What is the craziest rumour you have heard about GD?

[greendaygal89]

HYSTEEEERIA! DICK HYSTEEEERIAAA!!

and

I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN A DICKLESS WORLD

xD

these are my fav GD lyrics now lol

[LetItBeHappy]

Could not stop laughing

Billie joe and Wriona Rider dated. I mean she did dte Tre Cool, You never know

so Winona Rider is a man O.o

NEW RUMOUR: Courtney Love is one of the most frequent clients of Billie Joanna

[BIBARAGURORIA]

Rumor: Mike has a huge dick.

One of the best comments:

When Tre goes "I see it every fucking night" I cant stop getting the mental image of Mike just parading around naked for the single purpose of making sure no one forgets about the fact that he has a huge cock.

Of course, we all know that he really has a huge vagina.

[LetItBeHappy]

Rumor: Mike has a huge dick.

One of the best comments:

When Tre goes "I see it every fucking night" I cant stop getting the mental image of Mike just parading around naked for the single purpose of making sure no one forgets about the fact that he has a huge cock.

Of course, we all know that he really has a huge vagina.

HE'S THE ONE WHO STOLE BILLIE'S PROSTHETIC DICK! O.o

[BIBARAGURORIA]

HE'S THE ONE WHO STOLE BILLIE'S PROSTHETIC DICK! O.o

But Billie Joanna's prosthetic dick is tiny! Unless Mike added some silicone or something to make it bigger...

[Tashidge]

Sing us a song about my dick, that's faker than Tré's second ball. The era of transexuals and intersexuals, that are leading us to the dick's land. Tell us a story that I won't forget, 'cause I'll lose my dignity and my cock. They're playing the song about my dick, of BlowJobs and whores and cheapeness(?). Tell me a story into that small dick. Sing us a song for it.

that was found on Billie Joanna's trash on 2003 They also found:

HYSTEEEERIA! DICK HYSTEEEERIAAA!!

and

I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN A DICKLESS WORLD

xD

LMFAO! You're amazing.

We need to sing these songs somewhere she can hear us all. Then she can come out on stage and be no longer afraid of hiding her secret.

[LetItBeHappy]

But Billie Joanna's prosthetic dick is tiny! Unless Mike added some silicone or something to make it bigger...

it's expandible, but Billie Joanna is so antitechnological that never learn how to use it.

LMFAO! You're amazing.

We need to sing these songs somewhere she can hear us all. Then she can come out on stage and be no longer afraid of hiding her secret.

I know Kidding xD If they ever come here, I'm gonna sing "DICK HYSTERIA" and convince everyone around to do it too xD

[Sarahnade.]

If I get pulled up on stage, I'll ask Billie how he's coping with the death of his prosthetic dick. And if Mike stole it or not. And why he won't release his prosthetic dick songs. I'd seriously do it, just to see the priceless look on his face. I'd die from rolf'ing.

[LetItBeHappy]

If I get pulled up on stage, I'll ask Billie how he's coping with the death of his prosthetic dick. And if Mike stole it or not. And why he won't release his prosthetic dick songs. I'd seriously do it, just to see the priceless look on his face. I'd die from rolf'ing.

i'll do it too if they ever come and i get pulled xD It should be something like this:

but a thousand times worst xD

[BIBARAGURORIA]

If I get pulled up on stage, I'll ask Billie how he's coping with the death of his prosthetic dick. And if Mike stole it or not. And why he won't release his prosthetic dick songs. I'd seriously do it, just to see the priceless look on his face. I'd die from rolf'ing.

If/when I see them in concert, I want to make a sign that says "Show us your vag, Billie!"

[Chelsea Hotel]

Mike's clitoris is so big it looks like a dick.

...dear God I am disgusted.

Anyway, rumor: Billie's favorite sex toy is named Christian.

[LetItBeHappy]

Mike's clitoris is so big it looks like a dick.

...dear God I am disgusted.

Anyway, rumor: Billie's favorite sex toy is named Christian.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They play rols. Billie is Gloria during those games

[gabbag]

If I get pulled up on stage, I'll ask Billie how he's coping with the death of his prosthetic dick. And if Mike stole it or not. And why he won't release his prosthetic dick songs. I'd seriously do it, just to see the priceless look on his face. I'd die from rolf'ing.

Haha and another positive thing is he probably wouldnt forget you

[Chelsea Hotel]

Haha and another positive thing is he probably wouldnt forget you

Maybe he would twitter about you!

"some girl asked me about my vagina. what the hell??--billie j"

[Sarahnade.]

^Yes!

And, Biba, MAKE THAT SIGN.

I would, but I'll be too busy dressed up as a Twinkie, holding a sign saying, "I can sing Longview better than BJA." Maybe I could add, (Who has a vag) or something, aha.

[Chelsea Hotel]

Make sure you refer to him as Blow Job at least once!

[gabbag]

Maybe he would twitter about you!

"some girl asked me about my vagina. what the hell??--billie j"

Hahaha that would be great! Although then other people might start getting suspicious and I dont think he wants everyone to know his secret

And as DJ BJ!

[BIBARAGURORIA]

And, Biba, MAKE THAT SIGN.

If my mom magically wins the lottery or something and I'm lucky enough to be close enough so that she'll see it, I will.

EDIT: I MEANT SHE'LL, SEE I EDITED IT.

[Sarahnade.]

OMG. If Billie twattered about me or one of you, I'd die. That would be awesome!

If my mom magically wins the lottery or something and I'm lucky enough to be close enough so that he'll see it, I will.

Aw. If you can't, I'll try to do it. And when she asks me what the fuck, I'll tell her it was Biba's idea. And she'll probably still be confused, and I'll just shake my head at her.

I can just imagine our conversation. "Why do you think I have a vagina?" "Uh, because you're a woman." "Uh..no." "Uh..yeah, Billie. Yeah." "Psh." "Psh yourself."

EDIT: SHIT, I CALLED HER A 'HIM' TOO. HER, HER, HER, SHE, SHE, SHE.

[LetItBeHappy]

Maybe he would twitter about you!

"some girl asked me about my vagina. what the hell??--billie j"

then the first Mike's twatt: "some girl said that i stole BJ's prosthetic dick... how the fuck does she know that?!"

[Chelsea Hotel]

I want Mike to twat so badly I can taste it. It tastes good.

Rumor: Mike is afraid of computers. It's a serious problem.

This post is the bastard of 1969.

[BIBARAGURORIA]

I want Mike to twat so badly I can taste it. It tastes good.

Maybe he's not going to twat at all? I mean, how long have we been waiting?

[gabbag]

^That rumor has to be true, or else why wouldnt he tweet for his lovely fans? I have tweeted him multiple times to tell him to tweet, I one time said Dear Micheal Dirnt, Don't tell the others, but you have always been my favorite. Please twat so it can remain that way. Love Gabrielle

Maybe he's not going to twat at all? I mean, how long have we been waiting?

How could you say such a thing! He will twat! He will!

[Sarahnade.]

Michael HAS to twat. Seriously. Just has to.

[Chelsea Hotel]

Maybe he's not going to twat at all? I mean, how long have we been waiting?

Failure is not an option.

I would be so sad. Next time I go see them, I'll bring a sign: "Mike needs to tweet!"