gabbag Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Whose sperm was on it? Mike's? Oh, wait, he has a clitoris. Jason White?Yea that is the only reason he plays with them, not because they want a fuller sound, but because he wants to stay with all his children and father them
greendaygal89 Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Whose sperm was on it? Mike's? Oh, wait, he has a clitoris. Jason White?my sperm lol
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Yea that is the only reason he plays with them, not because they want a fuller sound, but because he wants to stay with all his children and father themHe's got about a squillion kids by now, between the three of them.
gabbag Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 He's got about a squillion kids by now, between the three of them.Yeaa the older ones make up the majority of the stage crew and tbh that is the only reason the shows sell out, because all of their children go to every show
Maddy. Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Original lyrics to All The Time:Time flies when you work like a slut, salud. dudududu
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Rumor: Billie Joanna's teenage years were the basis for the Academy Award-winning film Juno. They just added the character of Paulie Bleeker to stand in for the Prosthetic Dick.
Maddy. Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 The Prosthetic Dick is so high tech, it can breast-feed.
gabbag Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 The Prosthetic Dick is so high tech, it can breast-feed.Haha ngl that would be quite creepy, the babies would look like they were giving bjs (to DJ BJ)
Maddy. Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 The PD is bendable, so it is a very enjoyable dildo/babymaker. That's why there's so many crew members.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 The Prosthetic Dick is so high tech, it can breast-feed.It's also a Diaper Genie and baby monitor.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 And it can shoot t'shirts.And toilet paper.
Maddy. Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 And toilet paper.And lots and lots and lots of sperm.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 And lots and lots and lots of sperm.It just does everything, doesn't it?
Maddy. Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 It just does everything, doesn't it?Yeah, it even irons your clothes.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Yeah, it even irons your clothes.Awesome.
Maddy. Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 It sure is. It also makes chocolate chip cookies and serves them warm.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Mmm. Rumor: Mike had an abortion last year. The father was a tall, dark and handsome stranger he met outside a bar in Los Angeles.
Maddy. Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Mmm. Rumor: Mike had an abortion last year. The father was a tall, dark and handsome stranger he met outside a bar in Los Angeles.Oh, you mean Kanye West?
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 Oh, you mean Kanye West?I don't think Kanye West is very tall.
Maddy. Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 I don't think Kanye West is very tall.Or handsome...
Maddy. Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 LOLOLOLOL. I love you guys. :wub:We love you back.
heartscollide Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 We love you back. I'm pretty sure I made up another one when I was supposed to be studying...It had something to do with them being robots and running on coffee. :/
-Billiejoezee- Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 that billie will play some FHT songs on monday. for me
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