There is a BIG splash of superglue over it, so I'm not sure what's next.

Yes! :lol:

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admit it, you'd read it.

Most definitely.

But most fan fics scare me. Hella creepy.

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This is like a huge fanfiction. xD (ew)

This is why we should publish a book!

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that would explain why his/her kids are just like him/her.

Rumour: I found a piece of paper with the true lyrics of murder city. The lyrics were written by Mike, and they went like this:

DESPERATE! But not dickless

I'm not useless with Billie's prosthetic dick!

DESPERATE! But not girly

Billie can't know that I stole his dick.

Billie's crying on the bathroom

and I can't find the fuckin superglue

There is a BIG splash of superglue over it, so I'm not sure what's next.

lmao!! :lol:

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that would explain why his/her kids are just like him/her.

Rumour: I found a piece of paper with the true lyrics of murder city. The lyrics were written by Mike, and they went like this:

DESPERATE! But not dickless

I'm not useless with Billie's prosthetic dick!

DESPERATE! But not girly

Billie can't know that I stole his dick.

Billie's crying on the bathroom

and I can't find the fuckin superglue

There is a BIG splash of superglue over it, so I'm not sure what's next.

LOLOLOLOL

and also ROFLLOLLMAO @ all the past rumors I'm reading atm. :lol:

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This is why we should publish a book!

We should! It would be the best book of all time :D

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Rumour: I found a piece of paper with the true lyrics of murder city. The lyrics were written by Mike, and they went like this:

DESPERATE! But not dickless

I'm not useless with Billie's prosthetic dick!

DESPERATE! But not girly

Billie can't know that I stole his dick.

Billie's crying on the bathroom

and I can't find the fuckin superglue

There is a BIG splash of superglue over it, so I'm not sure what's next.

Are you absolutely sure that's superglue?

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We should! It would be the best book of all time :D

it would be a best seller, and then Warner would make a movie of it. Unfortunately, Elijah Wood will reject the role of Billie Joanna, and he's the only actor of her size :(

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Are you absolutely sure that's superglue?

My bad. :ninja:

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We should! It would be the best book of all time :D

i can see it flying off the shelves now!!

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Are you absolutely sure that's superglue?

sadly, not... i wonder what would happen if i took some of this "superglue" and put it on a ovum?

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Are you absolutely sure that's superglue?

It's cum. It's just really sticky.

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sadly, not... i wonder what would happen if i took some of this "superglue" and put it on a ovum?

You could grow your own Leonard Nimoy Billie Joanna!

/thebigbangtheory

It's cum. It's just really sticky.

Oh. Not surprising,

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Are you absolutely sure that's superglue?

Hahaha but who's is it then?

it would be a best seller, and then Warner would make a movie of it. Unfortunately, Elijah Wood will reject the role of Billie Joanna, and he's the only actor of her size :(

Hahaha someone will just have to stand on their knees and pretend the are short

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I'm feeling out of whack with you guys, it's moving so fast!

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You could grow your own Leonard Nimoy Billie Joanna!

/thebigbangtheory

I LOVE THAT EPISODE :lol: "Look, Leonard, Sheldon is hugging me!" "It's a saturnalia miracle!" xD

/endofbigbangtheoryteeniemoment

ehm... rumours... Johnny Depp was the one chosen to play Billie Joanna's role in the movie of our book. The director will now have to find really tall actors so Depp looks shorter.

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Hahaha but who's is it then?

Tre's. He's the only one with functioning male genitals. Mike has a clit and Billie is a woman.

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I'm feeling out of whack with you guys, it's moving so fast!

me too and i cant be bothered to read through them all lol

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Tre's. He's the only one with functioning male genitals. Mike has a clit and Billie is a woman.

Oh, thats why I was wondering :D I was thinking maybe Billies PD is getting even more high tech

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Guys, I love you :wub: I don't know how i survived without you this weekend, i missed you all :cry:

EDIT: I own this page :)

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