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So I come into this thread to see how it's gotten to 26 pages, and I see a post about cloning Billie and changing lightbulbs.

Lol I love you guys. Keep on truckin'!

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So I come into this thread to see how it's gotten to 26 pages, and I see a post about cloning Billie and changing lightbulbs.

Lol I love you guys. Keep on truckin'!

Will do! :thumbsup:

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Wait, Billie Joe is short?

Who's Billie Joe?

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..Who are you?

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Is Billie Joe the new slang way to say "short person"

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Yes, yes it is.

Just walk up to a short person and be all "Wow, you're Billie Joe..."

And they'll be "Uh, no I'm not..." And you can argue with them all day...

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Like that commercial with the girl who brings her shirt to get her stains washed into her shirt

and the lady is like "you mean you want them washed out"

and she was like "no I want them washed IN"

And then the lady was like "you mean out."

and she was like "no i was just outside, and now i'm in, so could you wash the stains in"

except it'll be all

"You're really billie joe."

"Uh, no I'm not."

"You are, how tall are you? 4"11? That's pretty Billie Joe."

"You mean short?"

"No, I mean Billie Joe."

"Okay..."

"GOD you billie joe people these days"

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Like that commercial with the girl who brings her shirt to get her stains washed into her shirt

and the lady is like "you mean you want them washed out"

and she was like "no I want them washed IN"

And then the lady was like "you mean out."

and she was like "no i was just outside, and now i'm in, so could you wash the stains in"

except it'll be all

"You're really billie joe."

"Uh, no I'm not."

"You are, how tall are you? 4"11? That's pretty Billie Joe."

"You mean short?"

"No, I mean Billie Joe."

"Okay..."

"GOD you billie joe people these days"

:lol: :lol:

I could see the confusion on peoples faces.

Then the actual Billie Joe finds out. His face will be like :mellow:

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Yes, yes it is.

Just walk up to a short person and be all "Wow, you're Billie Joe..."

And they'll be "Uh, no I'm not..." And you can argue with them all day...

is it bad that i really want to try that?

and i love that yogurt commerical :happy:

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I wanna try that too...I think I will! I know lots of short people!

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:lol: :lol:

I could see the confusion on peoples faces.

Then the actual Billie Joe finds out. His face will be like :mellow:

His face would be like -__-

And I'd be like HA.

I was looking at this smiley for a while

:bored:

And realized that it looks like it's saying "OHLAYYYY OHLAY OHLAY OHLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY" like billie joe.

SUP@GDC SMILIES REPIN' BJ.

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And realized that it looks like it's saying "OHLAYYYY OHLAY OHLAY OHLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY" like billie joe.

SUP@GDC SMILIES REPIN' BJ.

holy moley!

you're right!

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It DOES look like it's doing that! Now it just needs messy black hair! And it'll officially be a Billie-smilie!

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the GDC really needs an official billie joe smiley

hell they should have them for mike and tre too!

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I'M SO FUCKING OBSERVATIVE.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A WORD BUT I'M GOING TO USE IT AND IT'S GOING TO MEAN THAT I'M GOOD AT OBSERVING THINGS.

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His face would be like -__-

And I'd be like HA.

I was looking at this smiley for a while

:bored:

And realized that it looks like it's saying "OHLAYYYY OHLAY OHLAY OHLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY" like billie joe.

SUP@GDC SMILIES REPIN' BJ.

I can see it after staring at it for over a minute.

Hah.

Someone should totally make a Billie Joe smiley.

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lol you crack me up

and it is a word :happy:

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lol you crack me up

and it is a word :happy:

I win!

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This conversation is also reminding me of one of those "That's so gay" ads:

Billie Joe: That band is so gay!

*Wanda Sykes busts in all pissed off*

Wanda: That's like if I were to describe someone as short, I'd say, "He's so Billie Joe Armstrong"

Or something along those lines.

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Jeez, I can't believe about...25 of these pages are about Billie's height. The title should be change from BJ interview in maxim to 'discuss BJ's height'. :lol:

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I'm going to apply a little logic here.

Billie Joe Armstrong is short.

I am short.

Therefore, I must be Billie Joe Armstrong.

Bring it on, fangirls! :D

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I'm going to apply a little logic here.

Billie Joe Armstrong is short.

I am short.

Therefore, I must be Billie Joe Armstrong.

Bring it on, fangirls! :D

*sexes*

Also, g l o r i a, I'm sigging that. And the word is "observant."

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Whoa, I haven't been on this thread and you guys are STILL talking about Billie's height.

Me, Michelle, and Sarah started a revolution talking about Billie's height!

I'm going to apply a little logic here.

Billie Joe Armstrong is short.

I am short.

Therefore, I must be Billie Joe Armstrong.

Bring it on, fangirls! :D

It must mean I'm Billie Joe Armstrong too! :blink:

I'm wicked short.

i'm sigging that...

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Also, g l o r i a, I'm sigging that. And the word is "observant."

Aw shit, in my heart, the word is observative.

Thanks for sigging me though <3

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i'm sigging that...

Whee! :D

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