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I like reading these

Way more than I really should

But oh well who cares.

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A drummer once said

that he could perform oral

on himself, guess who?

This is my new favourite poem!! :wub:

Tre has the best hair

If you tell me otherwise

I'll cut your balls off.

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^LMAO. Nice. :thumbsup:

Tre Cool is the name

His favorite thing to do?

Mingling about.

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^LMAO. Nice. :thumbsup:

Tre Cool is the name

His favorite thing to do?

Mingling about.

That's a nice haiku

But isn't it fiddling?

Tre likes to fiddle.

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That's a nice haiku

But isn't it fiddling?

Tre likes to fiddle.

LMAO

That is very true

Fiddling AND mingling

He does like to do!

:lol:

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This is a Haiku

I wrote it about Green Day

Is it any good?

:P

Well done. :lol:

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My favorite band

Are a midget, cowboy, clown

But I love them loads.

:happy:

The midget, cowboy, clown thing made me laugh! :lol:

Billie isn't short,

He's fun-sized like candy bars.

Still a lot to love.

:/

EDIT: St.JimmyLied: I just realized that I wrote almost the same one as you! :lol:

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There once was a girl

Who didn't know she could love

'Til she found Green Day

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I could just write these

All day but I like to think

That I have a life

:lol: I love haikus.

My Green Day concert

Was a month ago today

Let's go back in time.

:P

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habitat for the

humanity was a true

bonus decision

golf clubs everywhere

racks and racks of them are

waiting for Tre Cool

clothing lines and the

eatery are what Mike does

in time he has spare

walking back and forth

across the stage telling a

story YAY Billie

racing around the

drum kit beating everything

in sight YAY Tre' Cool

Mike has a singing

voice to go with his great bass

jump for joy YAY Mike

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The midget, cowboy, clown thing made me laugh! :lol:

Billie isn't short,

He's fun-sized like candy bars.

Still a lot to love.

:/

EDIT: St.JimmyLied: I just realized that I wrote almost the same one as you! :lol:

Haha, it's cool. We just both know that Billie's still great despite being so short. :lol:

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Haha, it's cool. We just both know that Billie's still great despite being so short. :lol:

Yeeees! :lol:

Billie says that the,

Musical won't be fruity,

And I believe him.

Haha. Wow.

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I have a boner

A female mouth is slurping

Boom goes the facial

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Billie is so hawt!

That is what teenies would say.

Well...they have good taste.

:shifty:

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Once were bratty kids

Their music has since matured

Still inspiring

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Teenies piss me off.

They are not worth time or space.

And I know that's cruel.

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Once were bratty kids

Their music has since matured

Still inspiring

^ That one's really good! :thumbsup:

I love Adrienne.

She is so inspiring.

Hope I'll be like her.

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I still miss July

Post-concert depression sucks

Time-machine, anyone?

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I still miss July

Post-concert depression sucks

Time-machine, anyone?

I love that.

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As I read this thread,

I realized there aren't any

haikus about Mike. :(

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As I read this thread,

I realized there aren't any

haikus about Mike. :(

Mike has long sideburns

If you put them on my face

They'd go in my mouth.

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C'mon. please don't shit on Haiku. :dry:

You must be properly a professional in poetry so that you can write Haiku. it's not a joke. :angry:

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C'mon. please don't shit on Haiku. :dry:

You must be properly a professional in poetry so that you can write Haiku. it's not a joke. :angry:

Oh, it's just for fun! No one claims to be a "professional" in poetry, but I believe that everyone can write poetry, even if they're not "professional".

Not all Haikus have to be serious either. There's nothing wrong with these Haikus. I'm sorry, but we're not hurting anyone by writing these and being creative. :dry:

Summer turns to Fall

They leave and head for Europe

Why does time move fast?

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Summer turns to Fall

They leave and head for Europe

Why does time move fast?

Love it!...Though since I'm in Eurpoe I'm quite pleased about the time passing! :D

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^ haha thanks! =)

Mike is very tall.

And he's very handsome too.

I love him so much.

:happy:

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