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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA AT THAT PICTURE.

He's like, "WAAH! THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MY UNDENIABLE SHORTNESS AGAIN! MOOOOOOOOMYYYYYY!"

Hooooomygod, this is my most amusing thread I have ever stumbled into.

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I'M QUOTING IT.

Would you mind if I did aswell?

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I know, you know?

Curse you Billie!

YOU'RETHE WORLDS MOST UNLUCKIEST LEPERCHAUN.

:lol: :lol:

Stay away from Billie's lucky charms!

By the way, did you photoshop Billie sprouting from a plant yet? Hahaha.

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... im the same hieght as billie guys.... and im one of the tallest in my grade....

:cry:

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA AT THAT PICTURE.

He's like, "WAAH! THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MY UNDENIABLE SHORTNESS AGAIN! MOOOOOOOOMYYYYYY!"

Hooooomygod, this is my most amusing thread I have ever stumbled into.

yes. because we're all so fuckingg hilarious.

Would you mind if I did aswell?

no, go for it!

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... im the same hieght as billie guys.... and im one of the tallest in my grade....

:cry:

You're only 14, though! That's totally normal! :)

Billie, however, is a 37 year old man. He should be waaaaay taller, haha.

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Do you guys think that Billie is so short because maybe possibly he hasn't hit puberty yet?

I mean.....the hardwood floor comment in the interview is only more evidence.

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:lol: :lol:

Stay away from Billie's lucky charms!

By the way, did you photoshop Billie sprouting from a plant yet? Hahaha.

Not yet!

Billie's gonna read this and hate me.

He's gonna like pop out the next time I look into a pot and be like

"5"8 THIS BIIIIIIITCH, SUCK IT," and push me on the ground.

I will stay away from Billie's lucky charms.

They're too little to find anyways.

His rainbow is like only visable to single cell life forms like plankton.

But I never said I will not stay away from Tres!

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Billie's gonna read this and hate me.

He's gonna like pop out the next time I look into a pot and be like

"5"8 THIS BIIIIIIITCH, SUCK IT," and push me on the ground.

Lmao. I can totally imagine that happening!

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Not yet!

Billie's gonna read this and hate me.

He's gonna like pop out the next time I look into a pot and be like

"5"8 THIS BIIIIIIITCH, SUCK IT," and push me on the ground.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Do you guys think that Billie is so short because maybe possibly he hasn't hit puberty yet?

I mean.....the hardwood floor comment in the interview is only more evidence.

i think he's hit puberty, i mean he has kids.

he's just a midget.

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Not yet!

Billie's gonna read this and hate me.

He's gonna like pop out the next time I look into a pot and be like

"5"8 THIS BIIIIIIITCH, SUCK IT," and push me on the ground.

I will stay away from Billie's lucky charms.

They're too little to find anyways.

His rainbow is like only visable to single cell life forms like plankton.

But I never said I will not stay away from Tres!

:lol:

Hahaha, omg. I can't suppress laughter in this thread.

How about The Billie is Short and We All Know it (Except For Maybe Him) Club? Hahaha.

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BILLIE JOE SHOULD BE ON THAT SHOW "LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD!"

OMG. YES!!!

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BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

i think he's hit puberty, i mean he has kids.

he's just a midget.

Damn. I knew the whole "kids" thing my contradict my theory of Billie being a prepubescent leprechaun.

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I had a dream I wrestled with Billie and he pinned me down and won.

I've never woken up so ashamed.

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BILLIE JOE SHOULD BE ON THAT SHOW "LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD!"

OMG. YES!!!

:woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:

^THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I LOOKED WHEN I READ THAT!

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I had a dream I wrestled with Billie and he pinned me down and won.

I've never woken up so ashamed.

Ouch. Thats a real self esteem downer..

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BILLIE JOE SHOULD BE ON THAT SHOW "LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD!"

OMG. YES!!!

LMFAO.

We're so fucking funny.

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I had a dream I wrestled with Billie and he pinned me down and won.

I've never woken up so ashamed.

First of all, nice dream. :eyebrows:

Secondly, you should be ashamed. Haha!

I know I'm probably going to have a dream tonight about all of us interrogating Billie about his height on the set of 'Little People, Big World,' or something. And people sprouting out of plants, and lucky charms raining from the clouds. Lmfao.

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:woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:

^THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I LOOKED WHEN I READ THAT!

BHAHAHAH. That's probably the most clever thing i've said in a while

LMFAO.

We're so fucking funny.

yes, yes we are.

I wonder what Billie would do if he ever read this thread..... hmm.....

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Ouch. Thats a real self esteem downer..

I know.

I woke up and I was like NEVER. WILL. THAT. HAPPEN. BILLIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

You guys ever see that episode of spongebob when he starts going into peoples dreams and fucking with them?

Billie totally did that to me, cause that would never happen.

Billie would lose a fight wrestling with a fucking muffin.

Probably since he doesn't eat, he'd be like "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT WEIRD LOOKING THING."

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First of all, nice dream. :eyebrows:

Secondly, you should be ashamed. Haha!

I know I'm probably going to have a dream tonight about all of us interrogating Billie about his height on the set of 'Little People, Big World,' or something. And people sprouting out of plants, and lucky charms raining from the clouds. Lmfao.

that's pretty much exactly what i was thinking.

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I wonder what Billie would do if he ever read this thread..... hmm.....

He'd probably come hunt us down and beat us with a ruler. :lol:

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I know.

I woke up and I was like NEVER. WILL. THAT. HAPPEN. BILLIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

You guys ever see that episode of spongebob when he starts going into peoples dreams and fucking with them?

Billie totally did that to me, cause that would never happen.

Billie would lose a fight wrestling with a fucking muffin.

Probably since he doesn't eat, he'd be like "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT WEIRD LOOKING THING."

THAT IS THE BEST SPONGEBOB EPISODE. EVER!

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I know.

I woke up and I was like NEVER. WILL. THAT. HAPPEN. BILLIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

You guys ever see that episode of spongebob when he starts going into peoples dreams and fucking with them?

Billie totally did that to me, cause that would never happen.

Billie would lose a fight wrestling with a fucking muffin.

Probably since he doesn't eat, he'd be like "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT WEIRD LOOKING THING."

I imagine Billie looking up at this gigantic mound and saying "Why the fuck does this hill smell like blueberries?".

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He'd probably come hunt us down and beat us with a ruler. :lol:

billie can hunt me down and beat me with a ruler any day.

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