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OR, Bille shrunk two inches without his realizing it! Could explain why he said he was 5'8". Maybe he actually WAS 5'8" when he was arrested. I sense a conspiracy afoot. :o

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE.

All I know Tre is taller than Billie.

My little chubby guy needs all the height he can get.

I just want to say, that that was the greatest pun of all time.

IN YOUR SIG THEY ARE THE SAME HEIGHT.

Billie is old so it's impossible for him to grow, HE CAN JUST GET SHORTER.

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The lines make for excellent reference. Someone has clearly tampered with their heightage over time.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE.

All I know Tre is taller than Billie.

My little chubby guy needs all the height he can get.

IN YOUR SIG THEY ARE THE SAME HEIGHT.

Billie is old so it's impossible for him to grow, HE CAN JUST GET SHORTER.

Dang.. I just changed my sig.

But the above picture is pretty good.

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idk, but either way, im 5'7, and am 145 lbs, and he is skinnier than me, so if he's shorter, he is lying bout his weight, and is making himself heavier than he actually is... which i dont get at all.

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The lines make for excellent reference. Someone has clearly tampered with their heightage over time.

YEAH HOW OLD WERE THEY THERE LIKE 12 AND A HALF.

They're definitely taller, but Tre is definitely taller than Billie.

CURSE ALL OF YOU, NOW I'M REALLY CURIOUS.

Mike is a fucking giant.

His mother definitely put some miracle grow in his mashed potatoes hoping for a basketball player, but NOPE HE'S JUST A BASSIST NOW.

I love you MICHAEL<3

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Lmao... Are you saying that they are 12 and a half years old in that picture?

Because it looks to me that they were only about 7-8.

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Lmao... Are you saying that they are 12 and a half years old in that picture?

Because it looks to me that they were only about 7-8.

Yeah, dressed like it too.

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Haha. Great interview.

:thumbsup:

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"I don't care, as long as it's not Time of Your Life"

Hahahaha

I applauded when I read that. It's good to see that he's not taking himself too seriously. And if there's anything I doubt he'll ever be, it's cliché.

As for the height debate. Granted, when I saw him he was on stage, but I'd have to guess 5'6 or 5'7. He seems slightly taller than me (I'm 5'5 and bump it to 5'6 when people ask, so I'd guess he's about 5'6 and bumps it to 5'8 because it's closer to average). My friend is 5'6, 140 lbs and has a very similar build to Billie Joe, so the weight is probably right.

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I just saw this on ONTD and I'm laughing so hard at the people who are taking him seriously in regards to the MJ comment.

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GOOD JOB PICKING A PICTURE FROM 1975.

They're like 3 in this picture.

And Billie looks like he's wearing these shoes

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With duck tape on them.

idk, but either way, im 5'7, and am 145 lbs, and he is skinnier than me, so if he's shorter, he is lying bout his weight, and is making himself heavier than he actually is... which i dont get at all.

Maybe he's trying to gain weight!

I've seen that mans love handles, so he does have a little bit of meat.

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The lines make for excellent reference. Someone has clearly tampered with their heightage over time.

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10 + Years later.

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Yes! When he was interviewed for Times Talk, I thought I was going to murder my computer. It's insanely bad there, haha. Such a great interview, but it's really hard to watch, and not want to scream, "I KNOW, BILLIE. I. KNOW."

Haha, really? I'm 5"4, so if I calculated your judgement right, he's probably 5"4 and a half or so. Haha. That's hilarious. He's such a short little man.

oh my god i get what you're sayinnnn, like i scream at the tv when i watch interveiws with them, it's like like "YES I KNOW!!!! jesus christ!!"

i have a terrible habit of saying y'know now.

and on the topic of his height, there is no way he is 5'8''.

billie, please go measure yourself, then get back to us. thanks(:

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GOOD JOB PICKING A PICTURE FROM 1975.

They're like 3 in this picture.

And Billie looks like he's wearing these shoes

3008gg0.jpg

With duck tape on them.

