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JUST WHEN I THINK THINGS CAN'T GET ANYMORE RANDOM/FUN/ABSURD/INSANE,

YOU ENLIGHTEN ME. YOU ARE MY YODA.

:happy:

:eyebrows:

I would dress him in Stuart Little clothing.

Gotta keep him away from storm drains.

And rain.

I'll just get a million of the little umbrellas you put in drinks and give it to him for Christmas.

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i think i might become a supermodel robot tonight! just from this thread!

lmao.

Dude, maybe Billie Joe really does think he's 5'8". Maybe he didn't know he was lying! :o

don't ruin our fun.

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I'll just get a million of the little umbrellas you put in drinks and give it to him for Christmas.

YEEEEESSS! :lol:

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Hahaha. I looked at the cereal dude, and then at Teenage Lush's avatar, and I erupted into laughter.

Lmao!

After I read that I decided to try it for my self, the same result came out!

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Lmao!

After I read that I decided to try it for my self, the same result came out!

ME TOO.

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i think i might become a supermodel robot tonight! just from this thread!

Haha! I was just thinking that I might get to 600 posts, just from this thread.

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And then we would all have to go to a Green Day show together and find Billie Joe.

"DO YOU LIKE OUR SHIRTS, MR. 5"8!?"

:lol:

He'd give us the fuck you stare.

And I would get arrested for trying to shove him in my pocket.

Haha! I was just thinking that I might get to 600 posts, just from this thread.

Haha WOO!

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He'd give us the fuck you stare.

And I would get arrested for trying to shove him in my pocket.

Haha WOO!

It wouldn't be the first time someone has gotten arrested for that at a Green Day show.

I think on the back of the shirt it should say "5"8 my ass!"

Y'know.. You guys have inspired me to apply to be GDA graphic designer....

gda-81tCh.png

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It wouldn't be the first time someone has gotten arrested for that at a Green Day show.

I think on the back of the shirt it should say "5"8 my ass!"

Y'know.. You guys have inspired me to apply to be GDA graphic designer....

gda-81tCh.png

CAN WE VOTE FOR THAT?

HOLYSHIT, I LOVE THAT!

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He'd give us the fuck you stare.

And I would get arrested for trying to shove him in my pocket.

Hahahaha.

He'd give that glare, and then he'd be like, "I would give you a piece of my mind, but it's time for me to get back in the plant I sprouted from earlier. I've had a long day. I had to protect my lucky charms from those filthy and sneaky kids for hours!"

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We should all go to the Boston show next year and wear our shirts.

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It wouldn't be the first time someone has gotten arrested for that at a Green Day show.

I think on the back of the shirt it should say "5"8 my ass!"

Y'know.. You guys have inspired me to apply to be GDA graphic designer....

gda-81tCh.png

HOLY MOSES!

SUBMIT THAT. SUBMIT THAT. SUBMIT THAT.

I WILL VOTE FOR YOU. OMG. SUBMIT THAT.

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It wouldn't be the first time someone has gotten arrested for that at a Green Day show.

I think on the back of the shirt it should say "5"8 my ass!"

Y'know.. You guys have inspired me to apply to be GDA graphic designer....

gda-81tCh.png

DUDE.

SHOW.

THIS.

TO.

COURTNEY.

NOWW!

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Hahahaha.

He'd give that glare, and then he'd be like, "I would give you a piece of my mind, but it's time for me to get back in the plant I sprouted from earlier. I've had a long day. I had to protect my lucky charms from those filthy and sneaky kids for hours!"

LMAO.

"Y'know, my mom warned me to stay away from kids like you."

"Yeah when Billie, like five minutes ago? Fucking shrimp."

"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE, SHE CALLED ME A SHRIMP."

"Tattletail."

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We should all go to the Boston show next year and wear our shirts.

That would be fucking great, but I wouldn't be allowed to.

I could go to a show with you guys if it was around where I live, because my parents would have to drive me.

I hate not being able to drive. :down:

But, hey, if we get these shirts sometime, and I know you guys are at a show, I would wear them to remind myself where you guys were!

:happy:

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LMAO.

"Y'know, my mom warned me to stay away from kids like you."

"Yeah when Billie, like five minutes ago? Fucking shrimp."

"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE, SHE CALLED ME A SHRIMP."

"Tattletail."

you for got like 5 y'knows

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LMAO.

"Y'know, my mom warned me to stay away from kids like you."

"Yeah when Billie, like five minutes ago? Fucking shrimp."

"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE, SHE CALLED ME A SHRIMP."

"Tattletail."

:lol:

I don't know if you guys are fan fiction fanatics, but I am SOOOO writing a fan fiction about all of these scenarios we have named throughout this thread, and you all will be characters. Lmfao.

:happy:

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That would be fucking great, but I wouldn't be allowed to.

I could go to a show with you guys if it was around where I live, because my parents would have to drive me.

I hate not being able to drive. :down:

:down: lameee.

:lol:

I don't know if you guys are fan fiction fanatics, but I am SOOOO writing a fan fiction about all of these scenarios we have named throughout this thread, and you all will be characters. Lmfao.

:happy:

yes!

i don't know what fan fiction is....

but i'll read it.

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Hahaha. I looked at the cereal dude, and then at Teenage Lush's avatar, and I erupted into laughter.

lmfao its perfect

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Fun fact: I counted how many times Billie said y'know in the Times Talk interview before, and I got 400.

I honestly expected more.

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Fun fact: I counted how many times Billie said y'know in the Times Talk interview before, and I got 400.

I honestly expected more.

i watched the whole interview for the first time like two days ago and regretted it. hahaha

him and his y'knows...its ridiculous

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Fun fact: I counted how many times Billie said y'know in the Times Talk interview before, and I got 400.

I honestly expected more.

dude there's so many more.

it's like every other fucking word.

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That would be fucking great, but I wouldn't be allowed to.

I could go to a show with you guys if it was around where I live, because my parents would have to drive me.

I hate not being able to drive. :down:

But, hey, if we get these shirts sometime, and I know you guys are at a show, I would wear them to remind myself where you guys were!

:happy:

Well, I'll be driving the next year when they come back and tour america again, so I would so be down to pick you guys up and go to Green Day, wearing our shirts.

you for got like 5 y'knows

MY BAD.

I'M NOT LYING THOUGH, I DID.

UNLIKE BILLIE, HE'S A LIAR.

I don't know if you guys are fan fiction fanatics, but I am SOOOO writing a fan fiction about all of these scenarios we have named throughout this thread, and you all will be characters. Lmfao.

:happy:

Hahahahaha send us the link when you're done!

Teenage Lush's avatar is what my little Billie will look like when I have to put him in his cage when I have to go on a date or have sex.

Fun fact: I counted how many times Billie said y'know in the Times Talk interview before, and I got 400.

I honestly expected more.

I was gonna watch a half an hour interview, but I only watched 10 minutes of it, and he said it over 200 times.

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Well, I'll be driving the next year when they come back and tour america again, so I would so be down to pick you guys up and go to Green Day, wearing our shirts.

ok, here's the plan, i'm already planning, ok so Michelle can pick up Sarah and we can all meet in Boston, k? k.

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It wouldn't be the first time someone has gotten arrested for that at a Green Day show.

I think on the back of the shirt it should say "5"8 my ass!"

Y'know.. You guys have inspired me to apply to be GDA graphic designer....

gda-81tCh.png

A++++++

This thread:

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billie reminds me of my high school math teacher would always say "ok" in class; one time I counted and she said it 153 times in 85 minutes. Luckily Billie doesn't have size FF boobs like she did.

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