What is the craziest rumour you have heard about GD?

[Chelsea Hotel]

He IS a woman. But in denial, so if you grabbed his genetils, he'll just say "Oh, I was wearing a cup, it's for PROTECT FROM PERVERTS LIKE YOU" -runs off stage- Then Mike will say "oh sorry about that, Billie has PMS atm"

Why else would his name be spelled B-I-L-L-I-E instead of B-I-L-L-Y?

Rumor: Billie inspired Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." The title was changed to avoid a lawsuit.

[gabbag]

Why else would his name be spelled B-I-L-L-I-E instead of B-I-L-L-Y?

Rumor: Billie inspired Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." The title was changed to avoid a lawsuit.

Hahaha I love this rumor! And no one can disprove it now! Poor Billie MJ wouldnt love him

[Sarahnade.]

LOLOLOLOL CHELSSICA. I've thought that about his name being with an 'IE' too. Everytime I hear Billie Jean, I'm like, "Billie Joe IS my lover!"

[heartscollide]

I knew a girl called Billie from Primary School

[Sarahnade.]

He IS a woman. But in denial, so if you grabbed his genetils, he'll just say "Oh, I was wearing a cup, it's for PROTECT FROM PERVERTS LIKE YOU" -runs off stage- Then Mike will say "oh sorry about that, Billie has PMS atm"

And when MJ died I got SO scared that a Green Day member would die because it was on the news like, 24/7 and whenever I thought about it I would tear up :cry:

And that would prove that he was a woman! And I'd race off stage to where Billie fled and laugh in his womanly face. HAH-HAH, BILLIE JOE. YOU WOMAN.

I love you Billie, sorry. You're just such an easy target! Please don't get all bitchy like the PMS'ed woman you are!

And, I thought that too! MJ, Farah Faucet - everyone was dying, and celebrities die in threes, and I got all paranoid something would happen to them. I hate that feeling. I always think I'm going to come on GDA and see some bad news.

[gabbag]

I knew a girl called Billie from Primary School

Precisely, the error wasnt the spelling of his name, it was the figuring out his

her?

gender

[Chelsea Hotel]

LOLOLOLOL CHELSSICA. I've thought that about his name being with an 'IE' too. Everytime I hear Billie Jean, I'm like, "Billie Joe IS my lover!"

I was once in a car riding with some friends who also love Green Day, and Billie Jean came on the radio.

I don't think I need to tell you how much fun we had singing "Billie Joe is not my lover, he's just a boy who thinks that I AM THE ONE!"

[blitzkriegdeb]

It's actually a little known fact that it's actually Billie Joanna, the doctor just spilled coffee on the birth certificate.

[Chelsea Hotel]

And, I thought that too! MJ, Farah Faucet - everyone was dying, and celebrities die in threes, and I got all paranoid something would happen to them. I hate that feeling. I always think I'm going to come on GDA and see some bad news.

That one week where everyone was dying I had a dream that my mom called me into the living room to tell me that Billie Joe had died. I woke up and immediately went onto GDA--and then spent a few days worrying that maybe I'd seen the future. Worst dream ever.

[Sarahnade.]

It's actually a little known fact that it's actually Billie Joanna, the doctor just spilled coffee on the birth certificate.

And wiped away the "N-N-A" and the first "A" ended up looking like an "E" and his parents just went with it. They thought it sounded pretty. Like a girl.

[Chelsea Hotel]

New rumor: Billie is a hermaphrodite/intersex. It's why he has a girl's name.

[gabbag]

Haha Billie is going to come onto this site one day and be like They have discovered all of my secrets! What shall I do now?!?!

edit: omg! So that is why he is so short!

[Sarahnade.]

That one week where everyone was dying I had a dream that my mom called me into the living room to tell me that Billie Joe had died. I woke up and immediately went onto GDA--and then spent a few days worrying that maybe I'd seen the future. Worst dream ever.

I've had a few dreams where Billie has died. That I went on GDA, and some headline about him dying, and I bawled. And raced in to see it being talked about on the news. And then I just wake up, and for a few moments think it's real. I hate dreams like that.

[Chelsea Hotel]

I've had a few dreams where Billie has died. That I went on GDA, and some headline about him dying, and I bawled. And raced in to see it being talked about on the news. And then I just wake up, and for a few moments think it's real. I hate dreams like that.

I hate that! I was almost crying after I had my dream. My heart was pounding. My mom kept asking what was wrong but I couldn't talk until I saw that everything was okay.

[Sarahnade.]

^Yeah! And you feel so ridiculous. And after you realize it's just a silly dream, you still want to cry because you feel so stupid. Eventually, you can have a little laugh about it. But not really.

Rumor: Billie Joe is obsessed with GDC and lurks 24/7. He can't be arsed to make an account. If he did, I'm sure it'd be I'm_Billie_Joe_Yknow?

Make sure to be vigilant of all guests. It may be him.

[blitzkriegdeb]

Rumor: Billie dressed up as a girl for Halloween and was rejected trick-or-treating because nobody thought he was wearing a costume.

[Chelsea Hotel]

^Yeah! And you feel so ridiculous. And after you realize it's just a silly dream, you still want to cry because you feel so stupid. Eventually, you can have a little laugh about it. But not really.

I felt like such an ass. My mom told me I worried too much. But still, that's really scary, you know?

[parinaz]

I've had a few dreams where Billie has died. That I went on GDA, and some headline about him dying, and I bawled. And raced in to see it being talked about on the news. And then I just wake up, and for a few moments think it's real. I hate dreams like that.

and GDA is becoming the official site.

[heartscollide]

^Yeah! And you feel so ridiculous. And after you realize it's just a silly dream, you still want to cry because you feel so stupid. Eventually, you can have a little laugh about it. But not really.

Rumor: Billie Joe is obsessed with GDC and lurks 24/7. He can't be arsed to make an account. If he did, I'm sure it'd be I'm_Billie_Joe_Yknow?

Make sure to be vigilant of all guests. It may be him.

BEST RUMOR EVER. THIS IS THE TRUTH. He is lurking right now.

HI BILLIE.

[Tashidge]

Rumor: Billie Joe is obsessed with GDC and lurks 24/7. He can't be arsed to make an account. If he did, I'm sure it'd be I'm_Billie_Joe_Yknow?

Make sure to be vigilant of all guests. It may be him.

He reads this thread and despairs that we know all of his secrets. He'll probably see us all at a show, scream and run away to do some PMS style sobbing.

[Maddy.]

You're calling him Blow Job like in my story.

LMFAO!

New rumor: Billie and Tré have had twelve kids. 6 were inside Billie, and 6 inside Tré. They are all hidden in Billie's basement. Now they're expecting a new baby, so that's why Billie moved, to get a bigger basement xD

I wonder who is the mother of this one

I knew Billie had a uterus!

Why else would his name be spelled B-I-L-L-I-E instead of B-I-L-L-Y?

Rumor: Billie inspired Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." The title was changed to avoid a lawsuit.

:lol:

I love you guys. xD

[giantbbtstraw789]

Billie does have a penis, it's just detachable.

[Maddy.]

Billie does have a penis, it's just detachable.

lololololololololololol I just died

-> to mah sig

[Maddy.]

Hayley Williams unscrewed Tre's ball because she thought it was a lightbulb.

[Juliette]

why do they say that??

He was going on about how it's "racist to americans" - clearly not the right word but like discrimination I guess is what he meant Cause AI is like slagging off all Americans in his eyes. Aaand cause of the "sit down all the black girls" thing. I tried explaining but he is very stubborn.

Also lololol about Billie actually being a woman - all the clues point to it!

And. Why is he DJ BJ ?