TheBullwinkle Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 Ohhh yeah. And Ellen Page for Gloria. Billie, Billie, Billie. We all know I'd play Gloria. Sorry, Ellen.You'd definitely be better than fucking Juno. How I hate that girl.
Sarahnade. Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 ^Thanks! Apprarently, Billie is a child abuser. It's just a joke, but when I saw the title on Google, I wondered what people were smoking.
evan331 Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 From groupiedirt.com:GREEN DAYGreen Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong has the smallest penis of any rock star we know about. Billie's "little willy" is only about 3 inches. Meanwhile, drummer Tre Cool been described as a "sexual deviant." .Not sure how true that is, but I find it funny. <_<
TheBullwinkle Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 From groupiedirt.com:GREEN DAYGreen Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong has the smallest penis of any rock star we know about. Billie's "little willy" is only about 3 inches. Meanwhile, drummer Tre Cool been described as a "sexual deviant." .Not sure how true that is, but I find it funny. <_<I've seen that before. Both make me laugh my ass off. The first is true, and the second probably is, too.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 I may or may have not stated on Mikes wiki profile that he in infact Lord of the Muttonchops.Occupations Musician, Songwriter, Bassist, Lord of the Mutton ChopsI love you. Seriously.
Supermodel*Robot Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 You'd definitely be better than fucking Juno. How I hate that girl. I love her. I think she'd own as Gloria.
TheBullwinkle Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 I may or may have not stated on Mikes wiki profile that he in infact Lord of the Muttonchops.I LOLed so hard, and then went straight to Wikipedia to see if it was still there, and then continued to LOL even harder.
valentinesandcigs Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 Rumor: Tre Cool is a porn star.i thought tre was really a porn star i was bored look at mikes wiki page last sentence on his biography. they took it down :down:
Guest Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 .Question on your sig..where and how can i join the Mass Voting Hysteria Club ?
amy_runs Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 From groupiedirt.com:GREEN DAYGreen Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong has the smallest penis of any rock star we know about. Billie's "little willy" is only about 3 inches. Meanwhile, drummer Tre Cool been described as a "sexual deviant." .Not sure how true that is, but I find it funny. <_<........what about Mike?
JHyena86 Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 I may or may have not stated on Mikes wiki profile that he in infact Lord of the Muttonchops.That's not a rumor. It's totally true. How many OTHER guys can pull those things off and still look sexy?After a long week of non stop obbssesive fan voting on Fuses Best of '09, Things went horribley wrong after a Paramore fan encountered Billie Joe Armostrong Mike says "It was horrible" these were mikes only words to describe the horrifying scene, what happen today will not be forgoten, The Band (Green Day) was shopping at Hot Topic when Alie Somas saw Billie Joe, and pushed him to the ground, and grabbed a stud belt and started beating Billie Joe, Small 120 punds Billie Joe had no way of defending agains a 190 pound paramonster.store manager quickly dialed 911, and called the security.Tre says "I saw this coming" when the security guards approached the scene Billie was found badly beaten,mike quickly covered Billie with a quilt, the store manager did not charge the band for the quilt. security quickly issued order 66, and shut down the malls main entrances, Police arrived and blocked Mall shoppers from leaving the parking lot. the paramonster was not found anywhere,a short while afterwards, detectives arrived at the scene, the store manager says, they took the stud belt for fingerprints. Although Alie was not found, police did find instructions on how to cheat on Fuses best of '09, detectives believe it belongs to Alie Somas, Parents of Alie Somas were contacted, they wish to stay anonymous at this point. Obama issued all states on state of emergency, he fears Green Day fans will riot the streets looking for Alie, he pleads to Alie Somas to turn herself in. Airport security has gone up 80%, Russia and other countries have closed any air traffic coming from the US to avoid any conflict. If that were true...
Mari91 Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 I may or may have not stated on Mikes wiki profile that he in infact Lord of the Muttonchops.you're amazing ^Thanks! Apprarently, Billie is a child abuser. It's just a joke, but when I saw the title on Google, I wondered what people were smoking.im enjoying the fact that that was written on MCR's website
heartscollide Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 Ohhh yeah. And Ellen Page for Gloria. Billie, Billie, Billie. We all know I'd play Gloria. Sorry, Ellen.I thought he was talking about me
amy_runs Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 I may or may have not stated on Mikes wiki profile that he in infact Lord of the Muttonchops.Okay, okay. So I finally decided to google "muttonchops"And all I have to say is LOL
heartscollide Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 ........what about Mike? I'm imagining his being HUGE.Just because he is so tall, and I've heard tall people are...big
parinaz Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 billie was/is romantically linked to Winona Ryder rofl
BIBARAGURORIA Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 I'm imagining his being HUGE.Just because he is so tall, and I've heard tall people are...bigI leave for a few days, and you're all talking about Mike's penis again.I'm so proud! Uhhhh...Green Day are going to make a Twilight parody, entitled Green Daylight. It will star Billie as Bella, or Billie Swan, who bitches about everything and speaks in an annoying valley girl type voice, Mike as Edward Cullen, speaking in monotone and covered in glitter, and Tre as Jacob Black, with a bad spray tan and ridiculously fake wig.Oh, how I wish it were true.
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 Question on your sig..where and how can i join the Mass Voting Hysteria Club ?As founder of the Mass Voting Hysteria Club, as long as you participated in the Green Day vs. Paramore battle of '09, you're in. And since I saw you in that thread, you're in! I leave for a few days, and you're all talking about Mike's penis again.This is getting sigged!
Sarahnade. Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 im enjoying the fact that that was written on MCR's websiteI know! Oh, the hilarity!I thought he was talking about me We'll have to compete for it!
BIBARAGURORIA Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 This is getting sigged!So we both sigged each other, and they both have something to do with Green Day's penises? Sweet!
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 So we both sigged each other, and they both have something to do with Green Day's penises? Sweet!We're so cool!
BIBARAGURORIA Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 We're so cool!We're penis buddies! Oh God, we need to come up with a rumor, don't we? UHHHHHH...
Chelsea Hotel Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 We're penis buddies! Oh God, we need to come up with a rumor, don't we? UHHHHHH...And we don't even have penises! Um. Rumors. OKAY I GOT ONE: Billie's solo album will be an electronica project under the name of DJ BJ.
saintcarlos Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 And we don't even have penises! Um. Rumors. OKAY I GOT ONE: Billie's solo album will be an electronica project under the name of DJ BJ.LMAO DJ BJ.
heartscollide Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 I leave for a few days, and you're all talking about Mike's penis again.I'm so proud! Uhhhh...Green Day are going to make a Twilight parody, entitled Green Daylight. It will star Billie as Bella, or Billie Swan, who bitches about everything and speaks in an annoying valley girl type voice, Mike as Edward Cullen, speaking in monotone and covered in glitter, and Tre as Jacob Black, with a bad spray tan and ridiculously fake wig.Oh, how I wish it were true.THIS is the best idea ever. I can actually see that happening :whistling: And I'm sorry, but I had to...
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