Billie Joe interview in Maxim

[!Viva La Analee!]

No, but while we're on the topic of height, I'm the shortest person in this entire thread, I bet.

I'm five three. And a half.

And the half is being generous.

XD

no you're not, i'm 5'1''!

[MascaraTears]

lmao at the above posts. :lol:

I can definitely picture all of those scenarios...

there may come a time where he will have to wear stilts on stage to be seen at all.

[!Viva La Analee!]

"BILLIE, WE NEED TO MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT!"

"Why?"

"BECAUSE YOUR CALCULATIONS ARE BOGUS!"

And then he'd get all mad and mess his diaper. Lmfao.

when i meet him, i'm really really really tempted to measure him, then tell him that he lied to us fans.

[Sarahnade.]

We need to get in contact with some scientists and ask them to work up a magical growing potion. Then we can give it to Billie and watch him grow to be 6 feet tall. Or taller. However tall doesn't matter, just as long as people don't mistake him for a 12 year old boy who hasn't gone through puberty yet.

[!Viva La Analee!]

We need to get in contact with some scientists and ask them to work up a magical growing potion. Then we can give it to Billie and watch him grow to be 6 feet tall. Or taller. However tall doesn't matter, just as long as people don't mistake him for a 12 year old boy who hasn't gone through puberty yet.

i don't want billie to be that tall!

at least make him 5'8'', so he's not lying, y'know?

[g l o r i a]

when i meet him, i'm really really really tempted to measure him, then tell him that he lied to us fans.

Hahaha

YOU LIED.

[Sarahnade.]

when i meet him, i'm really really really tempted to measure him, then tell him that he lied to us fans.

First off, I enjoy your confidence/optimism with saying, "when" instead of "if"

AND YES YOU SHOULD.

Lmfao, he'd be so confused.

Billie: "Uh, what are you doing?"

You: "Measuring you. See, you said you were 5"8 in a Maxim interview, and, well...no one believes you."

Billie: "Damn."

i don't want billie to be that tall!

at least make him 5'8'', so he's not lying, y'know?

Y'know!

Haha, yeah, OK. We'd make him 5"8 so when young fans discover, and the read the Maxim interview for the first time, they won't automatically know that he lied. They'd be like, "Hm. That sounds about right!" Lmfao.

Hahaha

YOU LIED.

Ha, yeah. She can break out into the song, and Billie will run away crying.

Mike: "What's wrong Billie?"

Billie: "The fans are calling me a liar because I said I was 5"8!"

Mike: "Billie, you aren't 5"8. You did lie."

Billie: "I DIDN'T THINK THE FANS WOULD NOTICE!"

Mike: "They apparently did."

Lmfao. This could be made into an epic, yet pointless story.

[!Viva La Analee!]

Hahaha

YOU LIED.

haha i can picture it now...

me: "billie are you really 5'8''"

Billie "no, y'know, it' just, y'know "One Of My Lies" y'know "

me: "funny Billie, real funny"

First off, I enjoy your confidence/optimism with saying, "when" instead of "if"

AND YES YOU SHOULD.

Lmfao, he'd be so confused.

Billie: "Uh, what are you doing?"

You: "Measuring you. See, you said you were 5"8 in a Maxim interview, and, well...no one believes you."

Billie: "Damn."

Y'know!

Haha, yeah, OK. We'd make him 5"8 so when young fans discover, and the read the Maxim interview for the first time, they won't automatically know that he lied. They'd be like, "Hm. That sounds about right!" Lmfao.

hahaha.

yes, i'm very optimistic about meeting him.

IT WILL HAPPEN SOON!

this is the BEST thread. ever.

i can picture everything we're talking about.

[g l o r i a]

First off, I enjoy your confidence/optimism with saying, "when" instead of "if"

AND YES YOU SHOULD.

Lmfao, he'd be so confused.

Billie: "Uh, what are you doing?"

You: "Measuring you. See, you said you were 5"8 in a Maxim interview, and, well...no one believes you."

Billie: "Damn."

Y'know!

Haha, yeah, OK. We'd make him 5"8 so when young fans discover, and the read the Maxim interview for the first time, they won't automatically know that he lied. They'd be like, "Hm. That sounds about right!" Lmfao.

Ha, yeah. She can break out into the song, and Billie will run away crying.

Mike: "What's wrong Billie?"

Billie: "The fans are calling me a liar because I said I was 5"8!"

Mike: "Billie, you aren't 5"8. You did lie."

