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:lol: :lol: I officially love this thread!! And now I'm going to think of this when I listen to that song!

me freaking tooooo.

Hahahaha, THINK OF ME.

I want to get a picture of BIllie crouching so I can photo shop it into a plant.

the one that was in this month's rolling stone!

perfect!

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the one that was in this month's rolling stone!

perfect!

Send me the photo!

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Ah thank you!

I'll do it some time tonight for you guys haha.

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haha no problem!

i can't wait to see how it turns out. haha.

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I should've told him how cute of a leperchaun he makes when I was on stage with him.

I will.

Little boy, little boy why aren't you eating?

Inside your hungry stomach is running on empty

Little one, little one, you must be so hungry.

A figure like yours needs to be fed every two hours.

Little boy, little boy, you dirty liar.

You should've!

And awesome parody. And, yeah, I will think of this thread and you everytime I listen to that song too, haha.

And I must see the photo when you photoshop it. That'll be the best thing ever, lmfao.

Haaa. I love this thread.

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I also suggest someone photoshops Billie's face in a Chia Pet.

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Billie has a lot of interesting piss stories..

GOLDEN RAINNNNN. Some stay dry, and others feel the painnn ...

Yeah, I suppose.

BUT HE'S STILL TALL CAUSE I'M NOT THAT TALL.

I'm gonna shove miracle grow in billie joes vegaterian lasagna.

I think all Green Day fans below 6"0 have shrunk atleast a few inches due to the fact that we listen to them so much their heights rub off on us.

CURSE YOU GREEN DAY, I CAN NO LONGER BE A MODEL BECAUSE I AM 5"5 AND THAT IS FROWNED UPON.

I would've believe Billie more if he had said "Y'know I'm about y'know I would say like 5"2 feet 115 pounds, y'know. I'm a small lad, y'know"

Next thing you know Mikes gonna say he's 5"4, pfft, YEAH OKAY MIKE, MAYBE IF YOU CUT OFF YOUR LOWER HALF OF YOUR BODY.

But yeah, I like the interview.

And I like you. I like you a whole lot. You're funny, delightfully so. =D

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And I like you. I like you a whole lot. You're funny, delightfully so. =D

Thank you!

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GOLDEN RAINNNNN. Some stay dry, and others feel the painnn ...

And I like you. I like you a whole lot. You're funny, delightfully so. =D

i concur.

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When I meet Billie again, and I'm gonna knock him on the ground

And when he's in tears asking me why, I'll be like YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

And walk away.

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Michelle my dear, I will say it again. You add joie de vivre and amazing win to every thread you touch. :lol: This made me laugh so much.

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Are we still arguing on the tallness of Billie?

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No, but while we're on the topic of height, I'm the shortest person in this entire thread, I bet.

I'm five three. And a half.

And the half is being generous.

XD

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Michelle my dear, I will say it again. You add joie de vivre and amazing win to every thread you touch. :lol: This made me laugh so much.

I seem to make friends in every thread I go into.

Which is like every one.

I LIKE IT.

Are we still arguing on the tallness of Billie?

Just discussing!

No, but while we're on the topic of height, I'm the shortest person in this entire thread, I bet.

I'm five three. And a half.

And the half is being generous.

XD

I'm 5"5 AND a half with my shoesies off.

I would laugh if Billie wasn't even tall enough to go on a rollercoaster.

SRY MR.ARMSTRONG U MUST B DIS TAWL.

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I'm 5"5 AND a half with my shoesies off.

I would laugh if Billie wasn't even tall enough to go on a rollercoaster.

SRY MR.ARMSTRONG U MUST B DIS TAWL.

And you're holding your hand at like, your knee to gesture how tall he's gotta be.

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Just discussing!

Okay good.

We don't need any more pictures of Green Day with George Washington.

I'm taller than all of you!

Not really, but I am like 6 something or other. I don't really know..nor do I care.

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No, but while we're on the topic of height, I'm the shortest person in this entire thread, I bet.

I'm five three. And a half.

And the half is being generous.

XD

Nah. I'm about your height. 5'3" 1/2. I hate the half. It's a pain. I'd rather be 5'3" or 5'4", but I'm really not either one. I'm somewhere in the middle. :(

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And you're holding your hand at like, your knee to gesture how tall he's gotta be.

Yeah, eventually the man is gonna be so small he'll be talking in a voice like he sucked on helium.

Nah. I'm about your height. 5'3" 1/2. I hate the half. It's a pain. I'd rather be 5'3" or 5'4", but I'm really not either one. I'm somewhere in the middle. :(

YOU'RE ODD.

YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE.

YOU'RE THE BOLGNA IN THE BOLGNA SANDWICH!

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No, but while we're on the topic of height, I'm the shortest person in this entire thread, I bet.

I'm five three. And a half.

And the half is being generous.

XD

Fear not, short person - I'm five foot one. :happy: Teeny tiny. I'd make Billie feel like a giant!

I love his shortness. I've been noticing he's been making a lot of comments lately on how short he is... he shouldn't feel bad about it, he's adorable! :wub:

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No, but while we're on the topic of height, I'm the shortest person in this entire thread, I bet.

I'm five three. And a half.

And the half is being generous.

XD

i'm 5' 1"!!! :lol:

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When he gets really old, he's going to be all hunched over like a crazy troll; like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. So, he'll decrease to, like, 4"11 or so, but he'll say he's 5"4. And us fans will still be like, "Oh, Billie's just lying about his height again."

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When he gets really old, he's going to be all hunched over like a crazy troll; like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. So, he'll decrease to, like, 4"11 or so, but he'll say he's 5"4. And us fans will still be like, "Oh, Billie's just lying about his height again."

We'll be like shouting into his ear.

"BILLIE YOU'RE NOT THAT TALL."

"What?"

"YOU, YOU'RE NOT THAT TALL."

"What?"

"YOU. ARE. SHORT."

"Damn kids!"

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We'll be like shouting into his ear.

"BILLIE YOU'RE NOT THAT TALL."

"What?"

"YOU, YOU'RE NOT THAT TALL."

"What?"

"YOU. ARE. SHORT."

"Damn kids!"

"BILLIE, WE NEED TO MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT!"

"Why?"

"BECAUSE YOUR CALCULATIONS ARE BOGUS!"

And then he'd get all mad and mess his diaper. Lmfao.

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