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Imagine this :

You walk in after cloning Billie Joe about 1,000 times.

He now has the strength of an ant.

You see the Billie Joes on top of eachothers shoulders trying to change a lightbulb.

Do you

A: Help the Billie Joes by changing the lightbulb yourself

Or

B: Laugh hysterically and push them over so they have to start over.

LMAO. I came into this thread to see what was going on, and I see that :lol:

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I'd do A because I'm a nice person and wouldn't want the Billie's to strain themselves too much. Those little tattooed arms reaching for something light years away.

But B would be awfully tempting..

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I'd do A because I'm a nice person and wouldn't want the Billie's to strain themselves too much. Those little tattooed arms reaching for something light years away.

But B would be awfully tempting..

Wait, why are we cloning Billie's?

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Wait, why are we cloning Billie's?

I don't really know.

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I'd do A And B. :cool:

I'd help him but then I'd push them over. :lol:

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I don't know either. I forget when/why/how cloning Billie came up. :lol:

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How has this thread not been closed for spam yet? What does a bunch of horny barely teenagers making up bad innuendos have to do with anything?

Seriously.

yeah. its really gross actually

ok does anybody actually have a link to the interview?

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It's the September 2009 issue.

If anyone wants to buy it, or knows if there's anything in there besides the interview with Billie, then this is the cover.

200tmkx.jpg

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GOD.

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It's the September 2009 issue.

If anyone wants to buy it, or knows if there's anything in there besides the interview with Billie, then this is the cover.

http://i35.tinypic.com/200tmkx.jpg

Damn, she is hot!

I'll stop drooling now.

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Oh dear. ^^

Its still at the 7-11 right now.. :whistling:

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Imagine this :

You walk in after cloning Billie Joe about 1,000 times.

He now has the strength of an ant.

You see the Billie Joes on top of eachothers shoulders trying to change a lightbulb.

Do you

A: Help the Billie Joes by changing the lightbulb yourself

Or

B: Laugh hysterically and push them over so they have to start over.

What in the actual :lol: :lol:

B. I'm a horrible person.

I'd do A because I'm a nice person and wouldn't want the Billie's to strain themselves too much. Those little tattooed arms reaching for something light years away.

But B would be awfully tempting..

How many light years away?[/bad joke setup]

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^ I will not say 2000, I will not say 2000...

Dammit, I said 2000 Light-years Away...

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^ I will not say 2000, I will not say 2000...

Dammit, I said 2000 Light-years Away...

I knew people couldn't resist my bad puns. :cool:

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:lol: I thought of 2LYA when I typed it. Good pun! It was needed.

And Mila Jovovich is a Hottie McHottie, if I can say so. Mhm mm.

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Oh my. ^^ :P

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:lol: I thought of 2LYA when I typed it. Good pun! It was needed.

And Mila Jovovich is a Hottie McHottie, if I can say so. Mhm mm.

Bad puns and "That's what she said" jokes, I can't resist 'em. :lol: As an aspiring writer, the bad pun thing is something I need to control!

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^LULZ, I am the master at "that's what she said" jokes. I say them way to much. :lol:

I write too, so maybe I should drop the pun stuff..naah.

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Billie joe is short.

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Billie joe is short.

OMG NO WAY

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Billie joe is short.

:sherlock:

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Billie joe is short.

I wish this thread had won.

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I wish this thread had won.

I voted for it. :lol:

I'm happy the Billie Joe picture thread won, though, but this winning would have made my life.

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