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There's always cunnilingus bb.

...doesn't sound as nice as "blowjob."

I always misspell cunnilingus. Always. Plus it looks like "cunning linguist," which opens up a whole door to Medieval and Shakespearean sexual puns. God, I love being a geek.

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Yeah. Billie/Mike is first, then it's a tie between Billie/Tre and Mike/Tre. They're all just so cute together!

And there is a lot to be said for threesomes. Just saying.

Fuck yeah, Trillike!

We spam every thread we come into.

LOL. COME INTO.

I LOL'd. I LOL'd hard.

WE ARE AMAZING.

TRU DAT.

(I got tired of the spoilers)

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is this spam? :o

Just be quiet about it. We don't want this going the way of the Maxim thread.

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Good, I didn't want to be left hanging. :lol:

Yeah, being left hanging never usually ends well. :lol:

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Fuck yeah, Trillike!

I'm trying to figure out how to pronounce that.

Pagestarter win again!

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Just be quiet about it. We don't want this going the way of the Maxim thread.

Okay, I'll make up a rumor.

UHHHHHH...Billie is starring in Shauna Sand's upcoming sex tape? It's only a short (LAWL) scene, I heard.

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Okay, I'll make up a rumor.

UHHHHHH...Billie is starring in Shauna Sand's upcoming sex tape? It's only a short (LAWL) scene, I heard.

LMAO. Billie in a sex tape = amazing.

I'll make one up too! Mike

is the most endowed member of Green Day

is an agent for the KGB.

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Okay, I'll make up a rumor.

UHHHHHH...Billie is starring in Shauna Sand's upcoming sex tape? It's only a short (LAWL) scene, I heard.

Its too late now :devil:

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Its too late now :devil:

Are we doomed to spam? I have to go to bed soon...

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Mike

is the most endowed member of Green Day

is an agent for the KGB.

Trufax, trufax indeed.

...wait, he works for the Russian secret service or pay-Google?

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Rumor:

Billie is the reason Tre only has one testicle.

Someone has sharp teeth.

I disgust myself. :lol:

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LMAO. Billie in a sex tape = amazing.

I'll make one up too! Mike

is the most endowed member of Green Day

is an agent for the KGB.

Haha how could

you know? Have you seen his too?

he

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Are we doomed to spam? I have to go to bed soon...

Same here. :/

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Rumor:

Billie is the reason Tre only has one testicle.

Someone has sharp teeth.

I disgust myself. :lol:

EMBRACE YOUR PERVINESS BB.

Rumor: Mike has a tattoo of a unicorn on his ass.

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Trufax, trufax indeed.

...wait, he works for the Russian secret service or pay-Google?

Dude, I know they never caught the agents who poisoned Alexander Litvinenko, but did you ever wonder why? It was Mike!

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Haha how could

you know? Have you seen his too?

he

I haven't seen it (but the lucky bitches who saw HLAHG say it's big), but since he's the biggest member (*giggles*) of Green Day, it makes sense for him to have the biggest dick.

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Rumor:

Billie is the reason Tre only has one testicle.

Someone has sharp teeth.

I disgust myself. :lol:

AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FILTHY MIND.

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I haven't seen it (but the lucky bitches who saw HLAHG say it's big), but since he's the biggest member (*giggles*) of Green Day, it makes sense for him to have the biggest dick.

Ugh, which is why Warner won't release it, Billie is too ashamed that his isnt the biggest

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I haven't seen it (but the lucky bitches who saw HLAHG say it's big), but since he's the biggest member (*giggles*) of Green Day, it makes sense for him to have the biggest dick.

I'd be lying if I didn't say that one of the biggest reasons I want to see HLAHG is to see Mike Dirnt butt-naked.

Ugh, which is why Warner won't release it, Billie is too ashamed that his isnt the biggest

DId you see the "Ask John Roecker" thread? He said that they're getting close to a release!

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN BARELY ARTICULATE IT. ASJKDFAJKFAAFGJAFGJKGA

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I'd be lying if I didn't say that one of the biggest reasons I want to see HLAHG is to see Mike Dirnt butt-naked.

Don't we all :wub: Oh dude, if this ever gets released...it is going to be awkward because my mom likes Green Day and will want to watch it with me, and I will have to be like no

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Ugh, which is why Warner won't release it, Billie is too ashamed that his isnt the biggest

I bet that's why Warner won't release it. They're too ashamed that Billie's dick isn't ~satisfying.

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I'd be lying if I didn't say that one of the biggest reasons I want to see HLAHG is to see Mike Dirnt butt-naked.

DId you see the "Ask John Roecker" thread? He said that they're getting close to a release!

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN BARELY ARTICULATE IT. ASJKDFAJKFAAFGJAFGJKGA

So would I.

WHAT WHAT WHEN WHEN OMG I WANT TO FUCKING SEE THIS AGGGGGGGGGH

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I'd be lying if I

DId you see the "Ask John Roecker" thread? He said that they're getting close to a release!

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN BARELY ARTICULATE IT. ASJKDFAJKFAAFGJAFGJKGA

OH MY GOD REALLY!!! I HAVE TO GO LOOK NOW AASJKFOATOO I AM SO EXCITED NOW!!!!!!

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Yeah, John Roecker mentioned it on his FB and in the interview that HLAHG will be released. He dind't really say when or anything. I don't think we should get TOO excited, because you never know, but gosh darn it's hard to not jump for full-fledged joy.

AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FILTHY MIND.

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FILTHY MIND AS WELL BB.

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Don't we all :wub: Oh dude, if this ever gets released...it is going to be awkward because my mom likes Green Day and will want to watch it with me, and I will have to be like no

See, this is why I'm glad my parents don't like Green Day. I can watch it all by myself.

All by myself... no one was looking... I was thinking of you~

Yeah, John Roecker mentioned it on his FB and in the interview that HLAHG will be released. He dind't really say when or anything. I don't think we should get TOO excited, because you never know, but gosh darn it's hard to not jump for full-fledged joy.

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FILTHY MIND AS WELL BB.

<3

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