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Billie Joe interview in Maxim


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Hey guys!

Y HALO THAR. I have a fuckton of homework to do but as soon as I'm done...

I think Billie may use stilts....

Hmm....

He does have those lifts in his shoes.

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Maybe Tom Cruise hacked all the websites and made them report that he's 5"7'. Because he looks pretty short. Katie Holmes is a skyscraper compared to him. Poor guy.

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Ahem.

Why are we talking about Tom Cruise when this is thread all about Billie? (Hey, I'd watch that: "All About Billie.") Tom Cruise only joined Scientology because they said they could make him taller.

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Ahem.

Why are we talking about Tom Cruise when this is thread all about Billie? (Hey, I'd watch that: "All About Billie.") Tom Cruise only joined Scientology because they said they could make him taller.

THIS.

Tom Cruise is an idiot. Did you see him on Oprah???!

Anyway, that's old news. That was definitely the 'Kanye Interruption' of 2006(?)

ANYWAY. I'm surprised this thread still exists. I swear the magazine came out like 2 months ago...

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I also like how when Maxim asked if he was a ladies man in school or what, and he just goes, "Well, I smoked a lot of pot." :lol: I don't know, but that just amused me.

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I also like how when Maxim asked if he was a ladies man in school or what, and he just goes, "Well, I smoked a lot of pot." :lol: I don't know, but that just amused me.

I still can't get over the 'You gotta keep it tight' comment. :huh::blink: :/ :ninja:

WHATTHEFUCK.

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In some cases, being one thing leads to getting girls. But I doubt smoking pit is a babe magnet.

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Yeah, I agree, Chelsea. Unless the girls are potheads too. :lol:

I still can't get over the 'You gotta keep it tight' comment. :huh::blink: :/ :ninja:

WHATTHEFUCK.

Do you mean you don't get it, or that it's just weird?

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Do you mean you don't get it, or that it's just weird?

Depending on how filthy your mind is, it could mean all sorts of things.

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Yeah, I agree, Chelsea. Unless the girls are potheads too. :lol:

Do you mean you don't get it, or that it's just weird?

Both. :ninja:

It's confusing...

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Both. :ninja:

It's confusing...

"Do the curtains match the drapes?" is Maxim asking if his pubic hair matches his head hair. Billie said he's running hardware floors, which means it's shaved downstairs. Him adding "Ya gotta keep it tight!" means he takes pride in keeping himself nice and trim. :lol:

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"Do the curtains match the drapes?" is Maxim asking if his pubic hair matches his head hair. Billie said he's running hardware floors, which means it's shaved downstairs. Him adding "Ya gotta keep it tight!" means he takes pride in keeping himself nice and trim. :lol:

Because I seriously want to think about Billie's shaved downstairs. :blink:

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"Do the curtains match the drapes?" is Maxim asking if his pubic hair matches his head hair. Billie said he's running hardware floors, which means it's shaved downstairs. Him adding "Ya gotta keep it tight!" means he takes pride in keeping himself nice and trim. :lol:

hi y'all!

i love how i come to this thread to see whats up

and i read about billies pubes

lovely

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hi y'all!

i love how i come to this thread to see whats up

and i read about billies pubes

lovely

Mari's here, yay! Now this party's gonna get started.

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^ Agreed...it's like AHH TMI! TMI!

this, but then again...

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Mari's here, yay! Now this party's gonna get started.

yay i feel special!

:woot:

immmmmmmm coming out so you better get this party startedddddd

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That song was my jam in like third grade. :lol:

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i used to love pink

totally kicked brittney's ass

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Pink rocks. I love her.

...and Billie Joe. Because this is still a Billie Joe thread.

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oh yeah him...

forgot about him...

never knew he chugged Robitussin

that shit is gross

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Who chugs Robitussin? That shit is nasty. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

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Billie!

the interviewer mentioned it in one of the questions

the one with weed and speed

ha that rhymes

im the next dr zeuss :P

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Dr. Seuss was the shit.

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Do you like

green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

I do not like

green eggs and ham.

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Hop on Pop = epic book is epic.

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