Billie: "I DIDN'T THINK THE FANS WOULD NOTICE!"

Mike: "They apparently did."

Lmfao. This could be made into an epic, yet pointless story.

Lmao, we're fucking funny.

[.:Whatsername:.]

Well I'm gonna jump into the middle of this conversation and say I loved the interview. The new and the old ones that were posted on the first page actually. Different and pretty funny.

[!Viva La Analee!]

you know what I find weird....?

he said he wouldn't want to be president because he'd have to be a saint, and that'd be lying, but then he goes and lies about his height. nice one Billie.

[g l o r i a]

He's so small I could probably slap his entire face with my pinky.

[Sarahnade.]

haha i can picture it now...

me: "billie are you really 5'8''"

Billie "no, y'know, it' just, y'know "One Of My Lies" y'know "

me: "funny Billie, real funny"

this is the BEST thread. ever.

i can picture everything we're talking about.

:lol:

Billie: "Y'know, I said I was 'about' 5"8, y'know, I was, 'y'know, just estimating, y'know, I didn't...'y'know know, y'know the fans would, y'know, read into it so much, y'know?"

And, yeah, I think this is the best thread ever.

This thread should be a club. The Billie is Short and We All Know it Club. Lmfao.

[dolce]

you know what I find weird....?

he said he wouldn't want to be president because he'd have to be a saint, and that'd be lying, but then he goes and lies about his height. nice one Billie.

I don't know if I'd call it LYING by making yourself an inch or two higher than your actual height. It's just - stretching the truth, if you will. When politicians lie, it's usually more harmful than denying that you're a cute little hobbit. :whistling:

[!Viva La Analee!]

I don't know if I'd call it LYING by making yourself an inch or two higher than your actual height. It's just - stretching the truth, if you will. When politicians lie, it's usually more harmful than denying that you're a cute little hobbit. :whistling:

i know.

i wasn't saying it was a bad thing.

i was just y'know, i don't know.

[g l o r i a]

:lol:

Billie: "Y'know, I said I was 'about' 5"8, y'know, I was, 'y'know, just estimating, y'know, I didn't...'y'know know, y'know the fans would, y'know, read into it so much, y'know?"

And, yeah, I think this is the best thread ever.

This thread should be a club. The Billie is Short and We All Know it Club. Lmfao.

I'm going to end up yelling Billies face

"Hey y'know nice to meet you y'know"

"NO I DON'T KNOW."

[!Viva La Analee!]

:lol:

Billie: "Y'know, I said I was 'about' 5"8, y'know, I was, 'y'know, just estimating, y'know, I didn't...'y'know know, y'know the fans would, y'know, read into it so much, y'know?"

And, yeah, I think this is the best thread ever.

This thread should be a club. The Billie is Short and We All Know it Club. Lmfao.

yesyesyes!!

let's make a facebook group?

[Sarahnade.]

He's so small I could probably slap his entire face with my pinky.

Hahaha.

It's like a Yo Mama joke. Instead of "Yo mama's so stupid," it's, "Billie's so short."

[!Viva La Analee!]

Hahaha.

It's like a Yo Mama joke. Instead of "Yo mama's so stupid," it's, "Billie's so short."

can i quote that for my sig? i found it EXTREMELY hilarious.

[AndrewW91]

I don't think this is the first time Billie tried to fool us about his height!

[Sarahnade.]

i know.

i wasn't saying it was a bad thing.

i was just y'know, i don't know.

Y'KNOW Y'KNOW Y'KNOW Y'KNOW Y'KNOW!

Sorry. But we're all saying it. Billie annoying little habit has rubbed off on all of us, haha.

[g l o r i a]

Hahaha.

It's like a Yo Mama joke. Instead of "Yo mama's so stupid," it's, "Billie's so short."

LMAO, SIG WORTHY!

SO FUNNY!

I don't think this is the first time Billie tried to fool us about his height!

Lmao.

[!Viva La Analee!]

LMAO, SIG WORTHY!

SO FUNNY!

Lmao.

I'M QUOTING IT.

[Sarahnade.]

can i quote that for my sig? i found it EXTREMELY hilarious.

Quote me in you signature?

Yes! Haha!

[g l o r i a]

Y'KNOW Y'KNOW Y'KNOW Y'KNOW Y'KNOW!

Sorry. But we're all saying it. Billie annoying little habit has rubbed off on all of us, haha.

I know, you know?

Curse you Billie!

YOU'RETHE WORLDS MOST UNLUCKIEST LEPERCHAUN.