Teenage Kicks! Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 LMFAOI got a kick outta the first one...or was it the second one? Whatever
Sarahnade. Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 That was a bit harsh. But I'm not going to lie, some parts made me laugh. Like the part about Seinfeld, for example.Me too, haha. I laughed at most of it, but it was a bit harsh.But the website does shit like that, so, whatever. I guess GD is no exclusion, lmfao.
Nele Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Kind of harsh sometimes but still damn funny:Tre Cool (born Frank Edwin Wright III, a name he should have kept)Slappy, 1,000 Hours, a full-length album called 39/Smooth a rare demo tape called Spungs Farts/500 Cakes.** This is not an actual Green Day release. We shouldn't have to tell you this.My favorites. :lol:
Luci_Minority Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Hahaha - my favorite part was the GDA plug at the bottom:Green Day ArticlesGreen Day Authority Submitted by: The Furlinator | Jun 25, 2009Giant fansite. You'll get more info out of this site than their official website.
Kaddi. Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 It's supposed to be funny, huh? I think I'm not in the right mood for it right now.
Chelsea Hotel Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 I like how they think the best thing Mike ever did was take a shit off the balcony of the hotel they were staying at. Oh, Cracked. You never cease to amaze.
Fink Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 All of you who are saying this is harsh need to get a sense of humor. Cracked is great.
mallorymaloney Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 That was fucking great --- Both the article and the how-to 'chart'. And for the person who can't view the article because it's blocked ... Try this!http://w3.hidemyass.com/index.php?q=aHR0cD...%3D%3D&hl=0The article is very funny, but the comments! Oy... I swear, if I hear one more goddang punk say how unpunk and sellout they are, I'm gonna get a peacemaker and... ok, not really, but you know what I mean.Exactly. I think things have changed --- Being punk nowadays is saying that Green Day ((and similar bands)) are punk when the 'original' punks are saying they're not. That's all it takes. And check out this guy's comment:'Green Day is now officially Hot Topic punk. Billie boy is even wearing what looks like just another Hot Topic shirt and make up this time around.I saw these guys before they were famous playing in an old house in Auburn, Alabama when they were driving across America from college town to college town and they were asking for donations so they could keep their little tour going. That's punk! These guys not only sold out but now sound like any other "whatever you call this genre of rock these days" band with the nasal whiny singing and stupid subject matter.Jeez, go on tour with Blink 182 already.'I laughed at the underlined bit almost more than I laughed at the entire article. Surely a well disguised troll, though.
mad hatter. Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Wooooow. Someone has too much time on their hands.
God XIV Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 does anybody else see an excessive use of the word dong in the very last paragraphIncedently i heartily disagree with the whole "Spoilt Motif" i think they had to work to get where they are today most bands these days are handed everything on a silver platter and sign record deals for their first albums
Sharmellow Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Ahahah, that made my day. And the diagram is fucking epic.
The Disappearing Boy Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 bahaha'are you high - no - light up'
dolce Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Two things:Not the most attractive punk band? Who is, then?Talented but spoiled? Oh yeah, fame was just handed to them on a silver platter. The writer of this article must be a real ass.
captain peroxide Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Two things:Not the most attractive punk band? Who is, then?Talented but spoiled? Oh yeah, fame was just handed to them on a silver platter. The writer of this article must be a real ass.Reeeeelax dude, it's called humor.
Boston Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 However, punk rock enthusiasts have disowned Green Day for signing to a major-label, which, for some reason is a big "fuck you" to other punk bands. Also, they have a total of four songs over 5 minutes in their twenty years as a band.That made me giggle.
DeJennsitized Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 I thought the flowchart was funny, simply because it's so obvious that's not how Green Day make albums such as American Idiot and 21stCB The article, however, is fucking hilarious."Instead of protesting the government, moon them."
iLozza! Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 I've read harsher things tbh. I thought that was quite funny, and I loved their bit about GDA. But Billie having a nasal, bratty voice? Nah, nasal maybe, bratty, hmmm.
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