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I've been saying "y'know" way too much for years, and I enjoy seeing that someone famous does it as well! :lol:

after seeing a ton of green day interveiws, it's become a habit of mine. i say it wayyyy too much.

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I'm so glad he didn't take any photos, that one pic is fine enough :D

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I'm gonna shove miracle grow in billie joes vegaterian lasagna.

I'm so tempted to quote that.

I agree with you again, haha.

I heard Mike is 5"10 or so, but I don't think he can be THAT tall. Billie says he's 5"8, but I think he's 5"6, so Mike's probably 5"8.

I don't know. All I know is that they are pretty short guys.

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after seeing a ton of green day interveiws, it's become a habit of mine. i say it wayyyy too much.

I'm so tempted to quote that.

I agree with you again, haha.

I heard Mike is 5"10 or so, but I don't think he can be THAT tall. Billie says he's 5"8, but I think he's 5"6, so Mike's probably 5"8.

I don't know. All I know is that they are pretty short guys.

Yeah 5"10 is pretty tall though, to all of us, down here.

Me & Billie.

Cause Billie, sweetie, YOU'RE NOT 5"8.

Plus Mike stands legs spread, cheeks clenched, so it makes his leggies look tall.

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Yeah 5"10 is pretty tall though, to all of us, down here.

Me & Billie.

Cause Billie, sweetie, YOU'RE NOT 5"8.

Plus Mike stands legs spread, cheeks clenched, so it makes his leggies look tall.

Yeah that's true haha and I love what you said about Mike :lol:!!!!! I have to agree though Billie... YOU ARE ABOUT 5'6" and I DON'T THINK YOU WERE EVER 5'8" I LOVE YOU BILLIE BUT YOU ARE NOT THAT tall haha

I found the part at the very end funny when he said I just don't want "TIME OF YOUR LIFE" on my tombstone haha :P

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I think all Green Day fans below 6"0 have shrunk atleast a few inches due to the fact that we listen to them so much their heights rub off on us.

CURSE YOU GREEN DAY, I CAN NO LONGER BE A MODEL BECAUSE I AM 5"5 AND THAT IS FROWNED UPON.

I would've believe Billie more if he had said "Y'know I'm about y'know I would say like 5"2 feet 115 pounds, y'know. I'm a small lad, y'know"

Next thing you know Mikes gonna say he's 5"4, pfft, YEAH OKAY MIKE, MAYBE IF YOU CUT OFF YOUR LOWER HALF OF YOUR BODY.

But yeah, I like the interview.

for some reason I have shrunken one inch...used to be 5'8" I am now 5'7"...must be all those coffees..

coffees deplete body of calcium....

but I love shortish guys...i have a hobbit fetish... :eyebrows:

Yeah, I suppose.

BUT HE'S STILL TALL CAUSE I'M NOT THAT TALL.

I'm gonna shove miracle grow in billie joes vegaterian lasagna.

you might have to then build a pot and water him daily....

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you might have to then build a pot and water him daily....

Like a Chia Pet?

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Like a Chia Pet?

yeah and when his hair gets more uncontrollable...you can cut it and also don't forget the manscaping...

might look funny tho with alfalfa sprouts

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yeah and when his hair gets more uncontrollable...you can cut it and also don't forget the manscaping...

might look funny tho with alfalfa sprouts

I smell a great commemorative item for the 2010 tour! :eyebrows:

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I'm gonna shove miracle grow in billie joes vegaterian lasagna.

If you do that, film it. I want to watch him suddenly sprout through the ceiling, and go "SHIT, why is it that when you grow another 4 feet your clothes don't grow with you?!"

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Like a Chia Pet?

ch- ch- ch- CHIA.

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Yeah that's true haha and I love what you said about Mike :lol:!!!!! I have to agree though Billie... YOU ARE ABOUT 5'6" and I DON'T THINK YOU WERE EVER 5'8" I LOVE YOU BILLIE BUT YOU ARE NOT THAT tall haha

I found the part at the very end funny when he said I just don't want "TIME OF YOUR LIFE" on my tombstone haha :P

SERIOUSLY BILLIE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Dumbdumb.

He did this on purpose.

MUAHAHA LETS FUCK WITH MY FANS.

No Billie, BAD.

But I love shortish guys...i have a hobbit fetish... :eyebrows:

you might have to then build a pot and water him daily....

I will.

If you do that, film it. I want to watch him suddenly sprout through the ceiling, and go "SHIT, why is it that when you grow another 4 feet your clothes don't grow with you?!"

With my luck he would just shrink.

I can just see him covered in dirt, in a pot in my bedroom.

"Y'KNOW, I'D LIKE TO BE WATERED EVERY SO FUCKING OFTEN."

"Can I get out now?"

"No."

"PLEASE."

"NO BILLIE, YOU'RE NOT DONE SPROUTING YET."

Little three leaf clovers start growing from his arms and shit.

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^ HAHA!

''No Billie, you're not done sprouting yet''.

I swear I had the idea of putting him in a plant pot and watering him aaaaages ago. But you lot are free to capture him and attempt to make him grow.

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SERIOUSLY BILLIE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Dumbdumb.

He did this on purpose.

MUAHAHA LETS FUCK WITH MY FANS.

