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^^ Whats FML??

:P

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Billie is short. :sherlock:

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You're welcome Beth!

Billie is so tall that he tripped in Michigan and hit his head in Florida.

Not as funny as:

Billie is so short he can do a backflip under a bed.

THE PICTURE IN YOUR SIG MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE THEY COLOURED THEIR LIPS WITH ORANGE MARKER BEFORE THE VMA'S, AND I SAW THE VMA'S AND THEY DID NOT SARAH. THEY DID NOT.

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^So true.

AND MAYBE THEY LIKE ORANGE MARKER. MAYBE BILLIE DECIDED HE WANTED TO LOOK VERY KING FOR A DAY-ESQUE AND DUG IN ADRIENNE'S PURSE TO PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK, BUT IT WAS ORANGE MARKER INSTEAD. AND WE ALL KNOW GREEN DAY PARTICIPATE IN ORGIES, SO THE ORANGE MARKER SPREAD TO MIKE AND TRE AS WELL. SO HA.

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oh my god.

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^So true.

AND MAYBE THEY LIKE ORANGE MARKER. MAYBE BILLIE DECIDED HE WANTED TO LOOK VERY KING FOR A DAY-ESQUE AND DUG IN ADRIENNE'S PURSE TO PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK, BUT IT WAS ORANGE MARKER INSTEAD. AND WE ALL KNOW GREEN DAY PARTICIPATE IN ORGIES, SO THE ORANGE MARKER SPREAD TO MIKE AND TRE AS WELL. SO HA.

No.

That is all.

TOO MUCH INFO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM FUCKING EACHOTHER.

ADRIENNE WOULDN'T HAVE AN ORANGE MARKER IN HER PURSE OKAY SHE WOULDN'T CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ADRIENNE IS ALERGIC TO THE COLOUR ORANGE, SHE BREAKS OUT IN HIVES, F U SARAH F U.

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:lol:
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Since when is 5' 8'' short.. :unsure:

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lol he is....

:ermm:

i mean yeah he's 5'8. how come when everyone came on stage i could see everyones head except his?? :lol:

Alas, my sarcasm doesn't translate well online! :lol:

OMG I laughed so much when Tre was searching for Billie in the crowd, I have no idea why!

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No.

That is all.

TOO MUCH INFO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM FUCKING EACHOTHER.

ADRIENNE WOULDN'T HAVE AN ORANGE MARKER IN HER PURSE OKAY SHE WOULDN'T CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ADRIENNE IS ALERGIC TO THE COLOUR ORANGE, SHE BREAKS OUT IN HIVES, F U SARAH F U.

ADRIENNE WITHSTANDS HER HIVES TO SEE BILLIE BECOME A PRETTY ORANGE MUNCHKIN. AND MY FRIEND CHELSEA (MODERN ZERO) THINKS YOUR AWESOME. SHE IS ON CRACK.

AND FUCK YO MOTHER.

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i lol'ed.

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ADRIENNE WITHSTANDS HER HIVES TO SEE BILLIE BECOME A PRETTY ORANGE MUNCHKIN. AND MY FRIEND CHELSEA (MODERN ZERO) THINKS YOUR AWESOME. SHE IS ON CRACK.

AND FUCK YO MOTHER.

SHUT UP SARAH ADRIENNE CAN SPEAK ONLY THROUGH HERSELF OR THROUGH ME.

Billie is not an oompaloompa. AND I'M PRETTY SURE HIS LIPS DON'T WANT TO BE EITHER.

NOR DO TRES OR MIKES, SO F U PHOTOSHOP STOP MAKING THEIR LIPS ORANGE.

Okay maybe Tres but stfu.

MODERN ZERO HAS AWESOME TASTE AND THEREFORE SHE IS GREAT TOO AND THAT MEANS THAT SHE IS GREATER THAN YOU.

How do you feel right now Sarah? Huh?

My dick is practically down your throat.

Yes, fuck my mother.

My ma is awesome, DO IT.

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OMG I laughed so much when Tre was searching for Billie in the crowd, I have no idea why!

LOL, I did too. Mainly because Tre stood up and smiled like he was just observing the amount of people onstage, but you could tell he was thinking "Billie?!? Can you breathe?!? Are you squished?!?!? BILLIE, ANSWER ME!" :lol:

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LOL, I did too. Mainly because Tre stood up and smiled like he was just observing the amount of people onstage, but you could tell he was thinking "Billie?!? Can you breathe?!? Are you squished?!?!? BILLIE, ANSWER ME!" :lol:

I'm telling ya,billie got molested in there with those girls.

i would have touched him. :devil:

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SHUT UP SARAH ADRIENNE CAN SPEAK ONLY THROUGH HERSELF OR THROUGH ME.

Billie is not an oompaloompa. AND I'M PRETTY SURE HIS LIPS DON'T WANT TO BE EITHER.

NOR DO TRES OR MIKES, SO F U PHOTOSHOP STOP MAKING THEIR LIPS ORANGE.

Okay maybe Tres but stfu.

MODERN ZERO HAS AWESOME TASTE AND THEREFORE SHE IS GREAT TOO AND THAT MEANS THAT SHE IS GREATER THAN YOU.

How do you feel right now Sarah? Huh?

My dick is practically down your throat.

Yes, fuck my mother.

My ma is awesome, DO IT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW BILLIE ISN'T AN OOMPALOOMPA? HE HAS THE REQUIRED HEIGHT TO BE ONE. MAYBE HE'S IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY DEPP AND STARRED IN THE REMAKE.

AND YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN MY MOUTH, YOU PENIS PUMPING WACKO BEANS.

I'D FUCK YOUR MOM WITH YOUR DICK, BITCH.

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wow.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW BILLIE ISN'T AN OOMPALOOMPA? HE HAS THE REQUIRED HEIGHT TO BE ONE. MAYBE HE'S IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY DEPP AND STARRED IN THE REMAKE.

AND YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN MY MOUTH, YOU PENIS PUMPING WACKO BEANS.

I'D FUCK YOUR MOM WITH YOUR DICK, BITCH.

I give up,

Fuck you Sarah.

STOP ACKIN LYK U KNO BILLY CUZ U DUNT K? HE DUZNT LYK B IN TAWKD BOUT LYK THT.

HEZ ON DAT 5"8 STATUS U KNO?

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I fucking love you. You know?

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I fucking love you. You know?

You know I fucking love you too.

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okayyyy...

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okayyyy...

I remember getting your name, but my memory is that of a gold fish, so what is it again?

To lazy to go to your profile.

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I remember getting your name, but my memory is that of a gold fish, so what is it again?

To lazy to go to your profile.

:lol:

Josie.

:)

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Like Josie and the Pussycat Dolls. :lol:

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:lol:

Josie.

:)

I'm going to keep saying it so I remember.

JOSIE JOSIE JOSIE.

Nice to re-meet you.

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