g l o r i a Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 The members of Green Day are munchkins, so I think that sets us all of to be munchkins, even if you're tall, YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME SHORT EVENTUALLY CAUSE OF THEM.Especially by his lying, he can't honestly think he's 5"8.
Mar Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 As a means of procrastination, I was reading some of the magazine articles posted on GDA, and I laughed so hard when one of the writers wrote that Billie was 5'5", because I thought of this thread! I think that's a more accurate estimation of his height (although Billie didn't actually say it himself)!
HoneyDo666 Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I love Billie! He's such a munchkin! He's still got 3 inches on me. I also think he's very funny and should totally do a Funny or Die video with Will Ferrell. It could be about their height differences! "Can I have a box?" haha...I love that SNL promo!
mallorymaloney Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I can't believe the mods haven't had a hernia yet, over this massive menagerie of spam.
Mar Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I love Billie! He's such a munchkin! He's still got 3 inches on me. I also think he's very funny and should totally do a Funny or Die video with Will Ferrell. It could be about their height differences! "Can I have a box?" haha...I love that SNL promo!I just looked that up and I am cracking up!
iLozza! Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I'm the same height as most of you. I'm 13. Wtf :|Billie isn't even a fun sized mars-bar, come on people, he's on par with microbes, sizewise
chickin'pickin' Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Maxim?I sure as fuck hope that he wasn't the centre spread with his bits being obscured by a tactfully placed inanimate object.
Maddy. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Maxim?I sure as fuck hope that he wasn't the centre spread with his bits being obscured by a tactfully placed inanimate object. shame
chickin'pickin' Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 you're 13. Go play jumprope, and stop thinking of such foul things.
mallorymaloney Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 you're 13. Go play jumprope, and stop thinking of such foul things.Kids of 13 these days love acting like they're sexually active 30 year olds. Which I don't get. When I was 13 the only thing I loved acting like was a Pokémon Trainer.
chickin'pickin' Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Plus, Billie Joe was having wet dreams before they were born. I weep for our youth.
mallorymaloney Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Plus, Billie Joe was having wet dreams before they were born. I weep for our youth. I agree --- Tears of fear and sorrow.
IscoredWaddlesgoals Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Kids today don't know they're born, no wonder they're all going round stabbing each other, I remember when it was all fields round here etc. The picture's not too bad, it's just Billie oiled up in a bikini in front of a roaring fire. (I've just vomited slightly )
Sarahnade. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Ah, don't feel bed. Billie's a grown man and we're teenage girls, you and I. (And I'm also 5'3''.) Billie's not short, he's fun-sized. That's been said multiple times in this thread. It's become an infamous quote.And, yeah, that's what I've said. I'm 15 and 5'3", but he's 37 and no more than 5'6". It's just a tad amusing.
Maddy. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 seriously, I live in Holland, you can get porn mags at any half decent storeand I've never been able to jump rope
Modern Zero. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 This is reminding me of that one episode of The Office where Dwight finds Michael's business cards, in which he's summed up the people on the cards, and for Dwight, he has: "Tall. Beets."I can see on Billie's card: "Short. Eyeliner."LMAO. That's perfect! xDI can't believe the mods haven't had a hernia yet, over this massive menagerie of spam. Well....technically it's not 100% spamming because we're discussing Billie's height which is mentioned in the article....so the mods can't possibly get us!
emmaILGD! Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 You're all still going on about his height? Wow.
chickin'pickin' Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Yeah, he knows he's inadequate in terms of height, quit making him feel bad!
plasticpictureframe Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Is that it ? But Billie's not oiled up in a bikini xD Can I quote this please?!?!?!
Modern Zero. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Yeah, he knows he's inadequate in terms of height, quit making him feel bad!Oh ok.....sheesh. What else is there to talk about in the article...other than Billie's height that is? xD
Sarahnade. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Yeah, he knows he's inadequate in terms of height, quit making him feel bad! :lol:Um. Well. I liked the questions, and Billie's answers. They were quite amusing.And the photo was nice, even though he should've had a whole spread.
Modern Zero. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 ^ I concur! And...um......what else is there to talk about? LMAO
Lauren Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 haha, I always thought Billie was like 5'4", so hey, at least he's taller than I thought You know how if in pictures, you stand farther back, you seem shorter? well there's this picture. Billie is standing up straight and singing into the microphone. Jason, who's like 5 feet behind him, is bending over... and he's STILL taller than Billie!
Sarahnade. Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 haha, I always thought Billie was like 5'4", so hey, at least he's taller than I thought You know how if in pictures, you stand farther back, you seem shorter? well there's this picture. Billie is standing up straight and singing into the microphone. Jason, who's like 5 feet behind him, is bending over... and he's STILL taller than Billie! :lol: Yet, in some pictures, he looks super tall. The angle can really trick some people.
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