mallorymaloney Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Yeah, he knows he's inadequate in terms of height, quit making him feel bad!^ THIIIIIIIIIIIS!
Sharmellow Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 Kids of 13 these days love acting like they're sexually active 30 year olds. Which I don't get. When I was 13 the only thing I loved acting like was a Pokémon Trainer. When I was 13, which was only 2 years ago, I was a hardcore gamer and very athletic. I had no time for sexual desires nor make any sexually related remarks either.. And as much as I like making things sound perverted and dirty (what can I say, it's pretty damn fun), I have no sexual desires whatsoever. Virginity ftw?As for Billie's height, he's no shorter than 5'5, but no taller than 5'7. Well, in my opinion. He looks roughly between those heights up on stage.
heartscollide Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 As for Billie's height, he's no shorter than 5'5, but no taller than 5'7. Well, in my opinion. He looks roughly between those heights up on stage.I think someone should bring a tape measure to the next show and when they get pulled on stage whip it out and measure him.
Sharmellow Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 I think someone should bring a tape measure to the next show and when they get pulled on stage whip it out and measure him.I dare thee. It'll solve the goddamn mystery and endless rantings.
Guest Shangri-La Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 Is there seriously 20 pages devoted to his height?he's not even that short. i'm 5'5'' and he's taller than me.
Juan Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 then that means I'm terribly taller than Zoe. I'm at least 6'0
heartscollide Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 I dare thee. It'll solve the goddamn mystery and endless rantings.okay, I actually will. He'll totally be like "what the fuck is wrong with this girl!"
Mar Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 I think someone should bring a tape measure to the next show and when they get pulled on stage whip it out and measure him. I won't lie, that would be, to my immature and easily amused self, one of the funniest things ever.
Maddy. Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 When I was 13, which was only 2 years ago, I was a hardcore gamer and very athletic. I had no time for sexual desires nor make any sexually related remarks either.. And as much as I like making things sound perverted and dirty (what can I say, it's pretty damn fun), I have no sexual desires whatsoever. Virginity ftw?Did this discussion arise only because I said "shame" about some remark?Sjeesh, take a joke, can you?
Sarahnade. Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 ^Apparently not. I've had interesting thoughts like that since I was, like, 10 so I don't see what the fuss is about. 13 year olds are getting knocked up for crying out loud, so thinking sexual thoughts isn't anything extraordinary. I won't lie, that would be, to my immature and easily amused self, one of the funniest things ever.This. And I'd totally be the one to do it.
Maddy. Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 ^Apparently not. I've had interesting thoughts like that since I was, like, 10 so I don't see what the fuss is about. 13 year olds are getting knocked up for crying out loud, so thinking sexual thoughts* isn't anything extraordinary.This. And I'd totally be the one to do it. it was just a joke, nothing more, nothing less*very private xD
g l o r i a Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I can barely remember what I was thinking yesterday, let alone when I was 13.But I don't think I was thinking about sex.I was a Green Day fan at 13 and I didn't wonder about Tre naked. Anywhooooo, the topic of Billie Joes height is the best thing in the whole Maxim interview!Though, I enjoy Billie Joe letting all of us know he keeps it nice and smooth down there. Billie Joe doesn't even look old enough to have pubes. Kidding, BILLIE I'M SORRY I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU. I'm sending him some edible arangements now.
Maddy. Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Billie Joe doesn't even look old enough to have pubes.Sigged
HoneyDo666 Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 It's mean to call his height "inadequate" Considering he's super-adequate in more ways than one (singing, guitar-playing, frontmanning, making us laugh, fashion-sense, etc.)I love him, I think his height makes him cuter!
Modern Zero. Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 It's mean to call his height "inadequate" Considering he's super-adequate in more ways than one (singing, guitar-playing, frontmanning, making us laugh, fashion-sense, etc.)I love him, I think his height makes him cuter!I definitely agree. I mean...seriously. Could you imagine a 5'10" Billie? LMAO It would just look so weird. His height definitely adds to his cuteness, so it works in his favor.
Sarahnade. Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I can barely remember what I was thinking yesterday, let alone when I was 13.But I don't think I was thinking about sex.I was a Green Day fan at 13 and I didn't wonder about Tre naked. Anywhooooo, the topic of Billie Joes height is the best thing in the whole Maxim interview!Though, I enjoy Billie Joe letting all of us know he keeps it nice and smooth down there. Billie Joe doesn't even look old enough to have pubes. Kidding, BILLIE I'M SORRY I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU. I'm sending him some edible arangements now.Ahhh I've missed you. And yeah. Billie would look weird being as tall as a basket player. Just..no.is Billie in a bikini?Unfortunatly, no.
iLozza! Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Us 13 year olds forget we're 13 around you lot and let slip sometimes. I'm a major culprit, heh.All this about Billie's height, I mean, bless him, it's not his fault!And Billie + Bikini= No. It'd just be wrong. So unbearably wrong.
Sarahnade. Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Billie has been known to slip into a dress from time to time, so why not a bikini? I think it would be amusing. Something very King For a Day-ish.
**nobodylikesyou** Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 do we know what month or what is on the cover of the magazine containing this article.?
mallorymaloney Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 do we know what month or what is on the cover of the magazine containing this article.?Nope, we only know that Billie's short and that 13 year olds enjoy being peverted/pretending to be perverted.
-Billiejoezee- Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 You know I actually came back to this topic to start the whole billie is lying about his short talk.I don't think i need to anymore. but he is. 5'8.But 5 inches of that is his hair.
Hermione Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 You know I actually came back to this topic to start the whole billie is lying about his short talk.I don't think i need to anymore. but he is. 5'8.But 5 inches of that is his hair. A nice full mane is the perfect way to add height
-Billiejoezee- Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 A nice full mane is the perfect way to add height Lol imagine how short he would be if he cut his hair like in the warning video??Plus seriously have you seen the shoes he wears,thats like 2 inches their too.so in reality... he's like, 5"1.
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