AndrewW91 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 billie can hunt me down and beat me with a ruler any day.Amen!
Sarahnade. Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I know.I woke up and I was like NEVER. WILL. THAT. HAPPEN. BILLIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD! You guys ever see that episode of spongebob when he starts going into peoples dreams and fucking with them? Billie totally did that to me, cause that would never happen.Billie would lose a fight wrestling with a fucking muffin.Probably since he doesn't eat, he'd be like "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT WEIRD LOOKING THING."I love that SpongeBob episode! Just thought I'd throw that out there! But, omg, yes, it sounds like he fucked majorly with your dreams. He probably heard through the dream grapevine that you were dreaming about wrestling him, and he was like, "Wtf!? I'll OWN that bitch!" So he somehow got super powerful without you noticing, and beat you.That's my theory. Lmfao.
eighteen Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Oh Billie.. I love when they ask him different questions for once. I actually have a subscription of Maxim I bought for my ex boyfriend, but I moved and didn't bother to get it forwarded.. dang.
elanorelle72 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 oh God...I am laughing so bloody hard....tea is coming out of my nose
!Viva La Analee! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I imagine Billie looking up at this gigantic mound and saying "Why the fuck does this hill smell like blueberries?".no, he doesn't know what blueberries smell like because he doesn't eat, remember?
AndrewW91 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 no, he doesn't know what blueberries smell like because he doesn't eat, remember?Gah. I had forgotten that blueberries were food.
Sarahnade. Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I fucking love you guys. This thread has absolutly made me laugh to the point I seriously thought I might die from happiness.
g l o r i a Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I imagine Billie looking up at this gigantic mound and saying "Why the fuck does this hill smell like blueberries?".Hahaha.He would have the strength of an ant and carry it off to an ant mound."YKNOW GUYS I PLAN ON YKNOW SHARING THIS WITH YOU GUYS YKNOW, YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND MY PAIN YKNOW?"billie can hunt me down and beat me with a ruler any day.I feel like if Billie were to hit me with a ruler, I would either : A. Either pull one of out of my ass and begining hitting him back. B. Call the cops on the angry midget that is attacking me. C. Push his head back and watch him fight nothing but air as he tries to get me.I love that SpongeBob episode! Just thought I'd throw that out there! But, omg, yes, it sounds like he fucked majorly with your dreams. He probably heard through the dream grapevine that you were dreaming about wrestling him, and he was like, "Wtf!? I'll OWN that bitch!" So he somehow got super powerful without you noticing, and beat you.That's my theory. Lmfao.It was weird! Cause I wrestled 1991 Billie and then randomlly he turned into 2009 Billie.
Sarahnade. Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I feel like if Billie were to hit me with a ruler, I would either : A. Either pull one of out of my ass and begining hitting him back. B. Call the cops on the angry midget that is attacking me. C. Push his head back and watch him fight nothing but air as he tries to get me.I AM SIGGING THAT IF YOU DON'T MIND.That made me choke on my saliva.
!Viva La Analee! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Gah. I had forgotten that blueberries were food.well, y'know, they are disgusting, and blue.I fucking love you guys. This thread has absolutly made me laugh to the point I seriously thought I might die from happiness.ditto!Hahaha.He would have the strength of an ant and carry it off to an ant mound."YKNOW GUYS I PLAN ON YKNOW SHARING THIS WITH YOU GUYS YKNOW, YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND MY PAIN YKNOW?"I feel like if Billie were to hit me with a ruler, I would either :A. Either pull one of out of my ass and begining hitting him back. B. Call the cops on the angry midget that is attacking me. C. Push his head back and watch him fight nothing but air as he tries to get me.It was weird! Cause I wrestled 1991 Billie and then randomlly he turned into 2009 Billie.OMFG I LOVE YOU.
!Viva La Analee! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I AM SIGGING THAT IF YOU DON'T MIND.can i too, if you don't mind?Leave my poor Billie alone no. we're having fun.
AndrewW91 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 C. Push his head back and watch him fight nothing but air as he tries to get me.If you result in C, I think your finger might get tired after awhile.It was weird! Cause I wrestled 1991 Billie and then randomlly he turned into 2009 Billie.It was the Miracle Grow!
Hermione Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 can i too, if you don't mind?no. we're having fun.You'll make him cry
!Viva La Analee! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 You'll make him cry eh, it's his fault.
Hermione Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 eh, it's his fault.Hmm in that case maybe I could help hold him down? :whistling:
elanorelle72 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 we have to use some of that exotic alfalfa sprouts ...the black colour variety...i know corn comes in different colours
g l o r i a Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I AM SIGGING THAT IF YOU DON'T MIND.That made me choke on my saliva.Hahahaha go for it!OMFG I LOVE YOU.Hahahaha I love you too!Leave my poor Billie alone This is WAY too fun.If you result in C, I think your finger might get tired after awhile.It was the Miracle Grow!LMAO.You'll make him cry GOOD, LITTLE BUGGER DESERVES IT!Sig whatever you want you guys!You guys are the fucking best I'm giggling like a fucking school girl ahaha.
AndrewW91 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Hmm in that case maybe I could help hold him down? :whistling:Y'know what they say."It takes a village"In this case, its a village of fire ants.
Sarahnade. Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I feel like I'm drunk from laughter. Plus, I'm like, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!"But this is just too much fuuuuun, ughhhh.
!Viva La Analee! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I'm giggling like a fucking school girl ahaha. ahahahaa. me too!this is the most fun i think i've had all summer.other than the concert.i'm not even kidding.
Hermione Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Y'know what they say."It takes a village"In this case, its a village of fire ants. I volunteer to kiss him better once you lot have had your evil way with him.
Sarahnade. Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 ahahahaa. me too!this is the most fun i think i've had all summer.other than the concert.i'm not even kidding.Dude, same here.AND I DON'T FEEL PATHETIC ADMITTING IT.
elanorelle72 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Y'know what they say."It takes a village"In this case, its a village of fire ants.ooh btw Moshing and crowd surfing seems to be not just for humans :whistling:
!Viva La Analee! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I feel like I'm drunk from laughter. Plus, I'm like, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!"But this is just too much fuuuuun, ughhhh.dude, i'm pickin up what you're puttin down!
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