Billie Joe interview in Maxim

[g l o r i a]

Y'know what they say.

"It takes a village"

In this case, its a village of fire ants.

Well, we could use Tweezers.

Manhandle him a bit.

I feel like I'm drunk from laughter. Plus, I'm like, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!"

But this is just too much fuuuuun, ughhhh.

Me too!

My sides hurt so much from laughing.

ahahahaa. me too!

this is the most fun i think i've had all summer.

other than the concert.

i'm not even kidding.

Me too!

Other than Hartford, this is the happiest I've been!

I volunteer to kiss him better once you lot have had your evil way with him.

That might be a while.

Stubborn man won't ever admit his actual fucking height.

[Sarahnade.]

I WANT TO GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS, 'BILLIE JOE IS SHORT, Y'KNOW?'

AND WEAR IT IF I MEET HIM SOMEDAY, AND SEE IF HE GETS IT OR NOT.

[elanorelle72]

my tummy hurts from annoying the neighbours with my loud outbursts of laughter

YEAH I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS TOO!

[AndrewW91]

ooh btw Moshing and crowd surfing seems to be not just for humans

:whistling:

After those ants get done being engulfed with the awesomeness that is Green Day(I've decided that those ants are at a Green Day concert)

They will storm the stage and take Billie down!

[!Viva La Analee!]

I WANT TO GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS, 'BILLIE JOE IS SHORT, Y'KNOW?'

AND WEAR IT IF I MEET HIM SOMEDAY, AND SEE IF HE GETS IT OR NOT.

OMG. I NEED A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT.

oh and change "if you meet him" to "when you meet him"

BE OPTIMISTIC HERE!

After those ants get done being engulfed with the awesomeness that is Green Day(I've decided that those ants are at a Green Day concert)

They will storm the stage and take Billie down!

i think that ant just got done singing longview.

Y'KNOW?

[g l o r i a]

I WANT TO GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS, 'BILLIE JOE IS SHORT, Y'KNOW?'

AND WEAR IT IF I MEET HIM SOMEDAY, AND SEE IF HE GETS IT OR NOT.

Hahahahahaha.

I'm gonna make a shirt that says

"Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know

Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know"

Only Green Day fans would get it.

After those ants get done being engulfed with the awesomeness that is Green Day(I've decided that those ants are at a Green Day concert)

They will storm the stage and take Billie down!

Just see Billie be carried off by a bunch of ants.

"MIKE HELP ME!"

"Billie they're fucking fire ants, I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR SMALL ASS. Good luck."

[Sarahnade.]

If this thread gets closed sometime, I will literally slaughter someone.

[AndrewW91]

I WANT TO GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS, 'BILLIE JOE IS SHORT, Y'KNOW?'

AND WEAR IT IF I MEET HIM SOMEDAY, AND SEE IF HE GETS IT OR NOT.

That would be epic!

i think that ant just got done singing longview.

Y'KNOW?

Lmao..

[g l o r i a]

If this thread gets closed sometime, I will literally slaughter someone.

Me too

I'm adding you guys right now.

That would be epic!

lmao.

[!Viva La Analee!]

If this thread gets closed sometime, I will literally slaughter someone.

i'll help you.

That would be epic!

Lmao..

someone get this made. PRONTO.

[Sarahnade.]

That would be epic!

http://www.imagenerd.com/uploads/pictures017-FB09G.png

DUDE, YOU ARE QUICK!

AND THAT IS THE COOLEST SHIRT EVER!

I'm not sure what to do with it, haha. I already saved it. Fucking hysterical.

[AndrewW91]

i'll help you.

someone get this made. PRONTO.

I'd do it if I had the money.. I actually didn't look at how much it was, damn it.

[Sarahnade.]

If an innocent bystander were to just stumble in this thread, I would like to think they were extremley entertained; not frightened away like a little leprochaun like Billie Joe.

I have no money to make the shirt either, but, damn, I would wear that baby.

So funny.

[!Viva La Analee!]

