Sarahnade. Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 ya ya i seen a paper and it was talking about how billie died from his dick exploding*Massive snort*Oh, and, yeah, Billie's junk used to be hairy. But in the Maxim interview (*Sniffle*) he said he has "hardware floors" and such. So he must've realized you couldn't see his penis throughout the forrest of pubes.
BIBARAGURORIA Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Oh, and, yeah, Billie's junk used to be hairy. But in the Maxim interview (*Sniffle*) he said he has "hardware floors" and such. So he must've realized you couldn't see his penis throughout the forrest of pubes.Hardwood floors, dear....*snort* Hard wood.
Guest Shangri-La Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 is there any truth to the story about the women stealing 88 used condoms out of the armstrong's garbage?
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 To tell you the truth, I haven't looked at it long enough to tell. I either start feeling like a pervert (hell, I am a pervert) or burst out laughing. All I know is that his testicles are/were completely covered in hair. Seriously, it's like he doesn't even have balls, just a wig glued to the base of his dick.I think that being a pervert is like a prerequisite for being a Green Day fan. I mean, there are fans who will debate endlessly over Tre's testicles. We're all dirty-minded pervs. And that is not a bad thing. Is it seriously that hairy? I just remember thinking, "Oh my god, it's sticking straight out!" so I didn't notice the pubes.
Guest Shangri-La Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 To tell you the truth, I haven't looked at it long enough to tell. I either start feeling like a pervert (hell, I am a pervert) or burst out laughing. All I know is that his testicles are/were completely covered in hair. Seriously, it's like he doesn't even have balls, just a wig glued to the base of his dick.
Mari91 Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 is there any truth to the story about the women stealing 88 used condoms out of the armstrong's garbage?wow ive never heard that one before
Sarahnade. Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 is there any truth to the story about the women stealing 88 used condoms out of the armstrong's garbage?I hope not.
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Hardwood floors, dear....*snort* Hard wood.*Bart Simpson laugh*
Sarahnade. Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Hardwood floors, dear....*snort* Hard wood.LOL OMG I FAIL.
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 *Massive snort*Oh, and, yeah, Billie's junk used to be hairy. But in the Maxim interview (*Sniffle*) he said he has "hardware floors" and such. So he must've realized you couldn't see his penis throughout the forrest of pubes.The Maxim thread! Hardwood floors. *snerk*
Mari91 Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I think that being a pervert is like a prerequisite for being a Green Day fan. I mean, there are fans who will debate endlessly over Tre's testicles. We're all dirty-minded pervs. And that is not a bad thing. Is it seriously that hairy? I just remember thinking, "Oh my god, it's sticking straight out!" so I didn't notice the pubes.we all definitely have dirty mindsthats what i was thinking too, i honestly dont remember...
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 is there any truth to the story about the women stealing 88 used condoms out of the armstrong's garbage?LOL WUT.
Guest Shangri-La Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 ^it was in an article from a few years ago but it was in a german mag.. and i don't know how trustworthy those germans are...it said she was found out and arrested though.
BIBARAGURORIA Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I think that being a pervert is like a prerequisite for being a Green Day fan. I mean, there are fans who will debate endlessly over Tre's testicles. We're all dirty-minded pervs. And that is not a bad thing. Is it seriously that hairy? I just remember thinking, "Oh my god, it's sticking straight out!" so I didn't notice the pubes.I know. Don't even get me started on the slash fangirls (and I'm one of them )...Bike FTWYes, it was. Well, he's shaved them now, so......whut? XDis there any truth to the story about the women stealing 88 used condoms out of the armstrong's garbage?Where did you hear that one? Well, I remember Billie saying that he didn't use condoms anymore, so either he's lying or Joey's been up to something that he doesn't know about.EDIT FOR SARAH BECAUSE ILH AND SHE'S WORTH IT:LOL OMG I FAIL.NO U DONT BB
Mari91 Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 ^it was in an article from a few years ago but it was in a german mag.. and i don't know how trustworthy those germans are...it said she was found out and arrested though.oh wownow i really want to know if that happenedWhere did you hear that one? Well, I remember Billie saying that he didn't use condoms anymore, so either he's lying or Joey's been up to something that he doesn't know about.uh oh! someones in trouble
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I know. Don't even get me started on the slash fangirls (and I'm one of them )...Bike FTWI never liked the nicknames for pairings. I prefer to call it Billie/Mike.
Guest Shangri-La Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I know. Don't even get me started on the slash fangirls (and I'm one of them )...Bike FTWYes, it was. Well, he's shaved them now, so......whut? XDWhere did you hear that one? Well, I remember Billie saying that he didn't use condoms anymore, so either he's lying or Joey's been up to something that he doesn't know about.basically... it was in an article. and by a few years ago it may have been from the late 90s. i'll see if i have it somewhere on my computer....whut? XDyikes
BIBARAGURORIA Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I never liked the nicknames for pairings. I prefer to call it Billie/Mike. I prefer to call it "the sekrit ghey Green Day relationship that's totally real and obvious but which neither party has publicly admitted to being involved in," but that's too long so I call it Bike.I am shameless.
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 EDIT FOR SARAH BECAUSE ILH AND SHE'S WORTH IT:NO U DONT BBSARAH IS AMAZING. SHE NEVER FAILS. THIS IS A FACT.
Sarahnade. Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Hey! I like Billie/Tre.And the condom thing is just weird. EDIT FOR SARAH BECAUSE ILH AND SHE'S WORTH IT:NO U DONT BBI LOVE YOU.That made me think of those Loreal commericials, "Because you're worth it!"
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I prefer to call it "the sekrit ghey Green Day relationship that's totally real and obvious but which neither party has publicly admitted to being involved in," but that's too long so I call it Bike.I am shameless.For married men, they're really freaking gay. And being shameless is not a bad thing, dear. The first time I saw Billie and Mike kiss at that show in Albany, any shame and/or innocence I had went down the toilet.
Sarahnade. Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 SARAH IS AMAZING. SHE NEVER FAILS. THIS IS A FACT.GAH THIS IS GETTING SIGGED.
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Hey! I like Billie/Tre.There's nothing wrong with that.
BIBARAGURORIA Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 SARAH IS AMAZING. SHE NEVER FAILS. THIS IS A FACT.AND THIS IS TRUFAX.Hey! I like Billie/Tre.And the condom thing is just weird. I LOVE YOU.That made me think of those Loreal commericials, "Because you're worth it!"Trillie's okay, but not really my cup o' tea. And yeah, the condom thing is freeeeeakay.I LOVE YOU TOO, and that's what I was aiming for.
Chelsea Hotel Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 GAH THIS IS GETTING SIGGED.YAY.Pagestarter win!
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