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I'm pretty sure this was the winning Haiku to get his bone:

Hey, Come here a sec,

Ever seen a rash like this?

Seriously, though.

I remeber it being about rashes or scabs, I just found that on GSB.

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Do you love Green Day?

I think you should love Green Day.

Do it now or else.

Three small men changed me

To who I'm supposed to be

With nothing but noise

lulz

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I keep seeing this thread and reading the title as "Green Day Hiatus" and start freaking out. :dry:

That's why I thought it said as I was quickly reading the title for the first time. My eyes got wide and my jaw almost dropped. :lol:

What the hell is a Hiatu?

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I seriously laughed at all of these. :lol:

Billie does vocals,

Mike and Tre keep the rythem,

They rock fucking balls.

Lmfao.

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What the hell is a Hiatu?

A hiatus is when a band takes a break/stops making music for an indefinite amount of time. I think. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Speaking of haikus about green day, when Tre had that haiku contest years back, who won his bone shard? What the hell happened to that person. And why haven't I seen said bone shard on Ebay yet?

Im pretty sure It illegal to sell any form of dna on ebay

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Some of those are really silly :lol: but some ar not bad

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Green Day is the band,

To listen to when you're sad.

You'll cheer up real soon.

:lol:

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Billie is a dork

And he says you know a lot

Something's wrong with him.

LMAO that was mean..... xD

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Billie is a dork

And he says you know a lot

Something's wrong with him.

LMAO that was mean..... xD

THIS. :lol:

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Billie is a dork

And he says you know a lot

Something's wrong with him.

LMAO that was mean..... xD

:lol:

My friend saw Green Day

last night and I'm so jealous

'cause I love them more

lmfao lame

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US tour ended,

Faster than I thought at first.

Europe, here they come.

/pathetic.

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This is a Haiku

I wrote it about Green Day

Is it any good?

:P

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I really really

Suck at writing haikus but

you can't tell can you? :lol:

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My friend saw Green Day

last night and I'm so jealous

'cause I love them more

lmfao lame

I like it! :thumbsup::happy:

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Green Day is the shit

I suck at writing haikus

But it is still true

*bows*

:lol:

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ok i got one.

I'm in love with Trè.

A thirty-six year old man.

That is fucking weird...

LOL.

FAILURE!

:down:

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Green Day come on stage

Their kick-ass music sounds off

The crowd goes wild

Blah...I tried. :/

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Billie, Mike, and Tre:

The best fucking thing ever

Ever since sliced bread.

:lol:

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Billie isn't short.

He's something much more than that.

He's really fun-sized.

Meh.

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ok i got one.

I'm in love with Trè.

A thirty-six year old man.

That is fucking weird...

LOL.

FAILURE!

:down:

:lol: :lol: I love you. hahahaha.

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This thread is still up?

Big surprise considering

Nessa is a bitch

Taadaaa! =D That came straight from the heart.

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Three small men changed me

To who I'm supposed to be

With nothing but noise

I love that, I do

It's actually awesome

Let me try haiku:

My favorite band

Are a midget, cowboy, clown

But I love them loads.

...damn, that sucked. Yessir.

But that's okay because I'm

Not getting paid, man.

:happy:

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A drummer once said

that he could perform oral

on himself, guess who?

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They pulled me on stage,

I gave Longview all I could,

One hell of a night.

Holiday's Anti-Bush

It's Not Anti-American

Fuck this stupid war

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