If an innocent bystander were to just stumble in this thread, I would like to think they were extremley entertained; not frightened away like a little leprochaun like Billie Joe.

I have no money to make the shirt either, but, damn, I would wear that baby.

So funny.

i saw people just come on here, and be like "oh i like this part of the interveiw" in the middle of our planning of making Billie taller. I'm just like, wow, are you oblivious to the hilarious conversation that's going on around you?.

it's just so random.

I have no money to make the shirt either, but, damn, I would wear that baby.

So funny.

i need money.

badly.

i need this shirt.

badly.

[g l o r i a]

I just pictured Billie Joe as one of these guys:

Coming to school with me, telling me to skip class instead of motivating me.

"Fuckiing y'know you should skip!"

And I figured that if he was with me, he would be that size, and I would keep him in my shirt pocket.

Nice and snug.

I'd have to baby proof my house.

[Sarahnade.]

i saw people just come on here, and be like "oh i like this part of the interveiw" in the middle of our planning of making Billie taller. I'm just like, wow, are you oblivious to the hilarious conversation that's going on around you?.

it's just so random.

i need money.

badly.

i need this shirt.

badly.

Haha, I noticed that too!

And me too! Ugh!

[g l o r i a]

If an innocent bystander were to just stumble in this thread, I would like to think they were extremley entertained; not frightened away like a little leprochaun like Billie Joe.

I have no money to make the shirt either, but, damn, I would wear that baby.

So funny.

If I can scramble enough money for Christmas, I will mail you three that shirt and keep one for myself, it'll be like a bond.

"OH I GOTS TO RUN AWAY FRUM DA BAD PPL"

Haha, I noticed that too!

And me too! Ugh!

I just ignore them.

FINE DON'T BE APART OF THE HILARITY THAT IS US.

[Sarahnade.]

I just pictured Billie Joe as one of these guys:

Coming to school with me, telling me to skip class instead of motivating me.

"Fuckiing y'know you should skip!"

And I figured that if he was with me, he would be that size, and I would keep him in my shirt pocket.

Nice and snug.

I'd have to baby proof my house.

JUST WHEN I THINK THINGS CAN'T GET ANYMORE RANDOM/FUN/ABSURD/INSANE,

YOU ENLIGHTEN ME. YOU ARE MY YODA.

[!Viva La Analee!]

If I can scramble enough money for Christmas, I will mail you three that shirt and keep one for myself, it'll be like a bond.

"OH I GOTS TO RUN AWAY FRUM DA BAD PPL"

I just ignore them.

FINE DON'T BE APART OF THE HILARITY THAT IS US.

YES!

[Guest]

I just pictured Billie Joe as one of these guys:

LOL

[Sarahnade.]

If I can scramble enough money for Christmas, I will mail you three that shirt and keep one for myself, it'll be like a bond.

I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU DID.

Actually, I love you forever just for the thought. Haha.

And then we would all have to go to a Green Day show together and find Billie Joe.

"DO YOU LIKE OUR SHIRTS, MR. 5"8!?"

[Bohemian+Scandal]

Dude, maybe Billie Joe really does think he's 5'8". Maybe he didn't know he was lying!

[!Viva La Analee!]

JUST WHEN I THINK THINGS CAN'T GET ANYMORE RANDOM/FUN/ABSURD/INSANE,

YOU ENLIGHTEN ME. YOU ARE MY YODA.

ALL THREE OF YOU ENLIGHTEN ME.

[AndrewW91]

I just pictured Billie Joe as one of these guys:

Coming to school with me, telling me to skip class instead of motivating me.

"Fuckiing y'know you should skip!"

And I figured that if he was with me, he would be that size, and I would keep him in my shirt pocket.

Nice and snug.

I'd have to baby proof my house.

Lmfao.

Omg. It'd be tragic if he fell off a table or chair!

Don't let him on the stairs either.

[Sarahnade.]

Hahaha. I looked at the cereal dude, and then at Teenage Lush's avatar, and I erupted into laughter.