Maybe he's trying to gain weight!

I've seen that mans love handles, so he does have a little bit of meat.

That picture is so old it was taken in the underground railroad....

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I applauded when I read that. It's good to see that he's not taking himself too seriously. And if there's anything I doubt he'll ever be, it's cliché.

As for the height debate. Granted, when I saw him he was on stage, but I'd have to guess 5'6 or 5'7. He seems slightly taller than me (I'm 5'5 and bump it to 5'6 when people ask, so I'd guess he's about 5'6 and bumps it to 5'8 because it's closer to average). My friend is 5'6, 140 lbs and has a very similar build to Billie Joe, so the weight is probably right.

oh, i have the same build too. but if he's like 5'5 or something like everyone else is saying, he's lying bout his weight too, and pretending to be heavier.

GOOD JOB PICKING A PICTURE FROM 1975.

They're like 3 in this picture.

And Billie looks like he's wearing these shoes

3008gg0.jpg

With duck tape on them.

Maybe he's trying to gain weight!

I've seen that mans love handles, so he does have a little bit of meat.

i saw him last week, and i was on the side where he nearly took his shirt off :whistling: . i didnt see much fat on him. (or as you put it 'meat')

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I just saw this on ONTD and I'm laughing so hard at the people who are taking him seriously in regards to the MJ comment.

waht's ONTD? :huh:

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10 + Years later.

Tres forehead is taller than billies!

SUCK MY DEEEECK.

oh my god i get what you're sayinnnn, like i scream at the tv when i watch interveiws with them, it's like like "YES I KNOW!!!! jesus christ!!"

i have a terrible habit of saying y'know now.

I know what you're saying.

I'm always like NO BILLIE I DON'T KNOW TELL ME PLEASE?

That picture is so old it was taken in the underground railroad....

LMAOLMAO.

You my friend, are highlarious.

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That picture is so old it was taken in the underground railroad....

What the hell is wrong with you two??? That picture was taken in like 1998!

What the hell are we even debating???

Doesn't GDA say Tre is like 5'10"?

All this height talk makes my noodle ache. :pinch:

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I wasn't even arguing about the height.. I was arguing the oldness of the picture.

Which doesn't prove a thing! I want my phone call.

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oh, i have the same build too. but if he's like 5'5 or something like everyone else is saying, he's lying bout his weight too, and pretending to be heavier.

i saw him last week, and i was on the side where he nearly took his shirt off :whistling: . i didnt see much fat on him. (or as you put it 'meat')

At my concert, he would stands with his legs spread apart and he had a muffin top whenever he did that.

I was singing to him, and I noticed it was like leaking onto his belt.

It's alright, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT BILLIE.

145 POUNDS OF PURE LIES ABOUT HIS HEIGHT AND MAN.

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10 + Years later.

it's the faux-haux.

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tre's hair makes him like 3 freakin inches taller.

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What the hell is wrong with you two??? That picture was taken in like 1998!

What the hell are we even debating???

Doesn't GDA say Tre is like 5'10"?

All this height talk makes my noodle ache. :pinch:

YOU HAVE NO NOODLE.

I wasn't even arguing about the height.. I was arguing the oldness of the picture.

We weren't arguing! We were simply making fun.

it's the faux-haux.

It's not even that!

It's like some weird slicked back shit he tries to do.

I feel like he should have a cat in his lap with two large bodyguards next to him.

I should be asking him for a "favour" KNOWWUTIMSAYIN?

Tre has quite odd hairline.

I'm gonna mail him some rogaine.

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At my concert, he would stands with his legs spread apart and he had a muffin top whenever he did that.

I was singing to him, and I noticed it was like leaking onto his belt.

It's alright, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT BILLIE.

145 POUNDS OF PURE LIES ABOUT HIS HEIGHT AND MAN.

hm... idk. but i saw him recently, and, though i didnt see any abs :pinch: , i didnt see any fat either. i did, however, see his 80, and punx tattoo, anlong with a bit of the car at the top of his chest :shifty:

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