No Billie, BAD.

I will.

With my luck he would just shrink.

I can just see him covered in dirt, in a pot in my bedroom.

"Y'KNOW, I'D LIKE TO BE WATERED EVERY SO FUCKING OFTEN."

"Can I get out now?"

"No."

"PLEASE."

"NO BILLIE, YOU'RE NOT DONE SPROUTING YET."

Little three leaf clovers start growing from his arms and shit.

Rofl. You need miracle grow Bio feed too, just so he doesn't go hungry. I reckon he'd look well lulz-worthy stood in a plant pot.

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Rofl. You need miracle grow Bio feed too, just so he doesn't go hungry. I reckon he'd look well lulz-worthy stood in a plant pot.

Not like he's ever eaten before!

Little BOY, little boy, why aren't you eating?

I think he'd be a very disobidient (sp?) plant.

"BILLIE YOU'RE GETTING DIRT ON MY FLOOR."

"Fuck you, I don't belong in this pot. I need a bigger one, I am 5"8"

"Now now now Billiam, this is what got you IN the pot in the first place. Tell me your true height and I will let you free."

"5"8!"

*Shoves hose in mouth and ruffles hair*

"TRY AGAIN BILLIE."

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Not like he's ever eaten before!

Little BOY, little boy, why aren't you eating?

I think he'd be a very disobidient (sp?) plant.

"BILLIE YOU'RE GETTING DIRT ON MY FLOOR."

"Fuck you, I don't belong in this pot. I need a bigger one, I am 5"8"

"Now now now Billiam, this is what got you IN the pot in the first place. Tell me your true height and I will let you free."

"5"8!"

*Shoves hose in mouth and ruffles hair*

"TRY AGAIN BILLIE."

He needs a fucking hamburger thrown at him, I'm bigger than him, ffs!

"TAKE TWO BILLIE, HOW TALL ARE YOU?"

"5'7.99999999"

*more hosepipe in the mouth*

He could be in there forever *rolleyes*

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Not like he's ever eaten before!

Little BOY, little boy, why aren't you eating?

I think he'd be a very disobidient (sp?) plant.

"BILLIE YOU'RE GETTING DIRT ON MY FLOOR."

"Fuck you, I don't belong in this pot. I need a bigger one, I am 5"8"

"Now now now Billiam, this is what got you IN the pot in the first place. Tell me your true height and I will let you free."

"5"8!"

*Shoves hose in mouth and ruffles hair*

"TRY AGAIN BILLIE."

lmao.

i love you.

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Little BOY, little boy, why aren't you eating?

You SO need to make a parody for that! :lol:

About Billie being a tiny man who lies about his height to make himself feel better.

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He needs a fucking hamburger thrown at him, I'm bigger than him, ffs!

"TAKE TWO BILLIE, HOW TALL ARE YOU?"

"5'7.99999999"

*more hosepipe in the mouth*

He could be in there forever *rolleyes*

*Coughing hysterically*

"WHO SENT YOU?"

lmao.

i love you.

I lava you too.

"Fuck you Michelle."

"I'm taller than you and I'm 5"5, so fuck YOU."

"I'm all nasty and I have dirt in my crevises."

"Billie you're too little to have crevises, in a couple of years, when you're a big boy you can have them."

WHO'S A GOOD BOY.

WHO'S A GOOD BOY!

*pinches cheeks and ruffles hair"

I should've told him how cute of a leperchaun he makes when I was on stage with him.

You SO need to make a parody for that! :lol:

About Billie being a tiny man who lies about his height to make himself feel better.

I will.

Little boy, little boy why aren't you eating?

Inside your hungry stomach is running on empty

Little one, little one, you must be so hungry.

A figure like yours needs to be fed every two hours.

Little boy, little boy, you dirty liar.

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this is probably the most interesting thread.

ever.

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this is probably the most interesting thread.

ever.

Most entertaining.

I'm having a blast thinking about way to talk to Billie while he's in a pot growing.

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Most entertaining.

I'm having a blast thinking about way to talk to Billie while he's in a pot growing.

you should grow actual pot with him too. just so he's entertained.

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you should grow actual pot with him too. just so he's entertained.

I'll have visiting hours and shit.

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*Coughing hysterically*

"WHO SENT YOU?"

I lava you too.

"Fuck you Michelle."

"I'm taller than you and I'm 5"5, so fuck YOU."

"I'm all nasty and I have dirt in my crevises."

"Billie you're too little to have crevises, in a couple of years, when you're a big boy you can have them."

WHO'S A GOOD BOY.

WHO'S A GOOD BOY!

*pinches cheeks and ruffles hair"

I should've told him how cute of a leperchaun he makes when I was on stage with him.

I will.

Little boy, little boy why aren't you eating?

Inside your hungry stomach is running on empty

Little one, little one, you must be so hungry.

A figure like yours needs to be fed every two hours.

Little boy, little boy, you dirty liar.

:lol: :lol: I officially love this thread!! And now I'm going to think of this when I listen to that song!

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:lol: :lol: I officially love this thread!! And now I'm going to think of this when I listen to that song!

Hahahaha, THINK OF ME.

I want to get a picture of BIllie crouching so I can photo shop it into a plant.

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